Post: My PS3 Turned Magically into a PS4 at Midnight.
05-03-2011, 05:07 AM #1
Hawkin
Lord of the Undead
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); God knows I have suffered with the rest of you. Trying to find a way to inject that PSN'ey goodness directly into my viens. I sit here sweating and shaking I keep hearing the voice coming out of my Turtle Beaches. "Team Deathmatch"
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat cuddling with my Dualshock 3, the red one of course, because she is the sexiest.

I too at random moments during the day will turn on my PS3 in a moment of hope, only to be stabbed though the heart with that dreadful message "You Have Been signed out of the PSN network. Error 8002A203" It was rather awkward when I burst from the bathroom to check my PS3, while there was company over. I had forgotten to pull up my pants. Worse then that I had forgotten to wipe. I just could of sworn I heard that familiar sound... "Domination" coming from a neighbor's window. And I did but that was from the hooker that lives on the corner... I didn't ask any questions.

Anyways my point, well maybe I don't have a point...

or maybe I do...
My name is Hawkin and I am a PSN-Aholic
Last edited by Hawkin ; 05-03-2011 at 11:29 PM.

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05-03-2011, 07:10 AM #20
Hurldoh
Kiss My Country Ass
Sir, you should write a short story or something :y:
05-03-2011, 11:57 AM #21
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Originally posted by Hawkin View Post
IDK was you mind near my Red Dual-shock controller?

STAY AWAY FROM HER!!
She is mine... My Precious.


Haha :dumb: .
05-03-2011, 12:02 PM #22
we'll all go crazy without the psn lol
05-03-2011, 12:08 PM #23
xLew--
Former Staff
lol you crank
05-03-2011, 01:23 PM #24
Optimous_Meteor
Can’t trickshot me!
wow lol epicness
05-03-2011, 01:46 PM #25
iTruceFret
[move]From now on, call me DRAGON.[/move]
lmfao. LOVE IT! By the way...I think the ones who groaned at you, or don't get it, are the 12-15 year olds. MAYBE the 16-19 year olds get it.
05-03-2011, 02:03 PM #26
xFaTed
Keeper
I wonder how the PS4 will look like :P
05-03-2011, 02:19 PM #27
NeglectFate
[b][move]NGU - Home of The Virgins![/b][/move]
Pointless threads have been created because of psn being down. While this is different from most, and unique in its own way, it's still pointless. So that is why I groaned this thread. Not because I don't understand it, but because it serves no real purpose
05-03-2011, 03:31 PM #28
inb4 close much?

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