Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-16-2011, 02:32 AM
#74
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by UnoDeluxe
This thread has to be a joke
i pray to god that i don't choke ._.
But i bet yall can't handle me at this velocity.
All the raps here are all monstrosities.
And no I'm not giving any apologies.
My raps come to me almost subconsciously.
My raps are crazy, unpredictable with ferocity.
My raps are legendary; a part of mythology.
Lol fun thread though.
i pray to god that i don't choke ._.
But i bet yall can't handle me at this velocity.
All the raps here are all monstrosities.
And no I'm not giving any apologies.
My raps come to me almost subconsciously.
My raps are crazy, unpredictable with ferocity.
My raps are legendary; a part of mythology.
Lol fun thread though.
Your just some dumb rookie
You still suck your thumb
I get my dick sucked my your mom
I know every trick in the book
So look kid get out of here , before you get hurt
Cause i did it all , from blunts to shoot outs
And once again another victims falls to the pimp master
10-16-2011, 02:39 AM
#75
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by ilZeactionz
It comes the time to tell you the truth
All ur rhymes smells like poop
U Guys think ur the shyt but actually i gotta admit
That i can beat ur ass
Im gonna drop u like dubstep drop the bass
yoooo this aint funny
ur gf is my private bunny.
Soo i just prove whose the best
i amaze even ur sis in the bed
And watch out cause im gonna punch u in the head.
But im not a rapper
All ur rhymes smells like poop
U Guys think ur the shyt but actually i gotta admit
That i can beat ur ass
Im gonna drop u like dubstep drop the bass
yoooo this aint funny
ur gf is my private bunny.
Soo i just prove whose the best
i amaze even ur sis in the bed
And watch out cause im gonna punch u in the head.
But im not a rapper
it seems we are dealing with an internet tough guy
guys calm down I think he has had a rough night
With me ****in his girl ****in his mom and ****in his sis
and he's coping the fact of not affording to piss
Pull the trigger and and Death is who you can kiss
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Originally posted by Team
You won 
kay:
kay:
---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:35 PM ----------
Originally posted by PIMP
Your just some dumb rookie
You still suck your thumb
I get my dick sucked my your mom
I know every trick in the book
So look kid get out of here , before you get hurt
Cause i did it all , from blunts to shoot outs
And once again another victims falls to the pimp master
You still suck your thumb
I get my dick sucked my your mom
I know every trick in the book
So look kid get out of here , before you get hurt
Cause i did it all , from blunts to shoot outs
And once again another victims falls to the pimp master
Madder fact I take that back you gunna get slapped with dat paddle
None of your verses rhyme I don't know how you still tryin
I'd tell you your good and I didn't **** yo bitch but that would be lyin
10-16-2011, 02:45 AM
#76
+Monsterr
Awesome.
Chill out cock head
u probably think ur tough
but nobody here gives a ****.
Ur think u lucky?
because ur teh only ******
im gonna aim ur head & pull the trigger
ohh? Stop sucking my dick
ur aint the only 1 besides ur mom and ur sis
ohh ur fat as **** because of my cum
but i dont mind i fuked ur sis and i just won.
=D
---------- Post added at 09:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:45 PM ----------
forgot to quote
u probably think ur tough
but nobody here gives a ****.
Ur think u lucky?
because ur teh only ******
im gonna aim ur head & pull the trigger
ohh? Stop sucking my dick
ur aint the only 1 besides ur mom and ur sis
ohh ur fat as **** because of my cum
but i dont mind i fuked ur sis and i just won.
=D
---------- Post added at 09:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:45 PM ----------
Originally posted by jarodshowtime
it seems we are dealing with an internet tough guy
guys calm down I think he has had a rough night
With me ****in his girl ****in his mom and ****in his sis
and he's coping the fact of not affording to piss
Pull the trigger and and Death is who you can kiss
---------- Post added at 10:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:34 PM ----------
I have to admit you had some sweet verses
---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:35 PM ----------
Dude what the hell are you doing this is a rap battle
Madder fact I take that back you gunna get slapped with dat paddle
None of your verses rhyme I don't know how you still tryin
I'd tell you your good and I didn't **** yo bitch but that would be lyin
guys calm down I think he has had a rough night
With me ****in his girl ****in his mom and ****in his sis
and he's coping the fact of not affording to piss
Pull the trigger and and Death is who you can kiss
---------- Post added at 10:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:34 PM ----------
I have to admit you had some sweet verses
---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:35 PM ----------
Dude what the hell are you doing this is a rap battle
Madder fact I take that back you gunna get slapped with dat paddle
None of your verses rhyme I don't know how you still tryin
I'd tell you your good and I didn't **** yo bitch but that would be lyin
forgot to quote
10-16-2011, 02:46 AM
#77
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by ilZeactionz
It comes the time to tell you the truth
All ur rhymes smells like poop
U Guys think ur the shyt but actually i gotta admit
That i can beat ur ass
Im gonna drop u like dubstep drop the bass
yoooo this aint funny
ur gf is my private bunny.
Soo i just prove whose the best
i amaze even ur sis in the bed
And watch out cause im gonna punch u in the head.
But im not a rapper
All ur rhymes smells like poop
U Guys think ur the shyt but actually i gotta admit
That i can beat ur ass
Im gonna drop u like dubstep drop the bass
yoooo this aint funny
ur gf is my private bunny.
Soo i just prove whose the best
i amaze even ur sis in the bed
And watch out cause im gonna punch u in the head.
But im not a rapper
Kid your raps suck more dick than broke back mountain
Your rhymes are a fountain of shit
My rhymes hit hard , call me mike tyson
Face it kid you just hit a brick wall
So sit your ass down , until you come up with something good
Cause your just another clown
10-16-2011, 02:51 AM
#78
TheBryant
Space Ninja
Everything I've seen here is type lame, huh
Saying that you good, but nobody knows ya name, huh
Man, ya wack niggas all rap the same, huh
Imaginary bitches, borrowed money, step your game UP
Maaaaan,
You stole some niggas swag, only reason you a felon,
Don't really wanna do this but I'm finna teach ya a lesson
I'm hot, I'm the devil, but it's because of God's blessing
I'm about to make you meet him, take the stairway, Zeppelin!
Rappin' like a thug, making references to rock
Can you smell what I'm cookin'? Your candy ass. The Rock
Who's flowin' sick like Human Centipede? I am, you not
I'm done for the night, diamonds up, ROC
Saying that you good, but nobody knows ya name, huh
Man, ya wack niggas all rap the same, huh
Imaginary bitches, borrowed money, step your game UP
Maaaaan,
You stole some niggas swag, only reason you a felon,
Don't really wanna do this but I'm finna teach ya a lesson
I'm hot, I'm the devil, but it's because of God's blessing
I'm about to make you meet him, take the stairway, Zeppelin!
Rappin' like a thug, making references to rock
Can you smell what I'm cookin'? Your candy ass. The Rock
Who's flowin' sick like Human Centipede? I am, you not
I'm done for the night, diamonds up, ROC
10-16-2011, 02:55 AM
#79
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by ilZeactionz
Chill out cock head
u probably think ur tough
but nobody here gives a ****.
Ur think u lucky?
because ur teh only ******
im gonna aim ur head & pull the trigger
ohh? Stop sucking my dick
ur aint the only 1 besides ur mom and ur sis
ohh ur fat as **** because of my cum
but i dont mind i fuked ur sis and i just won.
=D
---------- Post added at 09:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:45 PM ----------
forgot to quote
u probably think ur tough
but nobody here gives a ****.
Ur think u lucky?
because ur teh only ******
im gonna aim ur head & pull the trigger
ohh? Stop sucking my dick
ur aint the only 1 besides ur mom and ur sis
ohh ur fat as **** because of my cum
but i dont mind i fuked ur sis and i just won.
=D
---------- Post added at 09:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:45 PM ----------
forgot to quote
Obviously you cannot rap so stop dreaming
Yo mama yo sister and even yo dad
None of them love you and nobody's sad
10-16-2011, 02:56 AM
#80
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by jarodshowtime
it seems we are dealing with an internet tough guy
guys calm down I think he has had a rough night
With me ****in his girl ****in his mom and ****in his sis
and he's coping the fact of not affording to piss
Pull the trigger and and Death is who you can kiss
---------- Post added at 10:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:34 PM ----------
I have to admit you had some sweet verses
---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:35 PM ----------
Dude what the hell are you doing this is a rap battle
Madder fact I take that back you gunna get slapped with dat paddle
None of your verses rhyme I don't know how you still tryin
I'd tell you your good and I didn't **** yo bitch but that would be lyin
guys calm down I think he has had a rough night
With me ****in his girl ****in his mom and ****in his sis
and he's coping the fact of not affording to piss
Pull the trigger and and Death is who you can kiss
---------- Post added at 10:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:34 PM ----------
I have to admit you had some sweet verses
---------- Post added at 10:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:35 PM ----------
Dude what the hell are you doing this is a rap battle
Madder fact I take that back you gunna get slapped with dat paddle
None of your verses rhyme I don't know how you still tryin
I'd tell you your good and I didn't **** yo bitch but that would be lyin
o rly? no rhymes? Dick and trick book and look? kid and did? all and fall? I recommend checking out Dr.Sues
Anyways
Yo kid your just another chiwawa , about to get eaten by the big bad dog
So get ready , and begin to dig your grave
Cause my raps are nothing but sin
cause im always drinking gin
Ill beat your ass for the count , ref count the pin fall
Cause i call the shots , call me the director
You fall like a bad empire
So get sad kid
you did not not diss me
so go on and run on home , its your bed time , Nighty night bitch.
10-16-2011, 03:00 AM
#81
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by TheBryant
Everything I've seen here is type lame, huh
Saying that you good, but nobody knows ya name, huh
Man, ya wack niggas all rap the same, huh
Imaginary bitches, borrowed money, step your game UP
Maaaaan,
You stole some niggas swag, only reason you a felon,
Don't really wanna do this but I'm finna teach ya a lesson
I'm hot, I'm the devil, but it's because of God's blessing
I'm about to make you meet him, take the stairway, Zeppelin!
Rappin' like a thug, making references to rock
Can you smell what I'm cookin'? Your candy ass. The Rock
Who's flowin' sick like Human Centipede? I am, you not
I'm done for the night, diamonds up, ROC
Saying that you good, but nobody knows ya name, huh
Man, ya wack niggas all rap the same, huh
Imaginary bitches, borrowed money, step your game UP
Maaaaan,
You stole some niggas swag, only reason you a felon,
Don't really wanna do this but I'm finna teach ya a lesson
I'm hot, I'm the devil, but it's because of God's blessing
I'm about to make you meet him, take the stairway, Zeppelin!
Rappin' like a thug, making references to rock
Can you smell what I'm cookin'? Your candy ass. The Rock
Who's flowin' sick like Human Centipede? I am, you not
I'm done for the night, diamonds up, ROC
10-16-2011, 03:01 AM
#82
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by TheBryant
Everything I've seen here is type lame, huh
Saying that you good, but nobody knows ya name, huh
Man, ya wack niggas all rap the same, huh
Imaginary bitches, borrowed money, step your game UP
Maaaaan,
You stole some niggas swag, only reason you a felon,
Don't really wanna do this but I'm finna teach ya a lesson
I'm hot, I'm the devil, but it's because of God's blessing
I'm about to make you meet him, take the stairway, Zeppelin!
Rappin' like a thug, making references to rock
Can you smell what I'm cookin'? Your candy ass. The Rock
Who's flowin' sick like Human Centipede? I am, you not
I'm done for the night, diamonds up, ROC
Saying that you good, but nobody knows ya name, huh
Man, ya wack niggas all rap the same, huh
Imaginary bitches, borrowed money, step your game UP
Maaaaan,
You stole some niggas swag, only reason you a felon,
Don't really wanna do this but I'm finna teach ya a lesson
I'm hot, I'm the devil, but it's because of God's blessing
I'm about to make you meet him, take the stairway, Zeppelin!
Rappin' like a thug, making references to rock
Can you smell what I'm cookin'? Your candy ass. The Rock
Who's flowin' sick like Human Centipede? I am, you not
I'm done for the night, diamonds up, ROC
The circus must be in town , cause im dissing all you clowns
Don't you understand that im the king around here , i wear the crown
so get the walking kid , this aint your game
your just some lame rapper kid , like vanilla ice
Your just a pest like lice
You failed the test to be a rapper
so go on home , you must be but hurt . so get some rest.
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