Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-16-2011, 02:03 AM
#66
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
10-16-2011, 02:10 AM
#67
Cade
Guest
Originally posted by jarodshowtime
yall rhymes are weak as hell
and i aint got the time
maybe you'll be better off
after smokin a dime
my verses offendin you bitches
got a mountain to climb
**** you and your coding nigga
I got real life Binds
-Signed Jarodshowtime
and i aint got the time
maybe you'll be better off
after smokin a dime
my verses offendin you bitches
got a mountain to climb
**** you and your coding nigga
I got real life Binds
-Signed Jarodshowtime
You calling us weak?
Nigga you ain't shit.
I'm come into this game and rape you and yo bitch.
So **** you and your mountians you climbing because when I get on the mic bitch
I'm just dining.
10-16-2011, 02:17 AM
#68
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by Team
You calling us weak?
Nigga you ain't shit.
I'm come into this game and rape you and yo bitch.
So **** you and your mountians you climbing because when I get on the mic bitch
I'm just dining.
Nigga you ain't shit.
I'm come into this game and rape you and yo bitch.
So **** you and your mountians you climbing because when I get on the mic bitch
I'm just dining.
You talking about ****in my bitch?
You need to change yo name to Team Sucks Dicks
Talk about yo mic but I can't hear you over my Line 6
Drop Clips Lick Clits then walk away
Nigga I am on the mic
while you just ****in gay
10-16-2011, 02:24 AM
#69
Cade
Guest
Originally posted by jarodshowtime
You talking about ****in my bitch?
You need to change yo name to Team <3's Dicks
Talk about yo mic but can't hear you over my Line 6
Drop Clips Lick Clits then walk away
Nigga I am on the mic
while you just ****in gay
You need to change yo name to Team <3's Dicks
Talk about yo mic but can't hear you over my Line 6
Drop Clips Lick Clits then walk away
Nigga I am on the mic
while you just ****in gay
Nigga please.
Calling me gay?
Your dicks been erect since line 1.
Your usertile says bitches call me santa.
Ain't that a joke?
The only presents you giving out is HIV.
10-16-2011, 02:28 AM
#70
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by H3NDO
You bitches bout as fake as WWE,
think your a rock, but the reality be,
ill put yo ass down for the 1,2,3
teach you for speaking like yous all a G
i pitty you attempts to compete with me,
so imma do my think and soon youll see,
that at the end of the day youve got no chance,
im like a myrical fencer, my words be my lance,
musics my vibe, and to my vibe my words dance,
have your draw drop in aww and your mind in a trance,
for your disposition, im truly simpathetic,
but quit now, cause your ryhmes be pathetic.
think your a rock, but the reality be,
ill put yo ass down for the 1,2,3
teach you for speaking like yous all a G
i pitty you attempts to compete with me,
so imma do my think and soon youll see,
that at the end of the day youve got no chance,
im like a myrical fencer, my words be my lance,
musics my vibe, and to my vibe my words dance,
have your draw drop in aww and your mind in a trance,
for your disposition, im truly simpathetic,
but quit now, cause your ryhmes be pathetic.
Looking for a battle?
Your just a straight up bum
you'd lick cum off the floor for a dolla
Cause face it you don't even have a dick
Ill shoot your ass up , I wont even leave a trace
You can't keep up with my pace son
10-16-2011, 02:28 AM
#71
+Monsterr
Awesome.
It comes the time to tell you the truth
All ur rhymes smells like poop
U Guys think ur the shyt but actually i gotta admit
That i can beat ur ass
Im gonna drop u like dubstep drop the bass
yoooo this aint funny
ur gf is my private bunny.
Soo i just prove whose the best
i amaze even ur sis in the bed
And watch out cause im gonna punch u in the head.
But im not a rapper
All ur rhymes smells like poop
U Guys think ur the shyt but actually i gotta admit
That i can beat ur ass
Im gonna drop u like dubstep drop the bass
yoooo this aint funny
ur gf is my private bunny.
Soo i just prove whose the best
i amaze even ur sis in the bed
And watch out cause im gonna punch u in the head.
But im not a rapper
10-16-2011, 02:29 AM
#72
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by Team
Nigga please.
Calling me gay?
Your dicks been erect since line 1.
Your usertile says bitches call me santa.
Ain't that a joke?
The only presents you giving out is HIV.
Calling me gay?
Your dicks been erect since line 1.
Your usertile says bitches call me santa.
Ain't that a joke?
The only presents you giving out is HIV.
yo cracker ass sayin nigga
no one's likin your tone
me and yo girl lay down in the bed
all you hear is her moan
but your sleepin on the couch
with nothin else but to groan
kay:
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