Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-15-2011, 01:43 AM
#57
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by Vevo
Bitch you 'aint no oG
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
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You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
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I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
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You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
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You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
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I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
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You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.
Shady 3.0, got everyone behind me like Leonidas
Take you on a history lesson and get your hair cut
Listen to caesar,
But don't get mad when you eating my white stuff on your salad
Got a hot tub, call me lougle
You're probably just gonna google
Everything I've said, cause you a retard
Hope I'm hitting you hard
It's camera time,
Flash gonna shine
All over my face
Some call me Ace
Just I'm more ****ed up then him,
Others might just call me Slim.
From the top to the floor,
Drop it down some more,
Hell yeah your grandma a whore
Hope she has a baby,
Yeah she's an old lady
But acting like she had a period
Bleeding for three days, cause I ****ed her too hard
Take that you ****ing retard.
10-15-2011, 02:22 PM
#58
Laney
Ex-Staff
Originally posted by Gobble
Ok, ok, somebody's asking for gobble!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble
So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.
Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!
And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!
Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble
So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.
Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!
And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!
Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!
Gobble man, why you so mad?
When you were a kid, were you touched by your dad?
Your puny existence is riddled with fail.
You claim you're not gay but What happened when you went to jail?
That time when you went in to the shower,
he left you violated but the effects lasted more then an hour.
He turned you into what you once despised.
You look at gay porn now but but your not even surprised.
I don't know how to finish this,
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10-15-2011, 10:58 PM
#59
H3NDO
Grunt
You bitches bout as fake as WWE,
think your a rock, but the reality be,
ill put yo ass down for the 1,2,3
teach you for speaking like yous all a G
i pitty you attempts to compete with me,
so imma do my think and soon youll see,
that at the end of the day youve got no chance,
im like a myrical fencer, my words be my lance,
musics my vibe, and to my vibe my words dance,
have your draw drop in aww and your mind in a trance,
for your disposition, im truly simpathetic,
but quit now, cause your ryhmes be pathetic.
think your a rock, but the reality be,
ill put yo ass down for the 1,2,3
teach you for speaking like yous all a G
i pitty you attempts to compete with me,
so imma do my think and soon youll see,
that at the end of the day youve got no chance,
im like a myrical fencer, my words be my lance,
musics my vibe, and to my vibe my words dance,
have your draw drop in aww and your mind in a trance,
for your disposition, im truly simpathetic,
but quit now, cause your ryhmes be pathetic.
10-15-2011, 11:26 PM
#60
Scouse_Dom
League Champion
10-16-2011, 12:01 AM
#61
UnoDeluxe
Are you high?
This thread has to be a joke
i pray to god that i don't choke ._.
But i bet yall can't handle me at this velocity.
All the raps here are all monstrosities.
And no I'm not giving any apologies.
My raps come to me almost subconsciously.
My raps are crazy, unpredictable with ferocity.
My raps are legendary; a part of mythology.
Lol fun thread though.
i pray to god that i don't choke ._.
But i bet yall can't handle me at this velocity.
All the raps here are all monstrosities.
And no I'm not giving any apologies.
My raps come to me almost subconsciously.
My raps are crazy, unpredictable with ferocity.
My raps are legendary; a part of mythology.
Lol fun thread though.
10-16-2011, 12:08 AM
#62
Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur ****ing nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, don’t matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya ****ing face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch
10-16-2011, 01:24 AM
#63
Solo
Rookie
Originally posted by Alpha
Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur ****ing nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, don’t matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya ****ing face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch
You need help,
all you can do is yelp.
What is this?
Your raps are amiss, remiss.
If this was cheese, it would be swiss.
All full of holes, just like your miss. Abyss.
Don't even get me started about your sis.
Think about what you're sayin when you come at me like dis.
10-16-2011, 01:27 AM
#64
Originally posted by Sexy
You need help,
all you can do is yelp.
What is this?
Your raps are amiss, remiss.
If this was cheese, it would be swiss.
All full of holes, just like your miss. Abyss.
Don't even get me started about your sis.
Think about what you're sayin when you come at me like dis.
all you can do is yelp.
What is this?
Your raps are amiss, remiss.
If this was cheese, it would be swiss.
All full of holes, just like your miss. Abyss.
Don't even get me started about your sis.
Think about what you're sayin when you come at me like dis.
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