Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-17-2011, 10:55 PM
#155
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Shepleklet
It's terriffic, the accuracy of my scientific specifics; I created philosphy by merging biology with physics,
The spit from my tongue is venomous, you don't want me as a nemesis, I'll recreate the black death and make you evacuate the premises,
the sentient phantom with practices you couldn't fathom, I'm surrepticiously detracting your body atom by atom
What once was concealed fell, only to reveal Hell, I torment you while I bathe in my ethereal well,
the concept of my thoughts is dangerous like a bomb threat, I've written the track and finished it, you haven't even put it on yet
The spit from my tongue is venomous, you don't want me as a nemesis, I'll recreate the black death and make you evacuate the premises,
the sentient phantom with practices you couldn't fathom, I'm surrepticiously detracting your body atom by atom
What once was concealed fell, only to reveal Hell, I torment you while I bathe in my ethereal well,
the concept of my thoughts is dangerous like a bomb threat, I've written the track and finished it, you haven't even put it on yet
Son i smoke tracks like i do blunts
you dumb ****s can't see to understand
so i stand here giving you a warning , run on home
your in a danger zone
so if i were i'd contain your anger
cause when i get near you
you will stain your huggies
i deliver nothing but pain
ill pull your liver raw , and feed it to the fishes
10-17-2011, 11:48 PM
#156
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son i eat rappers like you alive , no sauce
son i got you beat , check mate mother****er
so you can hate on me , its cool cause you won't be here for long
you don't got a chance in hell im the heavyweight of rap , take you down like joey friezer
your a light weight , your no where in my in the dirt bottom of my league
you can try to fight , but you will end up in a bodybag
you ****ing fag , try me son i got a glock in each pocket
you think your hot shit ? Kid your ****ing mild sauce
Don't worry son , i got a lot picked out for your ugly ass
---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:07 PM ----------
Son my life is a prophecy , born a gangster die a legend
don't lie kid you would't even hurt a fly
you think your sly kid? your as clumsy as steve urkel
ill beat your ass , while my crew pours shot of liq
son you don't want this heat , run until you reach the north pole
I won't have mercy , call me the dictator
ill take you and all your crew out
son i got you beat , check mate mother****er
so you can hate on me , its cool cause you won't be here for long
you don't got a chance in hell im the heavyweight of rap , take you down like joey friezer
your a light weight , your no where in my in the dirt bottom of my league
you can try to fight , but you will end up in a bodybag
you ****ing fag , try me son i got a glock in each pocket
you think your hot shit ? Kid your ****ing mild sauce
Don't worry son , i got a lot picked out for your ugly ass
---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:07 PM ----------
Son my life is a prophecy , born a gangster die a legend
don't lie kid you would't even hurt a fly
you think your sly kid? your as clumsy as steve urkel
ill beat your ass , while my crew pours shot of liq
son you don't want this heat , run until you reach the north pole
I won't have mercy , call me the dictator
ill take you and all your crew out
Is that even considered a rap?
Bitch, if you don't shut up I'll have to bust a cap;
in your ass is where it'll be,
just like those faggots on MTV.
Bet you think your some hot as rapper, R Kelly.
But you aren't even good at singing, Furtado Nelly.
10-17-2011, 11:54 PM
#157
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
Is that even considered a rap?
Bitch, if you don't shut up I'll have to bust a cap;
in your ass is where it'll be,
just like those faggots on MTV.
Bet you think your some hot as rapper, R Kelly.
But you aren't even good at singing, Furtado Nelly.
Bitch, if you don't shut up I'll have to bust a cap;
in your ass is where it'll be,
just like those faggots on MTV.
Bet you think your some hot as rapper, R Kelly.
But you aren't even good at singing, Furtado Nelly.
Bruh , your raps are wack like parental control
you think you got potential? Please son you can't win a freestyle against a doorknob
When im done with you ill let you rot in the sun
ill kill you straight at gun point
I will not surrender like alexander the great
you bitches retreat like poland
Ill muder you , make your meat into dog treats
10-18-2011, 12:09 AM
#158
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
Bruh , your raps are wack like parental control
you think you got potential? Please son you can't win a freestyle against a doorknob
When im done with you ill let you rot in the sun
ill kill you straight at gun point
I will not surrender like alexander the great
you bitches retreat like poland
Ill muder you , make your meat into dog treats
you think you got potential? Please son you can't win a freestyle against a doorknob
When im done with you ill let you rot in the sun
ill kill you straight at gun point
I will not surrender like alexander the great
you bitches retreat like poland
Ill muder you , make your meat into dog treats
You say i can't freestyle?
You have no money so you're buyin through the cereal aisle.
You can't make good rap if you ain't got the rhymes;
why don't you just **** off, quit wastin' my time.
10-18-2011, 12:13 AM
#159
Nas.
I AM Keep-It-X-Rated
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
Don't get me started.
Yo momma thought y o daddy farted.
What about yo teeth ?
They smell like roast beef.
10-18-2011, 12:23 AM
#160
bonbonbon
dead babies in a tree
always around all areas are
big booty bouncy booby bitches
cake carrying carpet cleaners
dealing dope demonically
effect equalizer evolves
fatal frequency falling
gear grabbing goals
heart having hopscotchers
indecent ideal important
jail jumping jackets
killing kinky kellogs
lifting light lemons
more mastered metaphors
never nullified nike
ordeal over opium
physical proximity panic
quick quiver quietly
real rail remember
seven seagulls shitting
tick tock torpedo
under utmost understatement
very vindicated villain
water walking wetsuit
xylophone xavier Xerox
yourself yelling yams
zephyr zion zap
big booty bouncy booby bitches
cake carrying carpet cleaners
dealing dope demonically
effect equalizer evolves
fatal frequency falling
gear grabbing goals
heart having hopscotchers
indecent ideal important
jail jumping jackets
killing kinky kellogs
lifting light lemons
more mastered metaphors
never nullified nike
ordeal over opium
physical proximity panic
quick quiver quietly
real rail remember
seven seagulls shitting
tick tock torpedo
under utmost understatement
very vindicated villain
water walking wetsuit
xylophone xavier Xerox
yourself yelling yams
zephyr zion zap
10-18-2011, 12:38 AM
#161
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
You say i can't freestyle?
You have no money so you're buyin through the cereal aisle.
You can't make good rap if you ain't got the rhymes;
why don't you just **** off, quit wastin' my time.
You have no money so you're buyin through the cereal aisle.
You can't make good rap if you ain't got the rhymes;
why don't you just **** off, quit wastin' my time.
son i am a big timer like Tony Montona
Your a phony like vanilla ice
Your a bum , you beg negros for a grain of rice
Ill slice you up like a california roll
straight up dice you up like a tomato
For it to be a fair fight against you , i need to be blindfolded
Don't dim the lights ill kill you with your own shadow
10-18-2011, 01:27 AM
#163
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son i am a big timer like Tony Montona
Your a phony like vanilla ice
Your a bum , you beg negros for a grain of rice
Ill slice you up like a california roll
straight up dice you up like a tomato
For it to be a fair fight against you , i need to be blindfolded
Don't dim the lights ill kill you with your own shadow
Your a phony like vanilla ice
Your a bum , you beg negros for a grain of rice
Ill slice you up like a california roll
straight up dice you up like a tomato
For it to be a fair fight against you , i need to be blindfolded
Don't dim the lights ill kill you with your own shadow
They call me Vanilla Ice cause I'm cold as ice.
I don't play fair, and I never play nice.
Don't need to beg for grains a rice,
I'm rich and powerful, call me the vice.
You don't wanna see behind this pretty little mask,
I'll break all your bones and put you in a full body cast.
And when it's all said and done, I'll be drinking from the flask.
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