Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-08-2012, 02:10 AM
#371
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This just became the Blackstorm Academy.
I'm schooling you, this shit ain't anatomy.
Battle me? I'll kill you in the first degree.
Immovably eradicate you with sovereignty.
Thoroughly mind f*ck you hard like Socrates.
I don't do this for the rep bro, it's all for me.
If I had to rate your skills, I would say you were a solid 3.
Try to step up your game before you try and talk to me.
I'm schooling you, this shit ain't anatomy.
Battle me? I'll kill you in the first degree.
Immovably eradicate you with sovereignty.
Thoroughly mind f*ck you hard like Socrates.
I don't do this for the rep bro, it's all for me.
If I had to rate your skills, I would say you were a solid 3.
Try to step up your game before you try and talk to me.
My respect for you is gone, now that you've quoted me here,
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
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03-08-2012, 11:59 AM
#372
.Requiem.
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
My respect for you is gone, now that you've quoted me here,
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
Listen now.
Ninja you spit these ryhmes without even looking at your lines.
Your like an noob and got the biggest man boobs.
I won't waste myy time
But I control these lines like a mime.
Waiting for the quote back
So you can go and get smaked,
Didn't try. Come at meh broski.
03-08-2012, 03:20 PM
#373
Originally posted by .Requiem.
Listen now.
Ninja you spit these ryhmes without even looking at your lines.
Your like an noob and got the biggest man boobs.
I won't waste myy time
But I control these lines like a mime.
Waiting for the quote back
So you can go and get smaked,
Didn't try. Come at meh broski.
Ninja you spit these ryhmes without even looking at your lines.
Your like an noob and got the biggest man boobs.
I won't waste myy time
But I control these lines like a mime.
Waiting for the quote back
So you can go and get smaked,
Didn't try. Come at meh broski.
Those are just stupid words without a flow,
Sounds like that faggot I beat 2 days ago,
I don't have challengers, everybody knows,
Get out of this thread, leave it to the pros,
I don't need to look I spit it naturally,
They're harsh but I lay them accurately,
Responding to this is stupid, its not fair,
So if you really think you're worthy, say a prayer.
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03-08-2012, 10:23 PM
#374
.Requiem.
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Those are just stupid words without a flow,
Sounds like that faggot I beat 2 days ago,
I don't have challengers, everybody knows,
Get out of this thread, leave it to the pros,
I don't need to look I spit it naturally,
They're harsh but I lay them accurately,
Responding to this is stupid, its not fair,
So if you really think you're worthy, say a prayer.
Sounds like that faggot I beat 2 days ago,
I don't have challengers, everybody knows,
Get out of this thread, leave it to the pros,
I don't need to look I spit it naturally,
They're harsh but I lay them accurately,
Responding to this is stupid, its not fair,
So if you really think you're worthy, say a prayer.
.
03-09-2012, 12:14 AM
#375
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
My respect for you is gone, now that you've quoted me here,
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
lol... you guys are doing this sooo basic.
better flow, and use multi-syl and then I will listen to your rhymes.
03-09-2012, 12:15 AM
#376
Gary-
Banned
I got these busta rhymes niqqers can't compare
Don't attempt to rap back or I'll throw you down the stair
You won't succeed I'm sorry to say
Dese niqqers just got owned, off of Gar-ray
Oh yes Gary, that is my name
Ninja can't rap it's not your game
I welcome you all to the Gary School of Arts
Ever hear of Nyan Cat? It's a cat in a pop-tart
OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't attempt to rap back or I'll throw you down the stair
You won't succeed I'm sorry to say
Dese niqqers just got owned, off of Gar-ray
Oh yes Gary, that is my name
Ninja can't rap it's not your game
I welcome you all to the Gary School of Arts
Ever hear of Nyan Cat? It's a cat in a pop-tart
OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-09-2012, 12:41 AM
#377
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Gary
I got these busta rhymes niqqers can't compare
Don't attempt to rap back or I'll throw you down the stair
You won't succeed I'm sorry to say
Dese niqqers just got owned, off of Gar-ray
Oh yes Gary, that is my name
Ninja can't rap it's not your game
I welcome you all to the Gary School of Arts
Ever hear of Nyan Cat? It's a cat in a pop-tart
OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't attempt to rap back or I'll throw you down the stair
You won't succeed I'm sorry to say
Dese niqqers just got owned, off of Gar-ray
Oh yes Gary, that is my name
Ninja can't rap it's not your game
I welcome you all to the Gary School of Arts
Ever hear of Nyan Cat? It's a cat in a pop-tart
OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at these fake ass niggas, thinking they can spit.
haha you can't rap quicker, you are so full of shit.
all the shit you say, ends in one line.
but all you gotta do is kneel and let me get into your mind.
see I don't play in this game, with all this artificial fame.
wait, hold on a minute, do you get what I am say'n?
I am on a breif fuse, I break loose to tell p's and q's.
about how nothing makes sense from the lyrics you rap.
all you fake ass niggas talking about busting a cap.
all you kids try too hard to be the hardest.
I say too many rappers not enough artist.
you see I already one, and you would never know it.
knock me to the lowest, and I won't even show it.
you know I would say fuck it, but you already blow it.
so I'm leaving out on this yacht. row it.
..................
03-09-2012, 01:35 AM
#379
Daddy
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Originally posted by SatanicHispanic
Look at these fake ass niggas, thinking they can spit.
haha you can't rap quicker, you are so full of shit.
all the shit you say, ends in one line.
but all you gotta do is kneel and let me get into your mind.
see I don't play in this game, with all this artificial fame.
wait, hold on a minute, do you get what I am say'n?
I am on a breif fuse, I break loose to tell p's and q's.
about how nothing makes sense from the lyrics you rap.
all you fake ass niggas talking about busting a cap.
all you kids try too hard to be the hardest.
I say too many rappers not enough artist.
you see I already one, and you would never know it.
knock me to the lowest, and I won't even show it.
you know I would say $#@! it, but you already blow it.
so I'm leaving out on this yacht. row it.
..................
haha you can't rap quicker, you are so full of shit.
all the shit you say, ends in one line.
but all you gotta do is kneel and let me get into your mind.
see I don't play in this game, with all this artificial fame.
wait, hold on a minute, do you get what I am say'n?
I am on a breif fuse, I break loose to tell p's and q's.
about how nothing makes sense from the lyrics you rap.
all you fake ass niggas talking about busting a cap.
all you kids try too hard to be the hardest.
I say too many rappers not enough artist.
you see I already one, and you would never know it.
knock me to the lowest, and I won't even show it.
you know I would say $#@! it, but you already blow it.
so I'm leaving out on this yacht. row it.
..................
I Like How You Saying Nigga Even Though You Aint Black
Its Like Hanging Shit On The Wall Because You Found A Tack
I Rap For A Living, Thx Blackstorm For Staring This Thread
My Rhymes Cold, Tell Ya Friends To Bring A Damn Sled
Flows Freezing, Icy, Your Flow Is Manure
Rapping Because You THINK* You Can, Even If You Aint Sure,
Call Me BeastMode, Biggety, Maybe Even Mister
Fuck A Bad Hoe ( Yo Gal ) And Give Her Pussy Blisters
Sweet As A Swisher, You Dont Get The Jist Of
Biggety The Ripper, Take A Drink Out Of Your Tip Cup
Bitch Get Up, And Experience This Beast
Or Sit Down Get Raped And Get Ate At This Biggety Feast
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