Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-09-2012, 01:46 AM
#380
Jakes625
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Originally posted by biggetybudd
I Like How You Saying Nigga Even Though You Aint Black
Its Like Hanging Shit On The Wall Because You Found A Tack
I Rap For A Living, Thx Blackstorm For Staring This Thread
My Rhymes Cold, Tell Ya Friends To Bring A Damn Sled
Flows Freezing, Icy, Your Flow Is Manure
Rapping Because You THINK* You Can, Even If You Aint Sure,
Call Me BeastMode, Biggety, Maybe Even Mister
$#@! A Bad Hoe ( Yo Gal ) And Give Her Pussy Blisters
Sweet As A Swisher, You Dont Get The Jist Of
Biggety The Ripper, Take A Drink Out Of Your Tip Cup
Bitch Get Up, And Experience This Beast
Or Sit Down Get Raped And Get Ate At This Biggety Feast
Its Like Hanging Shit On The Wall Because You Found A Tack
I Rap For A Living, Thx Blackstorm For Staring This Thread
My Rhymes Cold, Tell Ya Friends To Bring A Damn Sled
Flows Freezing, Icy, Your Flow Is Manure
Rapping Because You THINK* You Can, Even If You Aint Sure,
Call Me BeastMode, Biggety, Maybe Even Mister
$#@! A Bad Hoe ( Yo Gal ) And Give Her Pussy Blisters
Sweet As A Swisher, You Dont Get The Jist Of
Biggety The Ripper, Take A Drink Out Of Your Tip Cup
Bitch Get Up, And Experience This Beast
Or Sit Down Get Raped And Get Ate At This Biggety Feast
Huh? You want to come at me?
That's a bitch ass nigga quality!
you come out acting all tough
you aint been through the rough
I already said enough, you're "hot" like lil' wayne
I will drop you like the cops did to t-pain
but you're wrong I am not coming at you
It's not me but my lyrics that distract you
you see if I started exposing you rappers
it would probably start disasters...
you have a real hot head for saying that to me!
just face it, you aint a real nigga, and you will never be
I can say nigga if I want, I was raised in the streets
sitting homeless, listening to 2pac beats
stop being faux, stop being phony
what you is, is artificial homie
Now I am stopping you there, try to turn you right
but if you still don't care, then I guess you are gone for the night
03-09-2012, 02:01 AM
#381
Daddy
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Originally posted by SatanicHispanic
Huh? You want to come at me?
That's a bitch ass nigga quality!
you come out acting all tough
you aint been through the rough
I already said enough, you're "hot" like lil' wayne
I will drop you like the cops did to t-pain
but you're wrong I am not coming at you
It's not me but my lyrics that distract you
you see if I started exposing you rappers
it would probably start disasters...
you have a real hot head for saying that to me!
just face it, you aint a real nigga, and you will never be
I can say nigga if I want, I was raised in the streets
sitting homeless, listening to 2pac beats
stop being faux, stop being phony
what you is, is artificial homie
Now I am stopping you there, try to turn you right
but if you still don't care, then I guess you are gone for the night
That's a bitch ass nigga quality!
you come out acting all tough
you aint been through the rough
I already said enough, you're "hot" like lil' wayne
I will drop you like the cops did to t-pain
but you're wrong I am not coming at you
It's not me but my lyrics that distract you
you see if I started exposing you rappers
it would probably start disasters...
you have a real hot head for saying that to me!
just face it, you aint a real nigga, and you will never be
I can say nigga if I want, I was raised in the streets
sitting homeless, listening to 2pac beats
stop being faux, stop being phony
what you is, is artificial homie
Now I am stopping you there, try to turn you right
but if you still don't care, then I guess you are gone for the night
Gone For The Night My Ass, I Came Back Punchin
I Leave Ya Ass Wet, Like Ya Back, Or A Muhfuckin Dumpling
Can I Say Wetback Because My School Is Full Of Em?
Thats Racist , Shouldnt You have A Lawnmower Or A Tool r Som'n
See It Dosnt Feel Good At The End Of The Barrel
Youre A Ho Ho Ho! Somebody Sing A Carol
But What Im Bout To Do Is Knock Out You
I Mean Knock You To Another Al-ti-tude
So When I Hop Out You Better Bow Down Foo
Because My ...wait... Nigga!
03-09-2012, 02:20 AM
#383
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by biggetybudd
Gone For The Night My Ass, I Came Back Punchin
I Leave Ya Ass Wet, Like Ya Back, Or A Muhfuckin Dumpling
Can I Say Wetback Because My School Is Full Of Em?
Thats Racist , Shouldnt You have A Lawnmower Or A Tool r Som'n
See It Dosnt Feel Good At The End Of The Barrel
Youre A Ho Ho Ho! Somebody Sing A Carol
But What Im Bout To Do Is Knock Out You
I Mean Knock You To Another Al-ti-tude
So When I Hop Out You Better Bow Down Foo
Because My ...wait... Nigga!
I Leave Ya Ass Wet, Like Ya Back, Or A Muhfuckin Dumpling
Can I Say Wetback Because My School Is Full Of Em?
Thats Racist , Shouldnt You have A Lawnmower Or A Tool r Som'n
See It Dosnt Feel Good At The End Of The Barrel
Youre A Ho Ho Ho! Somebody Sing A Carol
But What Im Bout To Do Is Knock Out You
I Mean Knock You To Another Al-ti-tude
So When I Hop Out You Better Bow Down Foo
Because My ...wait... Nigga!
You know why you quoting? cause you aint original
step out the box for a minute, and take a subliminal(short pause)
hit, from my words that I spit, under the threshold
is where I behold, starting off like you be bold
I take shit on another level, you need to get deep like a bevel
i trick yo mind like this be inception,thought I started before? It's called deception
You're rhymes lost its flow, you messed up lyrically
thoughts of your win? I am going cynical, G!
you have to come back punching, I bet now you laying back hunching
on how to come back from this battle, now for your last warning, hope on a saddle
and skidattle....
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03-09-2012, 02:32 AM
#384
IvanTheTerrible
Ivan The Terrible
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03-09-2012, 02:33 AM
#385
Originally posted by Pedobear
Because he's a pus, I start. To iDelete.
You're scared to start, which I think is kinda lame.
It's almost as bad as your whole $#@!ing shoe game.
"I'mma bout to get Aquas", your bitch ass says.
But you get the 8.0s because you can't even afford a PEZ.
You bandwagon like to bandwagon Lin, you Knicks-Fan phony,
and you think you're an activist, go suck off Kony.
You're scared to start, which I think is kinda lame.
It's almost as bad as your whole $#@!ing shoe game.
"I'mma bout to get Aquas", your bitch ass says.
But you get the 8.0s because you can't even afford a PEZ.
You bandwagon like to bandwagon Lin, you Knicks-Fan phony,
and you think you're an activist, go suck off Kony.
Ill start it off by saying you are phony
I gave you my number, and you never phoned me
You seem like a kinda shady fellow
Fuck around and i'll leave you knicked like Melo
You think talkin about shoes is gonna make you feel important
But your just a wannabe black kid that tries to rock jordans
You try to diss me but really i'm already in your top one
So i'll just come back and keep sprayin you with my lyrical gun
Fuck it i was gonna stop, but then you went and joked my shoe
I spit sick shit, hearing it could give you the flu
Steppin towards me, I'll show you heavens door
I know you just mad cause I got the cement 4's
03-09-2012, 02:53 AM
#387
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Pedobear
You try to use my own comeback, which is a disgrace.
If I wanted it, I would wipe it off your mother's face.
You're the top one? Bitch please, you don't even got one.
I see your status, bitching 'bout the same shit.
"Why you on FB and never text me back?" You should just quit.
So as I watch you try and join the Kony activists,
and hear you say you spent your money on some action kit.
And they come with that extra bracelet, shit is so wack.
How about you give it to the girl who never texts back?
If I wanted it, I would wipe it off your mother's face.
You're the top one? Bitch please, you don't even got one.
I see your status, bitching 'bout the same shit.
"Why you on FB and never text me back?" You should just quit.
So as I watch you try and join the Kony activists,
and hear you say you spent your money on some action kit.
And they come with that extra bracelet, shit is so wack.
How about you give it to the girl who never texts back?
hehe comeback joke used here ^^^ hehe
pedobear, just stop you do nothing but stare (short pause)
at girls cause you a pedobear. Do you think I care?
no because you are a pedobear
:carling: = win? :carling: :carling:
03-09-2012, 02:57 AM
#388
Originally posted by Pedobear
You try to use my own comeback, which is a disgrace.
If I wanted it, I would wipe it off your mother's face.
You're the top one? Bitch please, you don't even got one.
I see your status, bitching 'bout the same shit.
"Why you on FB and never text me back?" You should just quit.
So as I watch you try and join the Kony activists,
and hear you say you spent your money on some action kit.
And they come with that extra bracelet, shit is so wack.
How about you give it to the girl who never texts back?
If I wanted it, I would wipe it off your mother's face.
You're the top one? Bitch please, you don't even got one.
I see your status, bitching 'bout the same shit.
"Why you on FB and never text me back?" You should just quit.
So as I watch you try and join the Kony activists,
and hear you say you spent your money on some action kit.
And they come with that extra bracelet, shit is so wack.
How about you give it to the girl who never texts back?
Whatchu talkin bout a girl not texting me back, boy grow up
Dont hate that when girls see your face, they just wanna throw up
And when i turn on my phone, my shits just blow up
And you rappin your shit to yourself knowin that your flow sucks
The way you came at me, you sounded kinda mad
You nutted on my mom, you say that cause your sick of doin it to your 2 dads
If CuDi is a Dose of Dopeness, then i must be the whole package
Your worse than some 17 year old rotten straight outta goats vagina cabbage
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