Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-09-2012, 03:23 AM
#389
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Pedobear
You try to use my own comeback, which is a disgrace.
If I wanted it, I would wipe it off your mother's face.
You're the top one? Bitch please, you don't even got one.
I see your status, bitching 'bout the same shit.
"Why you on FB and never text me back?" You should just quit.
So as I watch you try and join the Kony activists,
and hear you say you spent your money on some action kit.
And they come with that extra bracelet, shit is so wack.
How about you give it to the girl who never texts back?
If I wanted it, I would wipe it off your mother's face.
You're the top one? Bitch please, you don't even got one.
I see your status, bitching 'bout the same shit.
"Why you on FB and never text me back?" You should just quit.
So as I watch you try and join the Kony activists,
and hear you say you spent your money on some action kit.
And they come with that extra bracelet, shit is so wack.
How about you give it to the girl who never texts back?
friends 4 ever :love: starting now..
Don't worry all I hear is people applauding
When people read your shit they start yawning
Your shit is boring, look now there snoring
But don't worry pedo, this shit is just starting. uhhhhhhhhh (in dog type of voice similar to rick ross)
See you people got me twisted
I am too high to get lifted, this game has shifted
from once is started, now it has just rotted
alright let me start this battle, no more fucking saddle
Im sorry for starting off saying I rap fast, I was in a blast
Now I am rapping slow, dropping that martin luther king flow
Don't start shit saying you make more dough, I don't give a fuck though
I was raised up on the streets, by the streets I mean literally
lyrically I stop niggas in there path, I wrath havoc on these bitches
Once I'm done you need stitches, no need to comeback
cause I rewind back, I travel back in time
space time continuum, bitches? I rhythem them
Turn around position them, see I am the one who chooses your fate
cause I am god, I am great, you are bate
to the industry that has created this rappers
who think its ganster to start off these disasters
You had one hot single against your friend iDelete
I gotta admit, those rhymes were ill, they were neat
but my words can't escape from this dreaded beat
Don't get dragged in the game, hope you don't get sucked into the fake ass fame
Better watch out, cause when I am in this game, I am here to flame
03-09-2012, 07:13 PM
#390
MysticDragon
Legend of the South....
Originally posted by SatanicHispanic
friends 4 ever :love: starting now..
Don't worry all I hear is people applauding
When people read your shit they start yawning
Your shit is boring, look now there snoring
But don't worry pedo, this shit is just starting. uhhhhhhhhh (in dog type of voice similar to rick ross)
See you people got me twisted
I am too high to get lifted, this game has shifted
from once is started, now it has just rotted
alright let me start this battle, no more $#@!ing saddle
Im sorry for starting off saying I rap fast, I was in a blast
Now I am rapping slow, dropping that martin luther king flow
Don't start shit saying you make more dough, I don't give a $#@! though
I was raised up on the streets, by the streets I mean literally
lyrically I stop niggas in there path, I wrath havoc on these bitches
Once I'm done you need stitches, no need to comeback
cause I rewind back, I travel back in time
space time continuum, bitches? I rhythem them
Turn around position them, see I am the one who chooses your fate
cause I am god, I am great, you are bate
to the industry that has created this rappers
who think its ganster to start off these disasters
You had one hot single against your friend iDelete
I gotta admit, those rhymes were ill, they were neat
but my words can't escape from this dreaded beat
Don't get dragged in the game, hope you don't get sucked into the fake ass fame
Better watch out, cause when I am in this game, I am here to flame
Don't worry all I hear is people applauding
When people read your shit they start yawning
Your shit is boring, look now there snoring
But don't worry pedo, this shit is just starting. uhhhhhhhhh (in dog type of voice similar to rick ross)
See you people got me twisted
I am too high to get lifted, this game has shifted
from once is started, now it has just rotted
alright let me start this battle, no more $#@!ing saddle
Im sorry for starting off saying I rap fast, I was in a blast
Now I am rapping slow, dropping that martin luther king flow
Don't start shit saying you make more dough, I don't give a $#@! though
I was raised up on the streets, by the streets I mean literally
lyrically I stop niggas in there path, I wrath havoc on these bitches
Once I'm done you need stitches, no need to comeback
cause I rewind back, I travel back in time
space time continuum, bitches? I rhythem them
Turn around position them, see I am the one who chooses your fate
cause I am god, I am great, you are bate
to the industry that has created this rappers
who think its ganster to start off these disasters
You had one hot single against your friend iDelete
I gotta admit, those rhymes were ill, they were neat
but my words can't escape from this dreaded beat
Don't get dragged in the game, hope you don't get sucked into the fake ass fame
Better watch out, cause when I am in this game, I am here to flame
well uhh its Mystic MothaF, and you know im the shit so you better hold ya breathe
middle finger to them hatin hoes over there, they mad because nobody bobbin their heads over there
And I just say whats on my Mind', like Simba and Mufasa you will never catch me "Lion",
whats up hoe!! i can run a game, with a fucced up toe.
like sex on the ceiling you get fucced up bro, im the shit like a dick that just butt fucced hoes,
no homo, that was just an example, get three hoes with me, nigga call me Santa.
And if you talkin that beef, im busted like an Earl Campbell,
I aint even got no antlers, but yo bytch call me "Dear" like Prancer
03-09-2012, 10:31 PM
#391
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by MysticDragon
well uhh its Mystic MothaF, and you know im the shit so you better hold ya breathe
middle finger to them hatin hoes over there, they mad because nobody bobbin their heads over there
And I just say whats on my Mind', like Simba and Mufasa you will never catch me "Lion",
whats up hoe!! i can run a game, with a fucced up toe.
like sex on the ceiling you get fucced up bro, im the shit like a dick that just butt fucced hoes,
no homo, that was just an example, get three hoes with me, nigga call me Santa.
And if you talkin that beef, im busted like an Earl Campbell,
I aint even got no antlers, but yo bytch call me "Dear" like Prancer
middle finger to them hatin hoes over there, they mad because nobody bobbin their heads over there
And I just say whats on my Mind', like Simba and Mufasa you will never catch me "Lion",
whats up hoe!! i can run a game, with a fucced up toe.
like sex on the ceiling you get fucced up bro, im the shit like a dick that just butt fucced hoes,
no homo, that was just an example, get three hoes with me, nigga call me Santa.
And if you talkin that beef, im busted like an Earl Campbell,
I aint even got no antlers, but yo bytch call me "Dear" like Prancer
Obviously this is your first, and either way you still end up the worst.
I would like to hand it to ya, but nothings for free, this is so sweet you get a hardon from me
haha haemophilia b, but I get it, you done with it. quick, now run with it
don't even think about cowering out now, but that is something that I disallow, its over now
cause when I hit you with this beat, you will turn obsolete, but don't mistreat
this offer than I have given you, no more money, ha you need an account review (analytical review)
don't catch the fake ass mutha fucking rapper flu, aint it dope
how can you coop, with this flow I have exposed, my rhymes have been misdiagnosed
but I guess that is why I am undisclosed, so much win I think I have overdosed,
unopposed, to this battle that exists no more, now here me roar for these poor ass niggas, I used to call my family.
03-10-2012, 01:10 AM
#392
Wondoh
Former Staff
Originally posted by Ninjaberg
My respect for you is gone, now that you've quoted me here,
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
Watch your back, because your defeat is coming near,
Your ego on this site, Houdini, it will disappear,
Wait what's that? A spitting bitch is all I hear,
Getting beat in your own thread, what a tragedy,
You called me out randomly but now you call me majesty,
If you expected to win, you have a wild fantasy,
Quote me back and I'll die of laughter and insanity,
I'll kill you with such brutality it disrupts the gravity,
Long term effects I'll leave your family in agony,
This is the story of your life, and I'm the author,
If you're thinking of quoting me back, don't even bother.
I went easy
You come to the shoutbox asking for a fight,
But looking at your rhymes you sound hella white,
This should be easy your wasting my time,
Here is your lesson in how to rhyme.
Step one is to open your ears and listen to the master,
If you don't il just kick your ass faster.
Just go with the flow is the next rule of thumb,
If you can't get that right then your F@#%ing dumb.
Il say it now this is over peace out,
You wish you could turn back time and remove that shout.
Don't come back thinking you can go HAM,
Or you will end up with a permaban.
:carling:
03-10-2012, 02:09 AM
#393
Originally posted by Wondoh
You come to the shoutbox asking for a fight,
But looking at your rhymes you sound hella white,
This should be easy your wasting my time,
Here is your lesson in how to rhyme.
Step one is to open your ears and listen to the master,
If you don't il just kick your ass faster.
Just go with the flow is the next rule of thumb,
If you can't get that right then your F@#%ing dumb.
Il say it now this is over peace out,
You wish you could turn back time and remove that shout.
Don't come back thinking you can go HAM,
Or you will end up with a permaban.
:carling:
But looking at your rhymes you sound hella white,
This should be easy your wasting my time,
Here is your lesson in how to rhyme.
Step one is to open your ears and listen to the master,
If you don't il just kick your ass faster.
Just go with the flow is the next rule of thumb,
If you can't get that right then your F@#%ing dumb.
Il say it now this is over peace out,
You wish you could turn back time and remove that shout.
Don't come back thinking you can go HAM,
Or you will end up with a permaban.
:carling:
You think you're ill but you jump to conclusions,
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was fucking lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the fuck are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
03-10-2012, 03:11 AM
#395
SlidesWithSocks
Haxor!
Originally posted by xYARDSALEx
I love you
You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Wont you say you love me to!
nuff said........
You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Wont you say you love me to!
nuff said........
No We Can love you,
your mom Couldnt either.
Shut the Fuck up And go into a Ditch
Cuz all you are is a fat motha fukin Bitch.
03-10-2012, 03:12 AM
#396
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by xYARDSALEx
I love you
You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Wont you say you love me to!
nuff said........
You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Wont you say you love me to!
nuff said........
Saying shit but no actions to do.
Pretending to be a fatso, in a purple suit,
More or less a dino... to conclude.
You got a a head, some feet and a tale,
Go sell some shit, Mr. Gay-rage sale.
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03-10-2012, 11:43 AM
#397
Wondoh
Former Staff
Originally posted by Ninjaberg
You think you're ill but you jump to conclusions,
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was $#@!ing lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the $#@! are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was $#@!ing lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the $#@! are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
Woke up this morning to see your lame reply,
The way you spit your rhymes you think your so fly,
But Im like a sniper il shoot you with just one round,
Then laugh as you full back down to the ground.
Rap like lil Wayne man that sounds more like flattery,
Looks like your confused yo should check your brains battery.
Internet moderator means I get respected,
Whereas all you do is get rejected.
My rhymes are like snowflakes each one is unique,
When I get older they will be an antique,
You will be sitting, thinking, and reminiscing,
That all I have done is left you kissing..
My ass, and let's he honest you love it,
But maybe insulting your sexuality has over done it,
I'm out cya later you lose, i won,
It like I've been fucking you with a strap on,
No homo there I'm a hundred percent straight,
I'm done with yo white ass now get it off my dinner plate.
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