Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-17-2012, 03:20 AM
#399
Hannah
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
You think you're ill but you jump to conclusions,
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was $#@!ing lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the $#@! are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was $#@!ing lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the $#@! are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
This rap was so homosexual it could have passed for a fairy
It is so old you should have left it all back at the cemetery
I'm not sure where I'm going to go with this
But basically your rhyming is poor as piss
I ran out of ideas but that's okay
Because my raps are not from yesterday
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03-17-2012, 03:27 AM
#400
BeastyGunner96
Little One
Originally posted by Ninja
You think you're ill but you jump to conclusions,
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was $#@!ing lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the $#@! are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
But I'm like a problem without any solutions,
There's no steps for rapping, this isn't a game,
Fuk da police, because that rap was $#@!ing lame,
You look white but rap like Lil' Wayne,
You're worse than Vevo nom' sayn?
Don't come in here feeling like you're over me,
Who the $#@! are you, you've got the wrong authority,
Internet moderators? how cool of u : - )
Go ahead and ban me, you won't see it through,
You'll get tired but I got enough rhymes for years,
Quote me and I'll leave you family in tears.
Come on you all are actin' rediculous
Wondoh at ninja? that's for the transexualcurious
newfags comin yall best not tremble!
like optimus prime- auto leechers assemble!
well copy your links and pass em' off as our own!
sorounding your communnity while camping prone.
and when its all over you best not cry
cause the leechers will back at it again the next night. :p
i don't really leech just looking 4 somthing to theme the rap on:try:
03-17-2012, 03:36 AM
#401
Hannah
Banned
Originally posted by SatanicHispanic
See you people got me twisted
I am too high to get lifted, this game has shifted
from once is started, now it has just rotted
alright let me start this battle, no more $#@!ing saddle
I am too high to get lifted, this game has shifted
from once is started, now it has just rotted
alright let me start this battle, no more $#@!ing saddle
This is as much as I read before I needed a drink
It's so ungodly terrible I nearly fell asleep
Such horrid rhyming should be illegal West to East
As this was derpier than the Aussie, Kevin Crease
I'm contemplating suicide
Or maybe straight up genocide
After reading this I want M.J. back
Because unlike you his skills did not lack
03-17-2012, 03:36 AM
#402
Originally posted by Gobbah
This rap was so homosexual it could have passed for a fairy
It is so old you should have left it all back at the cemetery
I'm not sure where I'm going to go with this
But basically your rhyming is poor as piss
I ran out of ideas but that's okay
Because my raps are not from yesterday
It is so old you should have left it all back at the cemetery
I'm not sure where I'm going to go with this
But basically your rhyming is poor as piss
I ran out of ideas but that's okay
Because my raps are not from yesterday
Mine may be homo but you lay them like a wannabe,
I'd pay you respect but this shit ain't even quality,
These words hit hard, I do mean it in honesty,
This thread's my country, and it isn't a democracy,
So before you quote back, step up your game,
Or like all the others, leave this thread in shame.
03-17-2012, 03:51 AM
#403
Hannah
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Mine may be homo but you lay them like a wannabe,
I'd pay you respect but this shit ain't even quality,
These words hit hard, I do mean it in honesty,
This thread's my country, and it isn't a democracy,
So before you quote back, so step up your game,
Or like all the others, leave this thread in shame.
I'd pay you respect but this shit ain't even quality,
These words hit hard, I do mean it in honesty,
This thread's my country, and it isn't a democracy,
So before you quote back, so step up your game,
Or like all the others, leave this thread in shame.
You're position's pretty stationary
But prepare to get a dictionary
Because if you want to play with words
I'll spew out vocab you've never heard
I'll discombobulate your soul
It is the price you pay to roll
With such terrible raps that make less sense than mine
I should know, I was beaten by a kid who's nine
Your raps a plethora of bad rhymes
I am so happy that they are not mine
So absquatulate this banter
I say this with jesting manner
It's quite fun to see your replies, even if they aren't keen
On another note, how is your mother - you know, that quean?
03-17-2012, 04:29 AM
#404
Originally posted by Gobbah
You're position's pretty stationary
But prepare to get a dictionary
Because if you want to play with words
I'll spew out vocab you've never heard
I'll discombobulate your soul
It is the price you pay to roll
With such terrible raps that make less sense than mine
I should know, I was beaten by a kid who's nine
Your raps a plethora of bad rhymes
I am so happy that they are not mine
So absquatulate this banter
I say this with jesting manner
It's quite fun to see your replies, even if they aren't keen
On another note, how is your mother - you know, that quean?
But prepare to get a dictionary
Because if you want to play with words
I'll spew out vocab you've never heard
I'll discombobulate your soul
It is the price you pay to roll
With such terrible raps that make less sense than mine
I should know, I was beaten by a kid who's nine
Your raps a plethora of bad rhymes
I am so happy that they are not mine
So absquatulate this banter
I say this with jesting manner
It's quite fun to see your replies, even if they aren't keen
On another note, how is your mother - you know, that quean?
You can whip those words out, none of them really matter,
Most likely you were the nerd and I was the slacker,
Keep looking up words, while I bust out my swagger,
I'm may be a ninja, but I'm not a rapper,
Quote me again and I think your delirious,
You're flows so bad I'm not if you're serious,
If you come at me again, you need to check your head,
After this humiliating battle, you'll wish you were dead.
03-19-2012, 02:16 PM
#405
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
I'm may be a ninja
Someone call the police, cos your grammar's horrendous,
You keep on replying, but that shit dont offend us,
I know your no rapper, thats why your spittin in here, you queer,
Im the best poet, u know it, better than Shakespeare
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03-20-2012, 01:33 AM
#406
Originally posted by EFC
Pussy ass poems aren't even close to rapping,
Get a better connection, your brain is fucking lagging,
Offend you? Bitch, you were the one to reply,
With useless lined poems that don't even apply,
I'd take this serious but you're a bitch who'd cry,
Respect my authority, these words you can't deny.
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