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Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
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Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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03-22-2012, 04:36 AM #407
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Cool Man (aka Tustin)
Originally posted by Duddy. View Post
I'm living abroad like the baddest bitch you've ever seen
Ain't about that hybrid shit but I'm all about the green
Making so many moves I need a dose of Dramamine
For rap I'm a fiend, come and test my team
I school MCs cause I'm the motherfucking dean
My cerebral cortex force, my trigger finger reflex
To bust techs like raw sex, ain't no tellin' what's next
I sling mixtapes like crack rocks
Watch snow bunnies chillin' in the backdrop, discussin' how the track rocks
Goddamn, I'm a miraculous man
And if I wasn't Duddy, I'd be his number one fan
Beware I'm spittin fire cause the world is in dire need of an MC to admire
And set the bar higher
So I conspire, within my mind just had a friar
The rap Messiah, fresh to death so peep the attire
Feelin' like B Rabbit when he slaughtered the Lotto
Get money, $#@! bitches, and respect women the motto
You say potato, I say potato
You call 'em rappers but all I see is comedians
My future's lookin' double XL, they shit is medium
Call me Bobby Kennedy the way I $#@! with Marilyn
MCs approach, take notes, and then I bury them
I'm out of this world, my studio's the planetarium
The way I flow, this shit is slicker than butter
The second I utter lyricism that leave all the rest in the gutter
I thought I told ya'll I'm the best, d-d-did I stutter?
I'll hit your mom in the head with a car bomb just to blow her mind like Vietnam
Had a myspace account but my only friend was Tom
When I eat pussy I pretend that I'm speaking in Islam
Sike, It's a joke I swear that I'm not racist
To be honest I'll murder you no matter what color your face is
Punch you in the face if I catch you slippin' in braces
You want beef? I'll choke you to death with your own shoelaces
Sike, I swear I'm not a violent guy
Once upon time I brought a Super Soaker to a drive-by
Full of Kool-Aid and warm piss
My buzz is growing every day and when the swarm hits
Million dollar trips, sex at the Ritz
So rich I'll make bitches show Charlie Murphy their tits
Blow the competition to bits, leavin' the enemy lit
But I'm out cause there's women to please and money to get

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You just copied and then hit submit,
Your just a phaggot newfag, that can't even spit.

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Lynchy91_EFC
03-26-2012, 02:43 AM #408
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Duddy.
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by Ninja View Post
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You just copied and then hit submit,
Your just a phaggot newfag, that can't even spit.


<3! I was actually waiting to figure it out, I knew someone would soon enough. I wan't even taking this seriously so calm down, it's not like you're ever going to be the next Gwen Stefani. & You don't need to get mad over the internet nerdy, it's not going to get your life anywhere, I was trying to have fun but fat fucks like you gotta ruin it, seriously, just chill.
03-26-2012, 01:41 PM #409
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Originally posted by Duddy. View Post
<3! I was actually waiting to figure it out, I knew someone would soon enough. I wan't even taking this seriously so calm down, it's not like you're ever going to be the next Gwen Stefani. & You don't need to get mad over the internet nerdy, it's not going to get your life anywhere, I was trying to have fun but fat $#@!s like you gotta ruin it, seriously, just chill.


Fat S#!t$? ayy yo stop tryna be funny,
You the fattest fu(k3r around Duddy,
Hiding bacon under your username? you saving that for later?
come back at me once more and i'll mash you like a potato
03-26-2012, 08:57 PM #410
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Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by EFC View Post
Fat S#!t$? ayy yo stop tryna be funny,
You the fattest fu(k3r around Duddy,
Hiding bacon under your username? you saving that for later?
come back at me once more and i'll mash you like a potato


DAMN! You sick af bro, I can't wait to see you on MTV or GMA! What's your rapper name? Oh and btw, I wasn't trying to be funny so calm down man, it's just the internet.
03-27-2012, 01:36 AM #411
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Originally posted by Duddy. View Post
DAMN! You sick af bro, I can't wait to see you on MTV or GMA! What's your rapper name? Oh and btw, I wasn't trying to be funny so calm down man, it's just the internet.


You wont see me on MTV, GMA or VIVA,
Im more underground, whereas your tryna be Bieber,
Dont like what im saying? then you know were to go,
I've just slayed you once more......uMad bro?
03-27-2012, 02:20 AM #412
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Duddy.
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by EFC View Post
You wont see me on MTV, GMA or VIVA,
Im more underground, whereas your tryna be Bieber,
Dont like what im saying? then you know were to go,
I've just slayed you once more......uMad bro?


Ok, you're kinda getting annoying and this is old so just stop, everyone forgot about this. bai.
03-27-2012, 11:56 AM #413
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Lynchy91_EFC
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^ Awww poor Diddy can't cope with getting Aced,
He's ran crying to his mom cos he dont like how my rap flow taste,
what a waste of space, always paranoid, i think he's high,
So lets all give him a good send off and wave him goodbye!! :bye:
04-01-2012, 10:40 AM #414
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BeastyGunner96
Little One
Originally posted by EFC View Post
Someone call the police, cos your grammar's horrendous,
You keep on replying, but that shit dont offend us,
I know your no rapper, thats why your spittin in here, you queer,
Im the best poet, u know it, better than Shakespeare

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Poet? you couldn't rhyme for shit and you know it
sorry, but your rapping is weak
shit so gay- we need an admin -REAP!
but bro
i smack a hoe
i'm cyclone bashing your brains out
like the gun your mom used when she heard your stupid "flow"
bullet to the head
Damn im paintin this forum red
end it chris tucker style
"smile your dead" :carling:
04-01-2012, 01:14 PM #415
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Originally posted by BeastyGunner96 View Post
Poet? you couldn't rhyme for shit and you know it
sorry, but your rapping is weak
shit so gay- we need an admin -REAP!


Nice rhyming there Beast, i think your flow just deceased.
You aint no rapper, just a yanky newfag clown,
I can do more than smile now ive just turned yours upside down :jim:

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