Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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04-01-2012, 07:46 PM
#416
BeastyGunner96
Little One
Originally posted by EFC
Nice rhyming there Beast, i think your flow just deceased.
You aint no rapper, just a yanky newfag clown,
I can do more than smile now ive just turned yours upside down
You aint no rapper, just a yanky newfag clown,
I can do more than smile now ive just turned yours upside down
If ima newfag bro whats that say about you?
That your spitting is shit? yea we all know that's true.
your punch lines are dead as a dumb blondes brain
your rapping is crap- yo my rappin's insane
but bro-
your mom blows
dude trust me i know
but everyone knows the reply will come back slow :carling:
04-01-2012, 09:48 PM
#417
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by BeastyGunner96
If ima newfag bro whats that say about you?
That your spitting is shit? yea we all know that's true.
your punch lines are dead as a dumb blondes brain
your rapping is crap- yo my rappin's insane
but bro-
your mom blows
dude trust me i know
but everyone knows the reply will come back slow :carling:
That your spitting is shit? yea we all know that's true.
your punch lines are dead as a dumb blondes brain
your rapping is crap- yo my rappin's insane
but bro-
your mom blows
dude trust me i know
but everyone knows the reply will come back slow :carling:
Second time you've mentioned "mom", thats cos yours is a whore... mann,
I went to go down on that bitch until i seen her bush... god damnn!!
Does she not pay you attention thats why your an emotional wreck?
Fuck this shit, ima get ready, she'll be here in a sec :troll
04-01-2012, 10:48 PM
#418
Here I go, I login to the NextGenKitchen,
I'm notsurprised, its two non premiums bitchin,
I didn't come here to fight so don't reply, I'm visiting,
Like Spidey, my horrible rapper sense, its tingling,
I leave you both with these bars and a little advice,
Because to be honest, I didn't wanna beat yo guys ass twice.
I'm notsurprised, its two non premiums bitchin,
I didn't come here to fight so don't reply, I'm visiting,
Like Spidey, my horrible rapper sense, its tingling,
I leave you both with these bars and a little advice,
Because to be honest, I didn't wanna beat yo guys ass twice.
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04-02-2012, 04:42 PM
#420
BeastyGunner96
Little One
Originally posted by Ninja
Here I go, I login to the NextGenKitchen,
I'm notsurprised, its two non premiums bitchin,
I didn't come here to fight so don't reply, I'm visiting,
Like Spidey, my horrible rapper sense, its tingling,
I leave you both with these bars and a little advice,
Because to be honest, I didn't wanna beat yo guys ass twice.
I'm notsurprised, its two non premiums bitchin,
I didn't come here to fight so don't reply, I'm visiting,
Like Spidey, my horrible rapper sense, its tingling,
I leave you both with these bars and a little advice,
Because to be honest, I didn't wanna beat yo guys ass twice.
Ninja, bro i no care u wanna fight
woops grammer issue son cause you fight like a dyke
didn't want a reply cause you know id kill your bitchn'
so hell yea welcome to the nextgenkitchen
i'll slaughter you, dice you and pack you in a can
then tell all the admins to try my ninja flavored SPAM
Your life will be wreck when you read this dude
you got burnt by non prem so Mr. T will pitty you foo!
04-02-2012, 05:32 PM
#421
SLaPPyHD
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by H3NDO
See the reality is you all act hard as a rock,
but try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
see my rhymes coming at you heard as nails,
while you sitting, tallying your epic fails,
from being synical to lyrical miracle whatta journey,
so what bitch, sue me? **** you and your attorney,
so me am a rapper, top class earner,
your at the bottom, lower class learner,
see your lyrical skills are somewhat lacking,
which is why you must resort to hacking,
dont battle me if a win is what youd prefer,
you aint got the skills to breathe my air,
or the passion to sit in my chair,
to listen to me rap, you should have to pay a fare.
but try to spit the shit that i spit your heart will stop,
see my rhymes coming at you heard as nails,
while you sitting, tallying your epic fails,
from being synical to lyrical miracle whatta journey,
so what bitch, sue me? **** you and your attorney,
so me am a rapper, top class earner,
your at the bottom, lower class learner,
see your lyrical skills are somewhat lacking,
which is why you must resort to hacking,
dont battle me if a win is what youd prefer,
you aint got the skills to breathe my air,
or the passion to sit in my chair,
to listen to me rap, you should have to pay a fare.
shut the f*** up,
you rap is wack,
you better watch out for i get the crack,
do 10 lines of that shit,
such a maniac,
then i f***ed your mom,
what an experience,
there was an absence,
of pleasure,
dont give a f****,
then she said she like it b-b-butt,
i was confused,
sike i was kinda amused,
to protrude the unknown, all alone,
but then i was like
F*** IT.
04-02-2012, 06:38 PM
#422
BeastyGunner96
Little One
Originally posted by EFC
Second time you've mentioned "mom", thats cos yours is a whore... mann,
I went to go down on that bitch until i seen her bush... god damnn!!
Does she not pay you attention thats why your an emotional wreck?
$#@! this shit, ima get ready, she'll be here in a sec :troll
I went to go down on that bitch until i seen her bush... god damnn!!
Does she not pay you attention thats why your an emotional wreck?
$#@! this shit, ima get ready, she'll be here in a sec :troll
My mom- there in a sec?
i think mistook her for a blind buck toothed redneck
cause that's all you'll get
burnt owned and destroyed
the name of the game- i'm ironically employed
to keep you fags in check
so if you'd do us a favor please
just exit the forum or get chopped down to your knee's
04-03-2012, 05:59 AM
#423
BeastyGunner96
Little One
This is intended for Alfa
Check this bro its gonna be along read.
So sit your fatass down, yo pull up a seat.
Ima tell of a magical land far away.
To visit, just bust a cap in your brain.
I'll go hard when im writing so you know its the truth
No bullshit Alfa i'll kill yo ass like proof
Cause i smack a bitch who steps outta line.
That pertains to alfa, ninja and all you rappers worth a dime.
I don't give a fuck if my rhymes aint badass to you.
Why would i wanna be something YOU liked dude?
And alfa, if your reading this and weren't no chicken shit
Reply decently- or i'll just kill yo ass again bitch
I go hard- so come at me bro :boss:
Shit didn't mean to double post- SORRY please don't ban me>
Check this bro its gonna be along read.
So sit your fatass down, yo pull up a seat.
Ima tell of a magical land far away.
To visit, just bust a cap in your brain.
I'll go hard when im writing so you know its the truth
No bullshit Alfa i'll kill yo ass like proof
Cause i smack a bitch who steps outta line.
That pertains to alfa, ninja and all you rappers worth a dime.
I don't give a fuck if my rhymes aint badass to you.
Why would i wanna be something YOU liked dude?
And alfa, if your reading this and weren't no chicken shit
Reply decently- or i'll just kill yo ass again bitch
I go hard- so come at me bro :boss:
Shit didn't mean to double post- SORRY please don't ban me
>
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04-05-2012, 08:47 PM
#424
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
You guys aren't smart, just a bunch of retards/
Y'all tripping so hard, I'm receiving ya postcards/
On another level, can't be touched like mercury/
My words are like venom, poisoning you verbally/
Amendment 28 states Ron's rhymes are prohibited/
Every bar I drop is equivalent to a murder committed/
Nobody can see me, I'm zero opacity/
The void has been filled, maximum capacity/
If you want to battle, feel free to message me/
But anyone who sends back gets dropped, Terry's captaincy.
Y'all tripping so hard, I'm receiving ya postcards/
On another level, can't be touched like mercury/
My words are like venom, poisoning you verbally/
Amendment 28 states Ron's rhymes are prohibited/
Every bar I drop is equivalent to a murder committed/
Nobody can see me, I'm zero opacity/
The void has been filled, maximum capacity/
If you want to battle, feel free to message me/
But anyone who sends back gets dropped, Terry's captaincy.
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