Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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04-11-2012, 01:33 AM
#425
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by SLaPPyHD
shut the f*** up,
you rap is wack,
you better watch out for i get the crack,
do 10 lines of that shit,
such a maniac,
then i f***ed your mom,
what an experience,
there was an absence,
of pleasure,
dont give a f****,
then she said she like it b-b-butt,
i was confused,
sike i was kinda amused,
to protrude the unknown, all alone,
but then i was like
F*** IT.
you rap is wack,
you better watch out for i get the crack,
do 10 lines of that shit,
such a maniac,
then i f***ed your mom,
what an experience,
there was an absence,
of pleasure,
dont give a f****,
then she said she like it b-b-butt,
i was confused,
sike i was kinda amused,
to protrude the unknown, all alone,
but then i was like
F*** IT.
Yes! You have no Idea how long I have waited for a quote,
It was painful, but your my antidote,
But My hopes were higher, I wanted someone will some skill,
Not someone who writes via google lyric's quill,
Now I'll tell you something, which you don't get a say on,
Your lyrics sound like you wrote them with a crayon,
Seriously, give up, you look like a tool,
Bitch I wrote lyrics like yours when I was in pre-school,
You hide behind your keyboard, your straight up boneless,
I'd avoid rapping as a job or you would end up homeless,
I'm all over better than you, so you can call me Mister,
You should try someone like my 3 year old sister,
You come at me Ok, but a little bit tactless,
Come back later when you get some more practice.
04-11-2012, 02:59 AM
#426
Originally posted by H3NDO
Yes! You have no Idea how long I have waited for a quote,
It was painful, but your my antidote,
But My hopes were higher, I wanted someone will some skill,
Not someone who writes via google lyric's quill,
Now I'll tell you something, which you don't get a say on,
Your lyrics sound like you wrote them with a crayon,
Seriously, give up, you look like a tool,
Bitch I wrote lyrics like yours when I was in pre-school,
You hide behind your keyboard, your straight up boneless,
I'd avoid rapping as a job or you would end up homeless,
I'm all over better than you, so you can call me Mister,
You should try someone like my 3 year old sister,
You come at me Ok, but a little bit tactless,
Come back later when you get some more practice.
It was painful, but your my antidote,
But My hopes were higher, I wanted someone will some skill,
Not someone who writes via google lyric's quill,
Now I'll tell you something, which you don't get a say on,
Your lyrics sound like you wrote them with a crayon,
Seriously, give up, you look like a tool,
Bitch I wrote lyrics like yours when I was in pre-school,
You hide behind your keyboard, your straight up boneless,
I'd avoid rapping as a job or you would end up homeless,
I'm all over better than you, so you can call me Mister,
You should try someone like my 3 year old sister,
You come at me Ok, but a little bit tactless,
Come back later when you get some more practice.
This nigga can rhyme but his flow sounds like weezy,
I'm lactose intolerant and I know that rap is cheesy,
Stand up bro, if you respond, don't get all sleazy!
But after this hit, I suggest you take it easy?,
From your pre-school raps there hasn't been much improvement,
Instead of responding I should've negged you for my amusement,
For the bars that I spit you would think its illegal,
Leave while you can, for the children and people,
Don't bother coming back, because no one wants you here,
Whats that look on your face, oh! trembling in fear...
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04-11-2012, 03:07 AM
#427
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
This nigga can rhyme but his flow sounds like weezy,
I'm lactose intolerant and I know this rap was cheesy,
Stand up bro, if you respond, don't get all sleazy!
But after this hit, I recommend you take it easy,
From pre-school raps there hasn't been much improvement,
Instead of responding I should've negged you for amusement,
For the bars that I spit you would think its illegal,
Leave while you can, for the children and people,
Don't bother coming back, no one wants you here,
Whats that look on your face, oh! trembling in fear...
I'm lactose intolerant and I know this rap was cheesy,
Stand up bro, if you respond, don't get all sleazy!
But after this hit, I recommend you take it easy,
From pre-school raps there hasn't been much improvement,
Instead of responding I should've negged you for amusement,
For the bars that I spit you would think its illegal,
Leave while you can, for the children and people,
Don't bother coming back, no one wants you here,
Whats that look on your face, oh! trembling in fear...
your raps are ill, but you have no skill
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
My penis is bigger
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04-11-2012, 03:12 AM
#428
Originally posted by DEVASTATION
your raps are ill, but you have no skill
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
My penis is bigger
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you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
My penis is bigger
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I know its a joke but you're still getting negged,
You can't take that back, even if you begged.
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04-11-2012, 03:18 AM
#429
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
negged? You think I care about my reputation?
You can try, but there will be no emulation
Cuz I really know your mad bro, I can spit cause I am henry david thoreau
hehe I aint getting trolled, you have to withhold your common cold!
man cuz im ill you sick, and you can suck my american dog DlCK!
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04-11-2012, 03:24 AM
#430
xShadow
Pr0n ftw
Originally posted by Ninja
Look at this nigga
He think he can rap!
Go back to fap!
BACK!
Go back to fap!
WACK!
Go back to fap!
FAT!
Go back to fap, just got back to fap!
I gotta a story, my little sister is laughing at him!
I just glared at her and call him a bitch!
Cause it's true!
Tell me that I'm right, don't look like a fool!
Climb up to my shoes,
can't get on my shoes,
if you tryna beat me then you're gonna lose!
just go back to fap
BACK!
go back to fap
WACK!
go back to fap
FAT!
Go back to fap, just go back to fap FAT!
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04-20-2012, 07:03 PM
#431
JoeModZ1337
Pokemon Trainer
Originally posted by Ninja
Wow, that was a really nice bar,
Your flow is really quite bizarre,
I don't really wanna do this I'm tired,
But I guess some effort isn't required,
So, come back when you have some spit,
I'll rape you back before you can click submit
Your flow is really quite bizarre,
I don't really wanna do this I'm tired,
But I guess some effort isn't required,
So, come back when you have some spit,
I'll rape you back before you can click submit
You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To Fucking
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
04-21-2012, 01:08 AM
#432
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
Took you two months and it just got even worse,
With your terrible skills, that shit's a fucking curse,
My "mum" this, my "mum" that, what are you? Nine?
What you call an insult really needs to be redefined,
Didn't finish reading, all you fucking did was whine,
Never heard a rapper that can't write a decent line,
Go home kid and tell your "mum" to fucking hit you,
Because obviously, we all know what you just got into,
"One does not simply" rap against ninja with revenge,
Gotta thirst for newfag blood, that just can't be quenched,
This verse goes down in history, for you to reminisce,
Before you quote back, read it first, class dismissed.
Got a bit rusty
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04-21-2012, 01:55 AM
#433
Justin
Juzzy Dee Music
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
Your rhymes and flow are whack as fuck mate
Each of your lines are too short your dick can relate
You sound so fucking immature, I bet your like twelve
This aint no school ground, stop doing show and tell
Jokes about women are so very wrong
Mother$#@!er, respect women and maybe someday you'll be able to use your dong.
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