Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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04-21-2012, 12:31 PM
#434
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change
Who is this JoeModZ? comin on here givin it "mom jokes"
You really need to wake up and check out your own folks,
That dress wearing thing you call dad, what a queer
Transvestite motherfuker, take your stick out his rear,
Now i aint gonna disrespect your mom, that would be weird
Cos ive been down on that bitch and got her come on my beard.
04-21-2012, 04:47 PM
#435
JoeModZ1337
Pokemon Trainer
A lot of you quoted so im gonna do 1 verse that for all of you....
You wanted real bars so im deliverin hard
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious
Before replying really think about them bars
You wanted real bars so im deliverin hard
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious
Before replying really think about them bars
04-21-2012, 07:40 PM
#438
BeastyGunner96
Little One
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
You wanted real bars so im deliverin hard
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious
:ha!:
i dont even need a first line!
quoting your shit is like getting fucked from behind
You think you got swag, bro? i think your delirious
I dont give a fuck, you call me too serious
The reason why so many quoted you dude
cause your shit is so terrible it aint even amusin
You raps are wack, your jokes are crap
Go get yourself a new life, cause you just can't rap
04-22-2012, 05:43 AM
#439
CLM
[b]They say sorry Mr. West is..[/b]
I kidnap ya, gun clap ya, body bag ya, then brown bag ya
Go on my break fast and eat you for lunch
But still got rappers to digest, feelin a strong hunch
Now we about to break this down for all you wanna be You must login or register to view this content.
My shits so advanced that even Pac felt the You must login or register to view this content.
But I'll let the legend live cuz he built the whole game
These niggas playing Life with some cheat codes for the fame
But I'm cool like Fall, I'll rake niggas outta the view
Everybody pass u up, like the date for Spring Fling and Prom too
Your raps are weak and produce no cash flow
I call it Young Money cuz that shit'll never grow
Like Drakes singin key u always stay the same
But I keep changin the locks, keepin u out of the game
Now I can sit here all day kid cudi'n my raps mayne
Cuz I Do It Day n Nite, wait was that You must login or register to view this content. or You must login or register to view this content. sayin
You must login or register to view this content.
Go on my break fast and eat you for lunch
But still got rappers to digest, feelin a strong hunch
Now we about to break this down for all you wanna be You must login or register to view this content.
My shits so advanced that even Pac felt the You must login or register to view this content.
But I'll let the legend live cuz he built the whole game
These niggas playing Life with some cheat codes for the fame
But I'm cool like Fall, I'll rake niggas outta the view
Everybody pass u up, like the date for Spring Fling and Prom too
Your raps are weak and produce no cash flow
I call it Young Money cuz that shit'll never grow
Like Drakes singin key u always stay the same
But I keep changin the locks, keepin u out of the game
Now I can sit here all day kid cudi'n my raps mayne
Cuz I Do It Day n Nite, wait was that You must login or register to view this content. or You must login or register to view this content. sayin
You must login or register to view this content.
04-22-2012, 09:32 AM
#440
Justin
Juzzy Dee Music
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
A lot of you quoted so im gonna do 1 verse that for all of you....
You wanted real bars so im deliverin hard
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious
Before replying really think about them bars
You wanted real bars so im deliverin hard
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious
Before replying really think about them bars
If you call that delivering hard then you must be tripping balls
Tripping so much you start talking to the walls
Half the shit you just spat doesn't even rhyme
All you do is whine and whine and whine
Have you lost your god damn mind?
Posting about fucking bitches, when you probably take it from the b-hind
Your bars arn't even the slightest bit smart or intelligent
Your bars are missing all the elements
I may be fat but I'm not an ugly fuck like you
I can lose weight, what the fuck can you do
I just owned you with a premade line
Come at me again and you'll run outta time.
04-22-2012, 07:13 PM
#441
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
Forced to use a strap-on cos you aint got a cock,
LMFAO this aint no Party Rock,
Coming at everyone in the Rap Thread, boy your gonna get wasted
Even the newfags will kill you with their 'copy & pasted'
Kudos to you bro for keep comin back,
But its time for me to sit back and let the Next Gens's attack
04-22-2012, 08:44 PM
#442
JoeModZ1337
Pokemon Trainer
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