Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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08-02-2012, 01:32 AM
#561
How Big Are You
Little One
Originally posted by omgsmite
Master of the dutches im digging my own grave
got a mean case of fucks its, in need of a path paid
barely passing every class
steady thinking bout that ass
and how im gonna smash when I get the chance to grasp
got a mean case of fucks its, in need of a path paid
barely passing every class
steady thinking bout that ass
and how im gonna smash when I get the chance to grasp
ima make this post, then go ghost.
eat you like toast, i like to rap and roast.
this isnt a joke, coming from the east coast.
your rhymes are mine, i make a comeback from behind.
watch my words un-wine, as i speak with father time.
i like to shine, my girls a dime.
that means she's fine, yeah shes mine.
i met her in a line. she said her name is nine.
i asked her why, didnt like her reply.
she said she took nine d***s at the same time!!!!!!! :think: i think i won :boss:
08-02-2012, 01:58 AM
#562
d3r3ckj3t3r
Can’t trickshot me!
Originally posted by jobs
ima make this post, then go ghost.
eat you like toast, i like to rap and roast.
this isnt a joke, coming from the east coast.
your rhymes are mine, i make a comeback from behind.
watch my words un-wine, as i speak with father time.
i like to shine, my girls a dime.
that means she's fine, yeah shes mine.
i met her in a line. she said her name is nine.
i asked her why, didnt like her reply.
she said she took nine d***s at the same time!!!!!!! :think: i think i won :boss:
eat you like toast, i like to rap and roast.
this isnt a joke, coming from the east coast.
your rhymes are mine, i make a comeback from behind.
watch my words un-wine, as i speak with father time.
i like to shine, my girls a dime.
that means she's fine, yeah shes mine.
i met her in a line. she said her name is nine.
i asked her why, didnt like her reply.
she said she took nine d***s at the same time!!!!!!! :think: i think i won :boss:
You call yourself Jobs, because like to give blow-jobs
Lie to your mother, that you were at your brothers
When you were really at gaysex.com , like you did after prom
With your history teacher, who's a real creeper
Heard he let you touch whats below his belt, and you liked what you felt
Now go get a real I-pad, so you don't get mad
When you sell it for $300 bucks, so you don't get fed to the rabid ducks,
Now I gotta answer my i-phone, that i actually own,
Unlike you, but you already knew
08-02-2012, 05:31 AM
#563
BAMF
Social Engineer
Originally posted by d3r3ckj3t3r
You call yourself Jobs, because like to give blow-jobs
Lie to your mother, that you were at your brothers
When you were really at gaysex.com , like you did after prom
With your history teacher, who's a real creeper
Heard he let you touch whats below his belt, and you liked what you felt
Now go get a real I-pad, so you don't get mad
When you sell it for $300 bucks, so you don't get fed to the rabid ducks,
Now I gotta answer my i-phone, that i actually own,
Unlike you, but you already knew
Lie to your mother, that you were at your brothers
When you were really at gaysex.com , like you did after prom
With your history teacher, who's a real creeper
Heard he let you touch whats below his belt, and you liked what you felt
Now go get a real I-pad, so you don't get mad
When you sell it for $300 bucks, so you don't get fed to the rabid ducks,
Now I gotta answer my i-phone, that i actually own,
Unlike you, but you already knew
Bitch, yo names got more numbers
then boys with Sandusky unda the covers.
I hate to come here and attack ya.
You daddy the pitcher, yo da catcha.
Wanna here a dirty joke?
Yo mama, lungs full a coke.
Sucking my dick fo money.
The bitch went broke.
You look like a yankees fan.
In the dugout givin AROD a hand.
This one girl wanted you to eat her.
But you'd rather fuck men like Dereck Jeter.
Bitch, You spit when you talk.
and then limp when you walk.
Might look a little awk.
Maybe from gettin stuck in the ass with a cawk.
Nigga, you love them black males.
Went to jail. Got frisky with a man named Dale.
You like to get stuck between ya buns.
Swallowed more cum then Jenna Jameson.
You cant rap wortha mothafuckin flying fuck.
Shootin cum on ya sister. Man can she suck!
I been doin this rap shit for a little bit.
So try better and get off ya mama's tit.
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08-02-2012, 03:00 PM
#565
King Sosa
Error… Cat invasion!
Originally posted by BAMF
Bitch, yo names got more numbers
then boys with Sandusky unda the covers.
I hate to come here and attack ya.
You daddy the pitcher, yo da catcha.
Wanna here a dirty joke?
Yo mama, lungs full a coke.
Sucking my dick fo money.
The bitch went broke.
You look like a yankees fan.
In the dugout givin AROD a hand.
This one girl wanted you to eat her.
But you'd rather fuck men like Dereck Jeter.
Bitch, You spit when you talk.
and then limp when you walk.
Might look a little awk.
Maybe from gettin stuck in the ass with a cawk.
Nigga, you love them black males.
Went to jail. Got frisky with a man named Dale.
You like to get stuck between ya buns.
Swallowed more cum then Jenna Jameson.
You cant rap wortha mothafuckin flying fuck.
Shootin cum on ya sister. Man can she suck!
I been doin this rap shit for a little bit.
So try better and get off ya mama's tit.
then boys with Sandusky unda the covers.
I hate to come here and attack ya.
You daddy the pitcher, yo da catcha.
Wanna here a dirty joke?
Yo mama, lungs full a coke.
Sucking my dick fo money.
The bitch went broke.
You look like a yankees fan.
In the dugout givin AROD a hand.
This one girl wanted you to eat her.
But you'd rather fuck men like Dereck Jeter.
Bitch, You spit when you talk.
and then limp when you walk.
Might look a little awk.
Maybe from gettin stuck in the ass with a cawk.
Nigga, you love them black males.
Went to jail. Got frisky with a man named Dale.
You like to get stuck between ya buns.
Swallowed more cum then Jenna Jameson.
You cant rap wortha mothafuckin flying fuck.
Shootin cum on ya sister. Man can she suck!
I been doin this rap shit for a little bit.
So try better and get off ya mama's tit.
i spit bars
shit on cars
your rhymes are wack
you eat crack
you need a tic tac
better yet the whole pack
3k in my pocket might mistake me for the clan
bitch slap yo ass like jackie chan
your moms my number 1 fan
fucked her in the ass now im the man
08-03-2012, 01:20 AM
#567
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
08-15-2012, 02:25 AM
#568
Hannah
Banned
I did what I did and I got what I got
But I'm not sure if I liked that or not
For while my lifestyle before had an assortment of perks
This time I want something real - something that works
//////
Not the first and won't be the last, I'm scarred but not broken.
You will never tear me down, not by any of the words you've spoken.
/////
We won't falter, we won't give up
Giving all around enough
We will work until our story's told
And we'll say, "These days are our own"
/////
Not really rap, but just a few poetic/rap words from some upcoming works. :fa:
But I'm not sure if I liked that or not
For while my lifestyle before had an assortment of perks
This time I want something real - something that works
//////
Not the first and won't be the last, I'm scarred but not broken.
You will never tear me down, not by any of the words you've spoken.
/////
We won't falter, we won't give up
Giving all around enough
We will work until our story's told
And we'll say, "These days are our own"
/////
Not really rap, but just a few poetic/rap words from some upcoming works. :fa:
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