Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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08-15-2012, 02:52 AM
#569
Originally posted by Hannah
I did what I did and I got what I got
But I'm not sure if I liked that or not
For while my lifestyle before had an assortment of perks
This time I want something real - something that works
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Not the first and won't be the last, I'm scarred but not broken.
You will never tear me down, not by any of the words you've spoken.
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We won't falter, we won't give up
Giving all around enough
We will work until our story's told
And we'll say, "These days are our own"
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Not really rap, but just a few poetic/rap words from some upcoming works. :fa:
But I'm not sure if I liked that or not
For while my lifestyle before had an assortment of perks
This time I want something real - something that works
//////
Not the first and won't be the last, I'm scarred but not broken.
You will never tear me down, not by any of the words you've spoken.
/////
We won't falter, we won't give up
Giving all around enough
We will work until our story's told
And we'll say, "These days are our own"
/////
Not really rap, but just a few poetic/rap words from some upcoming works. :fa:
Good job, you left the room with crickets,
If this was a poem talent show nobody would buy a ticket,
I burn everything I touch so keep your distance,
This is worst post I've seen since this thread's existence,
This is a rap thread, read the title before speaking,
If you thought that your stanza's were good, you were dreaming.
08-16-2012, 03:10 AM
#570
Jakob
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Originally posted by ENZO
Good job, you left the room with crickets,
If this was a poem talent show nobody would buy a ticket,
I burn everything I touch so keep your distance,
This is worst post I've seen since this thread's existence,
This is a rap thread, read the title before speaking,
If you thought that your stanza's were good, you were dreaming.
If this was a poem talent show nobody would buy a ticket,
I burn everything I touch so keep your distance,
This is worst post I've seen since this thread's existence,
This is a rap thread, read the title before speaking,
If you thought that your stanza's were good, you were dreaming.
Those rhymes were so weak, they left me weary.
Head bowed, heart sunk, and my eyes were teary.
You just tryin to hit cause you think you can spit.
I got news for you man, you aint got shit.
You gonna battle me fool or can you not commit?
08-16-2012, 04:08 AM
#571
Originally posted by Jakob
Those rhymes were so weak, they left me weary.
Head bowed, heart sunk, and my eyes were teary.
You just tryin to hit cause you think you can spit.
I got news for you man, you aint got shit.
You gonna battle me fool or can you not commit?
Head bowed, heart sunk, and my eyes were teary.
You just tryin to hit cause you think you can spit.
I got news for you man, you aint got shit.
You gonna battle me fool or can you not commit?
Same shitty post, different page, y'all just typical,
If you even knew how to count your lines it'd be a miracle,
Sit tight because a long neg train is coming nearer,
Yo' second line just explains your face when looking down in the mirror,
Just a few words can show you who's the one inferior,
I'll give you some Claratin and maybe your logic will be clearer.
a bit conservative, holding back for future posts :whistle:
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08-16-2012, 07:41 PM
#572
Jakob
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Originally posted by ENZO
Same shitty post, different page, y'all just typical,
If you even knew how to count your lines it'd be a miracle,
Sit tight because a long neg train is coming nearer,
Yo' second line just explains your face when looking down in the mirror,
Just a few words can show you who's the one inferior,
I'll give you some Claratin and maybe your logic will be clearer.
a bit conservative, holding back for future posts :whistle:
If you even knew how to count your lines it'd be a miracle,
Sit tight because a long neg train is coming nearer,
Yo' second line just explains your face when looking down in the mirror,
Just a few words can show you who's the one inferior,
I'll give you some Claratin and maybe your logic will be clearer.
a bit conservative, holding back for future posts :whistle:
Jokes on you, my Claratin is already on board.
I'm drivin lamborghinis and you're stuck in an Accord.
I know life is tough when you have no friends.
You have big parties and nobody attends.
I know you're lien when you say you're holdin back.
When it comes to this thread my posts are the soundtrack.
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09-08-2012, 11:47 PM
#573
RaspberryIce
Bounty hunter
09-08-2012, 11:55 PM
#575
RaspberryIce
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by X
Boy you ain't got shit, just quit, don't spit, all you do is eat burgers and play call of duty like a nimwit!
Bro , Whats This Shit About A Nimwit? Somet My Gran Would Say You Dirty Little Shit , And Call Of Duty , Might Be My Game , But Its Better Than Shagging My Own Mum Screaming "Feel The Pain" , You Dirty Little Imbred Piece Of Crap , Premachure Spunker Whenever You Fap
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09-08-2012, 11:59 PM
#576
Cmd-X
It's been awhile.
Originally posted by PlayerClanHacks
Bro , Whats This Shit About A Nimwit? Somet My Gran Would Say You Dirty Little Shit , And Call Of Duty , Might Be My Game , But Its Better Than Shagging My Own Mum Screaming "Feel The Pain" , You Dirty Little Imbred Piece Of Crap , Premachure Spunker Whenever You Fap
Okay lets get one thing straight, It takes me 4 minutes to ejaculate, but that's not the point, the point is you can't rap, you can barely spell shit right, go back to 4th grade. Boy you fake, don't even try anymore m8.
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09-09-2012, 12:03 AM
#577
RaspberryIce
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by X
Okay lets get on thing straight, It takes me 4 minutes to ejaculate, but that's not the point, the point is you can't rap, you can barely spell shit right, go back to 4th grade. Boy you fake, don't even try anymore m8.
OOOOOOOOoooooo , Draw , Say No More , Before I Really Try Hard
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