Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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09-09-2012, 12:07 AM
#579
RaspberryIce
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by X
Boy you scared? I knew a little kid like you wouldn't dare, don't even trip, I'm 'bout to call it quits, but before I do that, I'm gonna grab your tits! :lol:
That'd Be Nice Mate <3
Lets Say No More
Because At The End Of The Day ,We Know The Facts
Your Mums A Dirty Little Whore
09-09-2012, 12:21 AM
#581
RaspberryIce
Bounty hunter
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09-25-2012, 10:28 PM
#583
Cade
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
bump.
Quote me.
Quote me.
I rip and I rhyme.
I rhyme and I rip.
op is a fag.
Who sucks his own dick.
He thinks rap is cool.
But in the real world he's white.
No matter the dick size.
His ass is always tight.
He'll take any and all.
From really big to too small.
But when it comes to age.
He looks for his boys at the mall.
He's never been with a girl.
Or even thought about it at all.
He'll fuck a kindergartner.
If he's sure that nobody saw.
He's the biggest kind of faggot.
That even those bronies do not like.
He's even got a big black dildo.
In place of the seat on his bike.
So in conclusion boys and girls.
I'll tell you what we've learned today.
op will always be a faggot
no matter what he tries to say.
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10-02-2012, 03:40 AM
#584
ariel31800
Guest
Originally posted by omgsmite
i spit bars
shit on cars
your rhymes are wack
you eat crack
you need a tic tac
better yet the whole pack
3k in my pocket might mistake me for the clan
bitch slap yo ass like jackie chan
your moms my number 1 fan
fucked her in the ass now im the man
shit on cars
your rhymes are wack
you eat crack
you need a tic tac
better yet the whole pack
3k in my pocket might mistake me for the clan
bitch slap yo ass like jackie chan
your moms my number 1 fan
fucked her in the ass now im the man
i like it when a rapper do attack
it give me ammmmooo
so
wit words im a blow em up
rambo
call of duty campo
lookin for the hack
who gave you thee idea an told you!
you could rapp
this here is iraq
and here youll get yapped
rappin crazy on some ish you look smack
10-02-2012, 09:23 PM
#585
griffo2002uk
E Pluribis Unum
Originally posted by ariel31800
i like it when a rapper do attack
it give me ammmmooo
so
wit words im a blow em up
rambo
call of duty campo
lookin for the hack
who gave you thee idea an told you!
you could rapp
this here is iraq
and here youll get yapped
rappin crazy on some ish you look smack
it give me ammmmooo
so
wit words im a blow em up
rambo
call of duty campo
lookin for the hack
who gave you thee idea an told you!
you could rapp
this here is iraq
and here youll get yapped
rappin crazy on some ish you look smack
Alright...sorry man... but i just had to say something
You couldn't battle your way out of Double Egg McMuffin,
Im'a go "Sly" on ya, and beat you with your own words,
Draw the "First Blood" on ya, and kick this lame back to the burbs,
"Attack~this~rapper", matter of fact, nah, "twat~this~nipper"
If I had asked to hear lip I'd ask your bitch to flip my zipper,
I'll be the one at your Burial, found drowned strapped to a concrete slab,
I guess thats why they call you Ariel, you are never too far from "crabs"
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10-04-2012, 01:46 AM
#586
ariel31800
Guest
Originally posted by griffo2002uk
Alright...sorry man... but i just had to say something
You couldn't battle your way out of Double Egg McMuffin,
Im'a go "Sly" on ya, and beat you with your own words,
Draw the "First Blood" on ya, and kick this lame back to the burbs,
"Attack~this~rapper", matter of fact, nah, "twat~this~nipper"
If I had asked to hear lip I'd ask your bitch to flip my zipper,
I'll be the one at your Burial, found drowned strapped to a concrete slab,
I guess thats why they call you Ariel, you are never too far from "crabs"
You couldn't battle your way out of Double Egg McMuffin,
Im'a go "Sly" on ya, and beat you with your own words,
Draw the "First Blood" on ya, and kick this lame back to the burbs,
"Attack~this~rapper", matter of fact, nah, "twat~this~nipper"
If I had asked to hear lip I'd ask your bitch to flip my zipper,
I'll be the one at your Burial, found drowned strapped to a concrete slab,
I guess thats why they call you Ariel, you are never too far from "crabs"
elite?
dam dog
first mistake was to speak
your second was
your flow garbage and your verses
weak
ayo i have to laugh
i found this funny
the pot callin the kettle
but really i never met you
still you could get wet too
you soundin kind of ssspecial
i could tell you what you lacking
but its way to technical
an your bitch dont mind ariel
she stay down low
an if i caught crabs that was your bitch
you owe me some doe
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