Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-13-2012, 11:41 PM
#587
Originally posted by griffo2002uk
Alright...sorry man... but i just had to say something
You couldn't battle your way out of Double Egg McMuffin,
Im'a go "Sly" on ya, and beat you with your own words,
Draw the "First Blood" on ya, and kick this lame back to the burbs,
"Attack~this~rapper", matter of fact, nah, "twat~this~nipper"
If I had asked to hear lip I'd ask your bitch to flip my zipper,
I'll be the one at your Burial, found drowned strapped to a concrete slab,
I guess thats why they call you Ariel, you are never too far from "crabs"
You couldn't battle your way out of Double Egg McMuffin,
Im'a go "Sly" on ya, and beat you with your own words,
Draw the "First Blood" on ya, and kick this lame back to the burbs,
"Attack~this~rapper", matter of fact, nah, "twat~this~nipper"
If I had asked to hear lip I'd ask your bitch to flip my zipper,
I'll be the one at your Burial, found drowned strapped to a concrete slab,
I guess thats why they call you Ariel, you are never too far from "crabs"
You know your McDonalds well, do you visit often?,
I've already spit rhymes hard as nails, approach me with caution,
There's a reason there aint no famous UK rappers,
I'll finish with you and make your teeth extra British after,
Half these posters got their logic backwards,
12 year old chumps acting like internet wannabe gansters,
I spit bars hotter than concentrated tobasco,
I may be former staff, not one of the fags though,
This former mod just laid some words of god,
If this post didn't kill you, you'll do it yourself, Amanda Todd
10-19-2012, 10:23 PM
#588
Originally posted by RTS
You think you're cool cause you're bold?
but you're unaware you're about to get trolled
you can neg me all you want
but all you can do is sit and taunt
you're always on here like it's a late hour shift
owait m8 do u even lift??
yolo yolo yolo swag swag swag swag swag swag swag fuk it #yolo
but you're unaware you're about to get trolled
you can neg me all you want
but all you can do is sit and taunt
you're always on here like it's a late hour shift
owait m8 do u even lift??
yolo yolo yolo swag swag swag swag swag swag swag fuk it #yolo
Check the URL bro, this isn't bb misc,
Like your home alone nights I'll finish this battle quick,
You almost got infracted for boosting rep stars,
You say you lift but you can't even raise my rap bars,
Late hour shift? Nigga this is where you live,
You won't be talkin smack after my fist has kissed your lip,
I'll was gonna let this post slide, but don't get it twisted,
Leave a neg so instant, the whole rep system needs to be shifted,
I don't even need material to spit some ammunition,
All I need to finish you, is a brain and your definition.
I say it every post, but these newfags never listen,
Don't quote before I roast you like some Kentucky Fried Chicken
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10-19-2012, 11:07 PM
#589
Daddy
[move][hide]:fa:[/hi
Originally posted by Ninja
Check the URL bro, this isn't bb misc,
Like your home alone nights I'll finish this battle quick,
You almost got infracted for boosting rep stars,
You say you lift but you can't even raise my rap bars,
Late hour shift? Nigga this is where you live,
You won't be talkin smack after my fist has kissed your lip,
I'll was gonna let this post slide, but don't get it twisted,
Leave a neg so instant, the whole rep system needs to be shifted,
I don't even need material to spit some ammunition,
All I need to finish you, is a brain and your definition.
I say it every post, but these newfags never listen,
Don't quote before I roast you like some Kentucky Fried Chicken
Like your home alone nights I'll finish this battle quick,
You almost got infracted for boosting rep stars,
You say you lift but you can't even raise my rap bars,
Late hour shift? Nigga this is where you live,
You won't be talkin smack after my fist has kissed your lip,
I'll was gonna let this post slide, but don't get it twisted,
Leave a neg so instant, the whole rep system needs to be shifted,
I don't even need material to spit some ammunition,
All I need to finish you, is a brain and your definition.
I say it every post, but these newfags never listen,
Don't quote before I roast you like some Kentucky Fried Chicken
KFC ? Yea Im Black. Erm Do You Have Any?
Running Round Shootin Shit Like Officer Tenpenny
Thats A Dime! Im Callin You Out Like Attendance
They Call You Ninja Turtle But You Arent Down To Kick It
Clown Is What You Do! Apparently What You Are
On Youtube 8k 200k Views Son Im A Star!
Pick It Up And Flick It, Like An Old Booger
OOOH ! You Just Got Burned Like Freddy Kruger
10-19-2012, 11:52 PM
#590
kissysissy
Can’t trickshot me!
Originally posted by ohBeestly
KFC ? Yea Im Black. Erm Do You Have Any?
Running Round Shootin Shit Like Officer Tenpenny
Thats A Dime! Im Callin You Out Like Attendance
They Call You Ninja Turtle But You Arent Down To Kick It
Clown Is What You Do! Apparently What You Are
On Youtube 8k 200k Views Son Im A Star!
Pick It Up And Flick It, Like An Old Booger
OOOH ! You Just Got Burned Like Freddy Kruger
Running Round Shootin Shit Like Officer Tenpenny
Thats A Dime! Im Callin You Out Like Attendance
They Call You Ninja Turtle But You Arent Down To Kick It
Clown Is What You Do! Apparently What You Are
On Youtube 8k 200k Views Son Im A Star!
Pick It Up And Flick It, Like An Old Booger
OOOH ! You Just Got Burned Like Freddy Kruger
you suck bitch like a gay dude sucking dick stfu hoe sit back and watch me get this doe or get fucked up yep im owning ur shit like me but i dont stink ill take ur girl in a blink of an eye im best think not take my test you say you a beest but i can gobble u up like a feast like a real mother fucking beast i come from the east stayed high with weed trees now bow down i got the crown yall like clowns with them frowns f w the rap god the underworld is a fraud like bob how i know cause i demolished it like i demolished girls sh-.it see what i did there <
10-20-2012, 12:11 AM
#591
ComoSexual
Old Mutant Fat Turtles
10-20-2012, 12:13 AM
#592
Daddy
[move][hide]:fa:[/hi
Originally posted by kissysissy
you suck bitch like a gay dude sucking dick stfu hoe sit back and watch me get this doe or get fucked up yep im owning ur shit like me but i dont stink ill take ur girl in a blink of an eye im best think not take my test you say you a beest but i can gobble u up like a feast like a real mother fucking beast i come from the east stayed high with weed trees now bow down i got the crown yall like clowns with them frowns f w the rap god the underworld is a fraud like bob how i know cause i demolished it like i demolished girls sh-.it see what i did there <
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10-20-2012, 03:23 PM
#595
CLM
[b]They say sorry Mr. West is..[/b]
Lights, cameras, action
Gobama 2012 for this election
Add xXlovolXx for a CL
Magazine and condom size I'm double XL
Don't begin interrupting me like your name was Mitt
I'm 47% done with this rap, you're on the dole like a Brit
My stories give the people lots of inspirin'
Your tall tales trick the masses.. Paul Ryan
I can keep this political agenda going but I don't have time to sit
I left you burned... like an overused oven Mitt.
Gobama 2012 for this election
Add xXlovolXx for a CL
Magazine and condom size I'm double XL
Don't begin interrupting me like your name was Mitt
I'm 47% done with this rap, you're on the dole like a Brit
My stories give the people lots of inspirin'
Your tall tales trick the masses.. Paul Ryan
I can keep this political agenda going but I don't have time to sit
I left you burned... like an overused oven Mitt.
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