Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-21-2012, 09:56 PM
#597
Originally posted by ohBeestly
KFC ? Yea Im Black. Erm Do You Have Any?
Running Round Shootin Shit Like Officer Tenpenny
Thats A Dime! Im Callin You Out Like Attendance
They Call You Ninja Turtle But You Arent Down To Kick It
Clown Is What You Do! Apparently What You Are
On Youtube 8k 200k Views Son Im A Star!
Pick It Up And Flick It, Like An Old Booger
OOOH ! You Just Got Burned Like Freddy Kruger
Running Round Shootin Shit Like Officer Tenpenny
Thats A Dime! Im Callin You Out Like Attendance
They Call You Ninja Turtle But You Arent Down To Kick It
Clown Is What You Do! Apparently What You Are
On Youtube 8k 200k Views Son Im A Star!
Pick It Up And Flick It, Like An Old Booger
OOOH ! You Just Got Burned Like Freddy Kruger
what is dis I dont even,
Nigga thinks he can stomp everyone that I believe in,
You're like that Lil' Wayne CD the shelf,
Nobody wants you because all talk about is yourself,
Calling me out like attendance? Bitch I skipped class,
You're flows a Prius compared to my Lambo on the race track,
Why do you have to capitalize every first letter?,
You think that typing like a swag fag makes you any clever?,
Thought I wouldn't quote back? Never say never,
Come back with every single Ninja Turtle ever plus Shredder,
Quote with something and I'll set it off ablaze,
Because I love rapping, like a grandma at the holidays.
terrible. :fa:
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10-21-2012, 10:10 PM
#598
Daddy
[move][hide]:fa:[/hi
Originally posted by Ninja
what is dis I dont even,
Nigga thinks he can stomp everyone that I believe in,
You're like that Lil' Wayne CD the shelf,
Nobody wants you because all talk about is yourself,
Calling me out like attendance? Bitch I skipped class,
You're flows a Prius compared to my Lambo on the race track,
Why do you have to capitalize every first letter?,
You think that typing like a swag fag makes you any clever?,
Thought I wouldn't quote back? Never say never,
Come back with every single Ninja Turtle ever plus Shredder,
Quote with something and I'll set it off ablaze,
Because I love rapping, like a grandma at the holidays.
terrible. :fa:
Nigga thinks he can stomp everyone that I believe in,
You're like that Lil' Wayne CD the shelf,
Nobody wants you because all talk about is yourself,
Calling me out like attendance? Bitch I skipped class,
You're flows a Prius compared to my Lambo on the race track,
Why do you have to capitalize every first letter?,
You think that typing like a swag fag makes you any clever?,
Thought I wouldn't quote back? Never say never,
Come back with every single Ninja Turtle ever plus Shredder,
Quote with something and I'll set it off ablaze,
Because I love rapping, like a grandma at the holidays.
terrible. :fa:
Well You Tried, You Get An A For Effort
Your Rhyme Scheme Isn't Good.
I'm The Type That Kill Your Little Sister And Fuck Her Deep In The Woods
-
This Nigga Here Is Sinister,
Fuck That's An Understatement
Curb Stomp A Fat Bitch So Her Blood Runs Down The Pavement
-
But Then The Shit Gets To Your House
You Drown In The Grease-Blood
While Im Chillin Wit Ya Bitch, Smokin Weed Wit My Feet Up
-
Don't Call Out An Animal
Would You Ever Race Lightning?
I'm The Dude That Whipped A Ninja's Ass Without Fighting :carling:
10-22-2012, 12:41 AM
#599
Evo_SI
Keeper
Originally posted by ohBeestly
Well You Tried, You Get An A For Effort
Your Rhyme Scheme Isn't Good.
I'm The Type That Kill Your Little Sister And Fuck Her Deep In The Woods
-
This Nigga Here Is Sinister,
Fuck That's An Understatement
Curb Stomp A Fat Bitch So Her Blood Runs Down The Pavement
-
But Then The Shit Gets To Your House
You Drown In The Grease-Blood
While Im Chillin Wit Ya Bitch, Smokin Weed Wit My Feet Up
-
Don't Call Out An Animal
Would You Ever Race Lightning?
I'm The Dude That Whipped A Ninja's Ass Without Fighting :carling:
Your Rhyme Scheme Isn't Good.
I'm The Type That Kill Your Little Sister And Fuck Her Deep In The Woods
-
This Nigga Here Is Sinister,
Fuck That's An Understatement
Curb Stomp A Fat Bitch So Her Blood Runs Down The Pavement
-
But Then The Shit Gets To Your House
You Drown In The Grease-Blood
While Im Chillin Wit Ya Bitch, Smokin Weed Wit My Feet Up
-
Don't Call Out An Animal
Would You Ever Race Lightning?
I'm The Dude That Whipped A Ninja's Ass Without Fighting :carling:
Yo rhymes is weak/ You sound like a creep/ Ill lay you six feet
Before you claim to be an arab & grab the heat
Talk is cheap/ Reason why i left you deep covered with concrete under streets,
Sweep the streets of yo name/ You grew up/ And rose up a choke up/ Try'na get mo bucks/ You suck/ And sadly looked like a duck, Shmuck.
10-31-2012, 03:34 AM
#600
YouAppreciateMe
I Be That Pretty Mother****er
Originally posted by Ninja
what is dis I dont even,
Nigga thinks he can stomp everyone that I believe in,
You're like that Lil' Wayne CD the shelf,
Nobody wants you because all talk about is yourself,
Calling me out like attendance? Bitch I skipped class,
You're flows a Prius compared to my Lambo on the race track,
Why do you have to capitalize every first letter?,
You think that typing like a swag fag makes you any clever?,
Thought I wouldn't quote back? Never say never,
Come back with every single Ninja Turtle ever plus Shredder,
Quote with something and I'll set it off ablaze,
Because I love rapping, like a grandma at the holidays.
terrible. :fa:
Nigga thinks he can stomp everyone that I believe in,
You're like that Lil' Wayne CD the shelf,
Nobody wants you because all talk about is yourself,
Calling me out like attendance? Bitch I skipped class,
You're flows a Prius compared to my Lambo on the race track,
Why do you have to capitalize every first letter?,
You think that typing like a swag fag makes you any clever?,
Thought I wouldn't quote back? Never say never,
Come back with every single Ninja Turtle ever plus Shredder,
Quote with something and I'll set it off ablaze,
Because I love rapping, like a grandma at the holidays.
terrible. :fa:
Ninja I didn't know you was so good with rapping <
10-31-2012, 06:04 AM
#601
Astruhh
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
now every body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands up and follow me
now every body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands up
look, look
now as he stands tough notice that this man did not have his hands up
the free worlds got you gassed up now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
1,2,3 to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4, 4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1, hes pac, ur pac, no pac, none.
this guy aint no mother fuckin mc, i know every thing he's gotta say against me! i am white i am a fuckin bum, i do live in a trailer with my mum,
my boy future is an uncle tom
i do got a dumb friend named chedder bob who shoots him self in his leg with his own gun,
and i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps,
and wink did fuck my girl, but im still standing hear screaming fuck the free world
don't ever try and judge me dude! you dont know what the fuck ive been through,
but i know some thing about you, you went to crambrook thats a private school
whats amatta dog you embaraced this guys a gangsta his real names clerance
and clerance lives at home with both parents
and clerance's parents have a real good marrage.
this guy dont wonna battle hes shook! their's no such things as half way crooks
hes scared to death scared to look at his fuckin year book fuck crambrook!
fuck a beat i go acapella,
fuck poppa dot,
fuck a clock,
fuck a trailler,
fuck evaryone,
Fuck all if you doubt me
im a piece of fuckin white trash i say it proudly
fuck this battle i dont wanna win im outy, here tell these people something they dont know about me.
10-31-2012, 06:42 AM
#602
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by Tecrz
now every body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands up and follow me
now every body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands up
look, look
now as he stands tough notice that this man did not have his hands up
the free worlds got you gassed up now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
1,2,3 to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4, 4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1, hes pac, ur pac, no pac, none.
this guy aint no mother fuckin mc, i know every thing he's gotta say against me! i am white i am a fuckin bum, i do live in a trailer with my mum,
my boy future is an uncle tom
i do got a dumb friend named chedder bob who shoots him self in his leg with his own gun,
and i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps,
and wink did fuck my girl, but im still standing hear screaming fuck the free world
don't ever try and judge me dude! you dont know what the fuck ive been through,
but i know some thing about you, you went to crambrook thats a private school
whats amatta dog you embaraced this guys a gangsta his real names clerance
and clerance lives at home with both parents
and clerance's parents have a real good marrage.
this guy dont wonna battle hes shook! their's no such things as half way crooks
hes scared to death scared to look at his fuckin year book fuck crambrook!
fuck a beat i go acapella,
fuck poppa dot,
fuck a clock,
fuck a trailler,
fuck evaryone,
Fuck all if you doubt me
im a piece of fuckin white trash i say it proudly
fuck this battle i dont wanna win im outy, here tell these people something they dont know about me.
now every body from the 313 put ya mother fuckin hands up
look, look
now as he stands tough notice that this man did not have his hands up
the free worlds got you gassed up now who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
1,2,3 to the 4
1pac, 2pac, 3pac, 4, 4pac, 3pac, 2pac, 1, hes pac, ur pac, no pac, none.
this guy aint no mother fuckin mc, i know every thing he's gotta say against me! i am white i am a fuckin bum, i do live in a trailer with my mum,
my boy future is an uncle tom
i do got a dumb friend named chedder bob who shoots him self in his leg with his own gun,
and i did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps,
and wink did fuck my girl, but im still standing hear screaming fuck the free world
don't ever try and judge me dude! you dont know what the fuck ive been through,
but i know some thing about you, you went to crambrook thats a private school
whats amatta dog you embaraced this guys a gangsta his real names clerance
and clerance lives at home with both parents
and clerance's parents have a real good marrage.
this guy dont wonna battle hes shook! their's no such things as half way crooks
hes scared to death scared to look at his fuckin year book fuck crambrook!
fuck a beat i go acapella,
fuck poppa dot,
fuck a clock,
fuck a trailler,
fuck evaryone,
Fuck all if you doubt me
im a piece of fuckin white trash i say it proudly
fuck this battle i dont wanna win im outy, here tell these people something they dont know about me.
calm down eminem.
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