Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
Options
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
The following 44 users say thank you to Blackstorm for this useful post:
-Daemon-, -Xcuz-, +Monsterr, aerosoul94, Ali, AyeeLG, BAMF, BeastyGunner96, Callum., YouAppreciateMe, Chill, Classy., Devil Child, DinoFreak, FourzerotwoFAILS, FoxkaZ, FutureOps, Gommy, Hayden, ImTrippinHoes, INoobHero, itsSorrow, IzBoogz, Justin, User23434, monkystyle, NeedaLifeSoon, Ninja, John, Obris, Omshivam, Cmd-X, RaspberryIce, redbullmasta, Shepleklet, Sir Rae, Steel Gaming, tenthlobbymw2, TheFallen, ThereThatGuy, xMrCrazyHDx
11-12-2012, 06:31 PM
#605
REZNET \|/
The Land Of The Lost.....
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
Dropping on this thread like a man without a head yea he should be dead with the shit i said matter fact take this bread and break it up cause Im a sick pup have you seen mick luck? Matter fact take this shit and fix it up so I writing this to you matter fact scratch that to the whole of ngu hear me in a room with broom eating my shroom cause Im a crazy rhymer now check i freestyle for a while now im taking your bitch down on speed dial so Im bout to end this down cause I know I have the crown of this shit now.
PEACE!
11-13-2012, 05:41 AM
#606
Josiah Valo
Keeper
Originally posted by Reznet
Dropping on this thread like a man without a head yea he should be dead with the shit i said matter fact take this bread and break it up cause Im a sick pup have you seen mick luck? Matter fact take this shit and fix it up so I writing this to you matter fact scratch that to the whole of ngu hear me in a room with broom eating my shroom cause Im a crazy rhymer now check i freestyle for a while now im taking your bitch down on speed dial so Im bout to end this down cause I know I have the crown of this shit now.
PEACE!
PEACE!
If at first you don't succeed then kindly step aside
your rhymes are dimes I find aside your favorite welfare line
now why don't you just stay in the car while I take this stage and I rock so hard
I put KISS to shame set ignition flame on game on shame on you fool just another Jew tool short like honey boo boo gonna cash checks to feed her redneck baby maybe just maybe we can go crazy live a little longer dont show me no daisies sugar bet lazy with a cayenne top
bikini bottom bitch you better get yo shit up were talking thighs to the sky hold em down hold em high just throw your hair back and let the pussyhair fly black magic hatchet and if I sound spastic im just gettin warmed up this gonna get drastic now
11-13-2012, 07:50 AM
#607
sharpy
.Jack Johnson.
Originally posted by Josiah
If at first you don't succeed then kindly step aside
your rhymes are dimes I find aside your favorite welfare line
now why don't you just stay in the car while I take this stage and I rock so hard
I put KISS to shame set ignition flame on game on shame on you fool just another Jew tool short like honey boo boo gonna cash checks to feed her redneck baby maybe just maybe we can go crazy live a little longer dont show me no daisies sugar bet lazy with a cayenne top
bikini bottom bitch you better get yo shit up were talking thighs to the sky hold em down hold em high just throw your hair back and let the pussyhair fly black magic hatchet and if I sound spastic im just gettin warmed up this gonna get drastic now
your rhymes are dimes I find aside your favorite welfare line
now why don't you just stay in the car while I take this stage and I rock so hard
I put KISS to shame set ignition flame on game on shame on you fool just another Jew tool short like honey boo boo gonna cash checks to feed her redneck baby maybe just maybe we can go crazy live a little longer dont show me no daisies sugar bet lazy with a cayenne top
bikini bottom bitch you better get yo shit up were talking thighs to the sky hold em down hold em high just throw your hair back and let the pussyhair fly black magic hatchet and if I sound spastic im just gettin warmed up this gonna get drastic now
Ooo look at you, the bad ass rapper, sittin on the computer thinkin you all dapper,
I see you mention pussy in your rhyme, but with a name like Valo, you probably playing halo all the time
You aint got time for pussy and neither do i, when i have dreams i wanna succeed, make the dime.
yea im the conscientiousness rapper, i hate that term, now ima sling you of my hook, damn you smell like r kelly piss.
12-20-2012, 09:10 PM
#610
Someone come at me, all y'all lines are tacky,
Jump into the backseat because this rides bout to get nasty,
Keep it clean like ghandi, lift your bars like athletes,
Spitting out rhymes so fast you'd think this was a track meet,
You know you can't win but try your best,
Golden bright punchlines you'd think I was blessed,
Now y'all can quote about your lifestory but I would skip it,
Because you can't blow up yourself more than a balloon with a hole in it.
Just something to start it of.
come at me
srs quotes pls
unless you wanna get negged.
Jump into the backseat because this rides bout to get nasty,
Keep it clean like ghandi, lift your bars like athletes,
Spitting out rhymes so fast you'd think this was a track meet,
You know you can't win but try your best,
Golden bright punchlines you'd think I was blessed,
Now y'all can quote about your lifestory but I would skip it,
Because you can't blow up yourself more than a balloon with a hole in it.
Just something to start it of.
come at me
srs quotes pls
unless you wanna get negged.
12-20-2012, 09:12 PM
#611
anon1204
I am error
Originally posted by ZzXOoNINJAoOXzZ
Someone come at me, all y'all lines are tacky,
Jump into the backseat because this rides bout to get nasty,
Keep it clean like ghandi, lift your bars like athletes,
Spitting out rhymes so fast you'd think this was a track meet,
You know you can't win but try your best,
Golden bright punchlines you'd think I was blessed,
Now y'all can quote about your lifestory but I would skip it,
Because you can't blow up yourself more than a balloon with a hole in it.
srs quotes pls
Jump into the backseat because this rides bout to get nasty,
Keep it clean like ghandi, lift your bars like athletes,
Spitting out rhymes so fast you'd think this was a track meet,
You know you can't win but try your best,
Golden bright punchlines you'd think I was blessed,
Now y'all can quote about your lifestory but I would skip it,
Because you can't blow up yourself more than a balloon with a hole in it.
srs quotes pls
your momma so old, she a dinosaur
12-20-2012, 09:14 PM
#612
AssClapper-130
Gym leader
12-20-2012, 09:15 PM
#613
anon1204
I am error
Originally posted by 130
I Open my Lambo , your girls sucka my penis mothe fucka im here le sacama la 40 lo dejamo brincando como chopa de rio my name is chupa hulalo
este mundo dont get sour yo gurl call me her lover
este mundo dont get sour yo gurl call me her lover
como estas? ima ride over yo ass with a gold combat knife, i cut you faster than 20000 emo's makin a quad feed knife attack to their own wrists
Copyright © 2026, NextGenUpdate.
All Rights Reserved.
