Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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12-21-2012, 12:51 AM
#617
Oklahomo
Banned
Originally posted by Moneybag
When I walk through the streets I shake like big fat peeps. I smell so bad I deserve lead in my head. When I go to work out all them hoes hide under my flap because they know if they don't they gonna be dead. Word
You deserve lead in the head
An you sit in your momma's bed
Keeping it slept
Feeling to get a shift
Making it cool, do you lift?
About to get trolled while you are about left (left)
Making the troll a hear-over
While being a big ******
Getting it with a hot ******
While lifting without a cig(cigarette)
Getting shit like a ghette
While being a big big betty
12-21-2012, 02:31 AM
#618
Moneybag
Little One
Now I ain't sayin you good, you GREAT. But, there a couple things I can do to make you shake. Smash you head against a wall like a dog. Make you shake like a midget on cocaine.
Word
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Now I ain't sayin you good, you GREAT. But, there a couple things I can do to make you shake. Smash you head against a wall like a dog. Make you shake like a midget on cocaine.
Word
Word
---------- Post added at 08:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:30 PM ----------
Originally posted by TwiNyoU
You deserve lead in the head
An you sit in your momma's bed
Keeping it slept
Feeling to get a shift
Making it cool, do you lift?
About to get trolled while you are about left (left)
Making the troll a hear-over
While being a big ******
Getting it with a hot ******
While lifting without a cig(cigarette)
Getting shit like a ghette
While being a big big betty
An you sit in your momma's bed
Keeping it slept
Feeling to get a shift
Making it cool, do you lift?
About to get trolled while you are about left (left)
Making the troll a hear-over
While being a big ******
Getting it with a hot ******
While lifting without a cig(cigarette)
Getting shit like a ghette
While being a big big betty
Now I ain't sayin you good, you GREAT. But, there a couple things I can do to make you shake. Smash you head against a wall like a dog. Make you shake like a midget on cocaine.
Word
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12-21-2012, 05:03 AM
#619
Originally posted by Moneybag
Now I ain't sayin you good, you GREAT. But, there a couple things I can do to make you shake. Smash you head against a wall like a dog. Make you shake like a midget on cocaine.
Word
---------- Post added at 08:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:30 PM ----------
Now I ain't sayin you good, you GREAT. But, there a couple things I can do to make you shake. Smash you head against a wall like a dog. Make you shake like a midget on cocaine.
Word
Word
---------- Post added at 08:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:30 PM ----------
Now I ain't sayin you good, you GREAT. But, there a couple things I can do to make you shake. Smash you head against a wall like a dog. Make you shake like a midget on cocaine.
Word
Your raps so bad its got me feeling sorry,
So weak and watered down, my ears have gotten soggy,
Saying 'word' after raps like it was the eighties,
Repeating your lines like you were Calling Me Maybe,
I've owned this thread but I didn't create it,
Got you in my webs and now theres no way to escape it,
You're not someone I have a problem with,
But do you want your rep to be green, or the opposite?,
Eating all you niggas like I'm fucking obese,
Get ready for me now because I'm ready to eat, bitch.
12-21-2012, 06:56 AM
#620
Moneybag
Little One
If you think you're good at rappin, you must be mistaken
For I know who you are, a piece of shit lard
It took you long enough to write those lines, even though you a ninja and can fly
Whenever I look at you i sigh, for i don't know how you were born and stared into, by your mom's eyes
It makes me sad to do this, but im gonna have to minus your rep cause it crucial
But when the day ends i know, your a stupid motha fuker out on the curb
So i leave u with this, Success is not forever and forevers a bitch.
If this offends u it shouldn't. <3
I'm white and suck at rapin
For I know who you are, a piece of shit lard
It took you long enough to write those lines, even though you a ninja and can fly
Whenever I look at you i sigh, for i don't know how you were born and stared into, by your mom's eyes
It makes me sad to do this, but im gonna have to minus your rep cause it crucial
But when the day ends i know, your a stupid motha fuker out on the curb
So i leave u with this, Success is not forever and forevers a bitch.
If this offends u it shouldn't. <3
I'm white and suck at rapin
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12-21-2012, 07:30 PM
#621
L2K_Beast
Haxor!
LISTEN.
Give up you dickheads, what you been smoking?
I'll cut up, I ain't even joking,
Your all chatting shit, coz' you've been smoking,
I knew where you lived, and I fucked your mums after I broke in,
That's why nuff' man were provoking.
Coz' i'll punch up your nose, rip out your tongue,
Draw for my shank and puncture your lungs,
I'll fuck you up and leave you swung,
N' now i'm off coz' your girl just rung,
SHUUUUUUUT your mouth coz it smells like cum.
Like, go on then, go on then. Draw for the 9.
Look at you with your PussyCat Doll shrine,
My bars will eat you coz' i'm devine,
Your jus' fat and look like a swine,
Can't sloo me coz' i'll leave you crying.
Give up you dickheads, what you been smoking?
I'll cut up, I ain't even joking,
Your all chatting shit, coz' you've been smoking,
I knew where you lived, and I fucked your mums after I broke in,
That's why nuff' man were provoking.
Coz' i'll punch up your nose, rip out your tongue,
Draw for my shank and puncture your lungs,
I'll fuck you up and leave you swung,
N' now i'm off coz' your girl just rung,
SHUUUUUUUT your mouth coz it smells like cum.
Like, go on then, go on then. Draw for the 9.
Look at you with your PussyCat Doll shrine,
My bars will eat you coz' i'm devine,
Your jus' fat and look like a swine,
Can't sloo me coz' i'll leave you crying.
12-21-2012, 07:32 PM
#622
Originally posted by Moneybag
If you think you're good at rappin, you must be mistaken
For I know who you are, a piece of shit lard
It took you long enough to write those lines, even though you a ninja and can fly
Whenever I look at you i sigh, for i don't know how you were born and stared into, by your mom's eyes
It makes me sad to do this, but im gonna have to minus your rep cause it crucial
But when the day ends i know, your a stupid motha fuker out on the curb
So i leave u with this, Success is not forever and forevers a bitch.
If this offends u it shouldn't. <3
I'm white and suck at rapin
For I know who you are, a piece of shit lard
It took you long enough to write those lines, even though you a ninja and can fly
Whenever I look at you i sigh, for i don't know how you were born and stared into, by your mom's eyes
It makes me sad to do this, but im gonna have to minus your rep cause it crucial
But when the day ends i know, your a stupid motha fuker out on the curb
So i leave u with this, Success is not forever and forevers a bitch.
If this offends u it shouldn't. <3
I'm white and suck at rapin
Not worth my time to respond to. None of it rhymed, none of it made sense. Stick to wrapping presents whiteboy. You must login or register to view this content.
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