Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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12-21-2012, 08:09 PM
#624
Originally posted by 420
Anybody want some? I'm feeling frisky
A little tipsy, battling me is risky, like
stealing whisky..?
A little tipsy, battling me is risky, like
stealing whisky..?
Stealing whisky? For you that's just a standard,
I'll take your raps wring it out and shove it in the drier,
You got a little stick caught up your ass,
Had any sense you shouldve thought in advanced,
I've ruled this thread but youve already gotten your chance,
Already got you now cus you're caught in my trance,
So I heard you left and got a life by now I'd thought you'd have a wife,
Guess it never worked for you now since you lurkin this place like poltergeists,
Truth is man I'm really just tired of it,
bumping this thread every week then lose desire for it,
Troll posts every page and there's no stopping it,
Thread dying down the drain and I just keep cloggin it,
Posting in this shit since page 25 and just lost 4,
Beat even the thread creator himself, Blackstorm,
It's hard for you to rap but already fit the description,
They say I'm a natural but it's really more like an addiction,
Now its time for an eviction cus I've already made a prediction,
Letting you live now so listen before I change my decision.
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12-21-2012, 08:22 PM
#625
Moneybag
Little One
Originally posted by Ninja
Hey ninja why the sad face? Did you realize you were no match for my invasive hate.
I'll cut you up, fuck you up and mess you up
God doesn't like you, i know, because you some ginger with no soul
So at night i hope you cry, cause your no better than PSY.
So I hope you learned this. That success in not forever and your a piece a shit.
Word
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12-21-2012, 09:15 PM
#626
Jakes625
Guest
Originally posted by Moneybag
Hey ninja why the sad face? Did you realize you were no match for my invasive hate.
I'll cut you up, fuck you up and mess you up
God doesn't like you, i know, because you some ginger with no soul
So at night i hope you cry, cause your no better than PSY.
So I hope you learned this. That success in not forever and your a piece a shit.
Word
I'll cut you up, fuck you up and mess you up
God doesn't like you, i know, because you some ginger with no soul
So at night i hope you cry, cause your no better than PSY.
So I hope you learned this. That success in not forever and your a piece a shit.
Word
Hey don't make fun of my friend Ninja, his rhymes are ill
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
12-21-2012, 09:58 PM
#627
Moneybag
Little One
Originally posted by xSHYTSALEx
Hey don't make fun of my friend Ninja, his rhymes are ill
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
yo
your too wack to compete
your damn lyrics aint even complete
my rap game is neat
so go ahead and take a seat
watch my show
y'all gonna feel me when i feel da flow
dont make my minds blow
im here to bring hip-hop
bigger than fat joe
your spits are so slow
that make me say whoa
your not in my league, your way too below
your career is 100% trash
my raps are probably quicker than the runnin of steve nash
do i make my self clear?
dont make me get too high for you, queer
this is my year
some people hatin on me
cuz my raps include racism
and dont worry
this will be no more plagiarism
this is the end of all
go ahead sent this to yo friend
dont piss me off again or ill start a brawl
worse than the pacers and ron artest
i hope you dont get too stressed, god ill be blessed
Word
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12-22-2012, 12:39 AM
#628
oO-GKUSH-Oo
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by xSHYTSALEx
Hey don't make fun of my friend Ninja, his rhymes are ill
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
Yo, check it.
My homey Moneybag got money out da ass,
take his shyt, and you'll be bleedin out fast,
No joke, just ask what happen to dat niga sinbad.
ooohhhhhh hahahahaha..
12-22-2012, 03:41 AM
#629
Justin
Juzzy Dee Music
Originally posted by Moneybag
yo
your too wack to compete
your damn lyrics aint even complete
my rap game is neat
so go ahead and take a seat
watch my show
y'all gonna feel me when i feel da flow
dont make my minds blow
im here to bring hip-hop
bigger than fat joe
your spits are so slow
that make me say whoa
your not in my league, your way too below
your career is 100% trash
my raps are probably quicker than the runnin of steve nash
do i make my self clear?
dont make me get too high for you, queer
this is my year
some people hatin on me
cuz my raps include racism
and dont worry
this will be no more plagiarism
this is the end of all
go ahead sent this to yo friend
dont piss me off again or ill start a brawl
worse than the pacers and ron artest
i hope you dont get too stressed, god ill be blessed
Word
your too wack to compete
your damn lyrics aint even complete
my rap game is neat
so go ahead and take a seat
watch my show
y'all gonna feel me when i feel da flow
dont make my minds blow
im here to bring hip-hop
bigger than fat joe
your spits are so slow
that make me say whoa
your not in my league, your way too below
your career is 100% trash
my raps are probably quicker than the runnin of steve nash
do i make my self clear?
dont make me get too high for you, queer
this is my year
some people hatin on me
cuz my raps include racism
and dont worry
this will be no more plagiarism
this is the end of all
go ahead sent this to yo friend
dont piss me off again or ill start a brawl
worse than the pacers and ron artest
i hope you dont get too stressed, god ill be blessed
Word
His rhymes might be whack, but so are yours
Go learn how to rap or there's the door
I find these lyrics hilarious I'm laughing on the floor
Are you a weezy fan? Man that's piss poor
Your bars are too short and half of it doesn't even rhyme
When you wrote this I hope you weren't at your prime
Step your game up, give that ladder a climb
Good rappers these days are so hard to find
Don't take offense to this as it's just a bit of fun
I'm just playing with words and throwing around some puns
My lyrics are ammunition, my mouth's a gun.
I'm over and out, my freestyle is done.
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12-22-2012, 08:21 AM
#631
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
Stealing whisky? For you that's just a standard,
I'll take your raps wring it out and shove it in the drier,
You got a little stick caught up your ass,
Had any sense you shouldve thought in advanced,
I've ruled this thread but youve already gotten your chance,
Already got you now cus you're caught in my trance,
So I heard you left and got a life by now I'd thought you'd have a wife,
Guess it never worked for you now since you lurkin this place like poltergeists,
Truth is man I'm really just tired of it,
bumping this thread every week then lose desire for it,
Troll posts every page and there's no stopping it,
Thread dying down the drain and I just keep cloggin it,
Posting in this shit since page 25 and just lost 4,
Beat even the thread creator himself, Blackstorm,
It's hard for you to rap but already fit the description,
They say I'm a natural but it's really more like an addiction,
Now its time for an eviction cus I've already made a prediction,
Letting you live now so listen before I change my decision.
I'll take your raps wring it out and shove it in the drier,
You got a little stick caught up your ass,
Had any sense you shouldve thought in advanced,
I've ruled this thread but youve already gotten your chance,
Already got you now cus you're caught in my trance,
So I heard you left and got a life by now I'd thought you'd have a wife,
Guess it never worked for you now since you lurkin this place like poltergeists,
Truth is man I'm really just tired of it,
bumping this thread every week then lose desire for it,
Troll posts every page and there's no stopping it,
Thread dying down the drain and I just keep cloggin it,
Posting in this shit since page 25 and just lost 4,
Beat even the thread creator himself, Blackstorm,
It's hard for you to rap but already fit the description,
They say I'm a natural but it's really more like an addiction,
Now its time for an eviction cus I've already made a prediction,
Letting you live now so listen before I change my decision.
Thank you for the response, you're a brave one
I like your style, but get ready to become my slave son
I've been rocking this shit a couple posts after page one
Yup, I left but that was stage one
now I'm back and ready to attack, rage son
You rule this thread? Oh my that made me laugh
You're probably a long necked grenade, giraffe
That means you're ugly as fuck and horrid to look at
Go back to school, here, lemme hand you your book bag
I'm sorry if I made you look bad
Actually...
That happens quite naturally
I'm smiling at the thought of you coming after me
For you'll be facing unspeakable tragedies
Crack your skull, poke your eyes, and smash your knees
Have you squinting forever like your japanese
I think you should get on my level of rapping, please
Feel free to respond if you want more
Just know that I like to taunt whores
Meaning, you should keep your mom out of my sight
In fact, I made jokes about her last night
You know what? I'm sorry for bringing family in
Get back at me to let my true insanity begin
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