Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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12-22-2012, 08:26 AM
#632
Nubz
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by 420
Thank you for the response, you're a brave one
I like your style, but get ready to become my slave son
I've been rocking this shit a couple posts after page one
Yup, I left but that was stage one
now I'm back and ready to attack, rage son
You rule this thread? Oh my that made me laugh
You're probably a long necked grenade, giraffe
That means you're ugly as fuck and horrid to look at
Go back to school, here, lemme hand you your book bag
I'm sorry if I made you look bad
Actually...
That happens quite naturally
I'm smiling at the thought of you coming after me
For you'll be facing unspeakable tragedies
Crack your skull, poke your eyes, and smash your knees
Have you squinting forever like your japanese
I think you should get on my level of rapping, please
Feel free to respond if you want more
Just know that I like to taunt whores
Meaning, you should keep your mom out of my sight
In fact, I made jokes about her last night
You know what? I'm sorry for bringing family in
Get back at me to let my true insanity begin
I like your style, but get ready to become my slave son
I've been rocking this shit a couple posts after page one
Yup, I left but that was stage one
now I'm back and ready to attack, rage son
You rule this thread? Oh my that made me laugh
You're probably a long necked grenade, giraffe
That means you're ugly as fuck and horrid to look at
Go back to school, here, lemme hand you your book bag
I'm sorry if I made you look bad
Actually...
That happens quite naturally
I'm smiling at the thought of you coming after me
For you'll be facing unspeakable tragedies
Crack your skull, poke your eyes, and smash your knees
Have you squinting forever like your japanese
I think you should get on my level of rapping, please
Feel free to respond if you want more
Just know that I like to taunt whores
Meaning, you should keep your mom out of my sight
In fact, I made jokes about her last night
You know what? I'm sorry for bringing family in
Get back at me to let my true insanity begin
Finish him! :evil:
12-22-2012, 06:51 PM
#633
Originally posted by 420
Thank you for the response, you're a brave one
I like your style, but get ready to become my slave son
I've been rocking this shit a couple posts after page one
Yup, I left but that was stage one
now I'm back and ready to attack, rage son
You rule this thread? Oh my that made me laugh
You're probably a long necked grenade, giraffe
That means you're ugly as fuck and horrid to look at
Go back to school, here, lemme hand you your book bag
I'm sorry if I made you look bad
Actually...
That happens quite naturally
I'm smiling at the thought of you coming after me
For you'll be facing unspeakable tragedies
Crack your skull, poke your eyes, and smash your knees
Have you squinting forever like your japanese
I think you should get on my level of rapping, please
Feel free to respond if you want more
Just know that I like to taunt whores
Meaning, you should keep your mom out of my sight
In fact, I made jokes about her last night
You know what? I'm sorry for bringing family in
Get back at me to let my true insanity begin
I like your style, but get ready to become my slave son
I've been rocking this shit a couple posts after page one
Yup, I left but that was stage one
now I'm back and ready to attack, rage son
You rule this thread? Oh my that made me laugh
You're probably a long necked grenade, giraffe
That means you're ugly as fuck and horrid to look at
Go back to school, here, lemme hand you your book bag
I'm sorry if I made you look bad
Actually...
That happens quite naturally
I'm smiling at the thought of you coming after me
For you'll be facing unspeakable tragedies
Crack your skull, poke your eyes, and smash your knees
Have you squinting forever like your japanese
I think you should get on my level of rapping, please
Feel free to respond if you want more
Just know that I like to taunt whores
Meaning, you should keep your mom out of my sight
In fact, I made jokes about her last night
You know what? I'm sorry for bringing family in
Get back at me to let my true insanity begin
Dropping these new bars cus they're getting heavy,
Truth's gonna hurt but I'll be upsetting gently,
Rapping with a feeling I haven't felt in centuries,
No need to call the assembly, this shit's just elementary,
So many people called me out but now there isn't many,
I guess they saw what I've done to these babies, Vici Vidi Veni,
Call me Ceasar, going ham scratch that pepperoni,
I'm ugly?, you of all should be talking to Jenny,
People been telling me I have mastered my craft,
About to wreck it so hard they can't make a big enough cast,
I can go on but I've already said it 10 pages back,
Writing this late at night, you can call it a midnight snack,
There's no hiding where you got your fleshlight stashed,
Poke my eyes, I don't care, I dont need my eyesight back,
Just need anything to keep my sight from your ass,
Reading your raps either bro, they couldn't be more whack,
Find the definition of the worst rapper, you're that,
Really surprising because from what I heard, you're black?,
You wouldn't know how many battles this souls been in,
Knowing you can't blow yourself up more than a balloon with a whole in it,
It started as a rap but now you can sign it an album,
If you haven't pissed yourself let me get the baby talcum,
Give me an early christmas gift because I needed an opponent,
Tell the family that loved you I gave them my condolence.
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12-22-2012, 08:29 PM
#634
KobeTheCoder
Pokemon Trainer
12-22-2012, 08:40 PM
#635
toxicump45
Do a barrel roll!
Mc, and i spray, when i spray i spray with the ak
nine to five you aint got work rate
show me a couple of brothers that will merk me
whos best on nextgen take a survey
start with another bar, better than the bar that you said before,
in a clash im the best you aint nutting to match with my metaphor
yo, watch your noise i'm just here tryna cotch with joyce
but who the fuck is joyce i dont give a fuck i start shouting like i'm on a diet rick royce
like Mr A Lloyd, destructive bastard like asteroids
nine to five you aint got work rate
show me a couple of brothers that will merk me
whos best on nextgen take a survey
start with another bar, better than the bar that you said before,
in a clash im the best you aint nutting to match with my metaphor
yo, watch your noise i'm just here tryna cotch with joyce
but who the fuck is joyce i dont give a fuck i start shouting like i'm on a diet rick royce
like Mr A Lloyd, destructive bastard like asteroids
12-22-2012, 09:17 PM
#636
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
Dropping these new bars cus they're getting heavy,
Truth's gonna hurt but I'll be upsetting gently,
Rapping with a feeling I haven't felt in centuries,
No need to call the assembly, this shit's just elementary,
So many people called me out but now there isn't many,
I guess they saw what I've done to these babies, Vici Vidi Veni,
Call me Ceasar, going ham scratch that pepperoni,
I'm ugly?, you of all should be talking to Jenny,
People been telling me I have mastered my craft,
About to wreck it so hard they can't make a big enough cast,
I can go on but I've already said it 10 pages back,
Writing this late at night, you can call it a midnight snack,
There's no hiding where you got your fleshlight stashed,
Poke my eyes, I don't care, I dont need my eyesight back,
Just need anything to keep my sight from your ass,
Reading your raps either bro, they couldn't be more whack,
Find the definition of the worst rapper, you're that,
Really surprising because from what I heard, you're black?,
You wouldn't know how many battles this souls been in,
Knowing you can't blow yourself up more than a balloon with a whole in it,
It started as a rap but now you can sign it an album,
If you haven't pissed yourself let me get the baby talcum,
Give me an early christmas gift because I needed an opponent,
Tell the family that loved you I gave them my condolence.
Truth's gonna hurt but I'll be upsetting gently,
Rapping with a feeling I haven't felt in centuries,
No need to call the assembly, this shit's just elementary,
So many people called me out but now there isn't many,
I guess they saw what I've done to these babies, Vici Vidi Veni,
Call me Ceasar, going ham scratch that pepperoni,
I'm ugly?, you of all should be talking to Jenny,
People been telling me I have mastered my craft,
About to wreck it so hard they can't make a big enough cast,
I can go on but I've already said it 10 pages back,
Writing this late at night, you can call it a midnight snack,
There's no hiding where you got your fleshlight stashed,
Poke my eyes, I don't care, I dont need my eyesight back,
Just need anything to keep my sight from your ass,
Reading your raps either bro, they couldn't be more whack,
Find the definition of the worst rapper, you're that,
Really surprising because from what I heard, you're black?,
You wouldn't know how many battles this souls been in,
Knowing you can't blow yourself up more than a balloon with a whole in it,
It started as a rap but now you can sign it an album,
If you haven't pissed yourself let me get the baby talcum,
Give me an early christmas gift because I needed an opponent,
Tell the family that loved you I gave them my condolence.
So I see you've decided to respond, not really a wise choice
But hey, I hope you've had a nice life
When I grip this mic tight I put an end to your blight life
Or you're existence as a whole
Now your existence has a hole
But it's ok nobody will miss you
I didn't do it intentionally just to diss you
It's time to unleash a lyrical barrage
I know you're most likely broke but this is free of charge
What I say is so ill you're penis will enlarge
You mastered what craft? Probably craft cheese
The only thing you can sorta pull of is being a whack tease
And even that you aren't really good at
Trying to play thug with a blue hat a pink du rag
Yo your combination isn't working out
How? I don't know but please stop jerking now
To pictures of me working out
You're sad and pathetic
I'm dangerous like a sugar high to a diabetic
Call the medics, I said it and meant it
Leave your body demented, mind tormented
Similar to a state of shell shock
You're trapped, locked inside cell blocks
But you enjoy that shit because you like to smell cocks
I'm on top son you already fell off, no need to tell all
Now tell me, have you had enough?
If not, please proceed to reply so I can get mad rough <3
12-22-2012, 11:32 PM
#637
Originally posted by 420
So I see you've decided to respond, not really a wise choice
But hey, I hope you've had a nice life
When I grip this mic tight I put an end to your blight life
Or you're existence as a whole
Now your existence has a hole
But it's ok nobody will miss you
I didn't do it intentionally just to diss you
It's time to unleash a lyrical barrage
I know you're most likely broke but this is free of charge
What I say is so ill you're penis will enlarge
You mastered what craft? Probably craft cheese
The only thing you can sorta pull of is being a whack tease
And even that you aren't really good at
Trying to play thug with a blue hat a pink du rag
Yo your combination isn't working out
How? I don't know but please stop jerking now
To pictures of me working out
You're sad and pathetic
I'm dangerous like a sugar high to a diabetic
Call the medics, I said it and meant it
Leave your body demented, mind tormented
Similar to a state of shell shock
You're trapped, locked inside cell blocks
But you enjoy that shit because you like to smell cocks
I'm on top son you already fell off, no need to tell all
Now tell me, have you had enough?
If not, please proceed to reply so I can get mad rough <3
But hey, I hope you've had a nice life
When I grip this mic tight I put an end to your blight life
Or you're existence as a whole
Now your existence has a hole
But it's ok nobody will miss you
I didn't do it intentionally just to diss you
It's time to unleash a lyrical barrage
I know you're most likely broke but this is free of charge
What I say is so ill you're penis will enlarge
You mastered what craft? Probably craft cheese
The only thing you can sorta pull of is being a whack tease
And even that you aren't really good at
Trying to play thug with a blue hat a pink du rag
Yo your combination isn't working out
How? I don't know but please stop jerking now
To pictures of me working out
You're sad and pathetic
I'm dangerous like a sugar high to a diabetic
Call the medics, I said it and meant it
Leave your body demented, mind tormented
Similar to a state of shell shock
You're trapped, locked inside cell blocks
But you enjoy that shit because you like to smell cocks
I'm on top son you already fell off, no need to tell all
Now tell me, have you had enough?
If not, please proceed to reply so I can get mad rough <3
Disrupting space and time, its about to be a paradox,
Worst moment in your life like jerking with your last pair of socks,
I'll kill your family too and make you suffer, watch,
Keep you tied up until I teach how to step it up a notch,
Knocking on my image but you probably have 4/20 aesthetics,
You can explain it all you want but it wasn't from your genetics,
But wait, you probably don't know your parents,
Misguided and maybe that's just why you're careless,
It's Ok there's no need to be embarrassed,
You never had a chance to start with to be in fairness,
Not really sure but it seems you're actin' cocky,
Asking to be verified like this shit was a challenge lobby,
I need to bend these bars and make a cage to lock you in,
Throw you in the ocean just to see you drownin in the shallow end,
It's not hard to tell you're losing your confidence,
If I going any harder you'll end up losing your conscientiousness,
Not sure if retarded or you're just truly demented,
Think I'm getting served well what you're selling's defective,
If you can't feel the pain yet just wait till it sets in,
Now go ahead and show me some raps I can be impressed with.
trying not to say the same shit I've been saying since page 20 :fa:
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12-23-2012, 03:26 AM
#638
Justin
Juzzy Dee Music
Originally posted by 420
So I see you've decided to respond, not really a wise choice
But hey, I hope you've had a nice life
When I grip this mic tight I put an end to your blight life
Or you're existence as a whole
Now your existence has a hole
But it's ok nobody will miss you
I didn't do it intentionally just to diss you
It's time to unleash a lyrical barrage
I know you're most likely broke but this is free of charge
What I say is so ill you're penis will enlarge
You mastered what craft? Probably craft cheese
The only thing you can sorta pull of is being a whack tease
And even that you aren't really good at
Trying to play thug with a blue hat a pink du rag
Yo your combination isn't working out
How? I don't know but please stop jerking now
To pictures of me working out
You're sad and pathetic
I'm dangerous like a sugar high to a diabetic
Call the medics, I said it and meant it
Leave your body demented, mind tormented
Similar to a state of shell shock
You're trapped, locked inside cell blocks
But you enjoy that shit because you like to smell cocks
I'm on top son you already fell off, no need to tell all
Now tell me, have you had enough?
If not, please proceed to reply so I can get mad rough <3
But hey, I hope you've had a nice life
When I grip this mic tight I put an end to your blight life
Or you're existence as a whole
Now your existence has a hole
But it's ok nobody will miss you
I didn't do it intentionally just to diss you
It's time to unleash a lyrical barrage
I know you're most likely broke but this is free of charge
What I say is so ill you're penis will enlarge
You mastered what craft? Probably craft cheese
The only thing you can sorta pull of is being a whack tease
And even that you aren't really good at
Trying to play thug with a blue hat a pink du rag
Yo your combination isn't working out
How? I don't know but please stop jerking now
To pictures of me working out
You're sad and pathetic
I'm dangerous like a sugar high to a diabetic
Call the medics, I said it and meant it
Leave your body demented, mind tormented
Similar to a state of shell shock
You're trapped, locked inside cell blocks
But you enjoy that shit because you like to smell cocks
I'm on top son you already fell off, no need to tell all
Now tell me, have you had enough?
If not, please proceed to reply so I can get mad rough <3
I find it funny how your first fews bars don't even rhyme
Talent is something you seriously need to find
Reading your lyrics is cancerous, it makes people blind
This shit is driving me crazy, outta my mind
Don't ever f*cking say nobody will miss someone
If you say that to someone you are truely a massive c*nt
Sorry for the profanity but it had to be said and done
I don't even need to write another bar for this battle to be won
I haven't even started and you've already lost
This will be a bigger catastrophe than the holocaust
You'll go down faster than an all you can eat eaten by Rick Ross
The damage caused by me and Ninja will have a big cost
Pure annihilation and destruction is the outcome
Mate I hope you don't run off and cry to your mum
I'm just play with words and throwing around some puns
Don't take any offense to what's said, we're just having a bit of fun.
12-23-2012, 07:55 AM
#639
Cade
Guest
Originally posted by Cade
I rip and I rhyme.
I rhyme and I rip.
op is a fag.
Who sucks his own dick.
He thinks rap is cool.
But in the real world he's white.
No matter the dick size.
His ass is always tight.
He'll take any and all.
From really big to too small.
But when it comes to age.
He looks for his boys at the mall.
He's never been with a girl.
Or even thought about it at all.
He'll fuck a kindergartner.
If he's sure that nobody saw.
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I rhyme and I rip.
op is a fag.
Who sucks his own dick.
He thinks rap is cool.
But in the real world he's white.
No matter the dick size.
His ass is always tight.
He'll take any and all.
From really big to too small.
But when it comes to age.
He looks for his boys at the mall.
He's never been with a girl.
Or even thought about it at all.
He'll fuck a kindergartner.
If he's sure that nobody saw.
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Rapped by the one and only CLM. You must login or register to view this content.
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12-24-2012, 10:47 PM
#640
YouAppreciateMe
I Be That Pretty Mother****er
Originally posted by Jakes625PS3
Hey don't make fun of my friend Ninja, his rhymes are ill
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
Don't care if your name is moneybag, I'll steal your $100 bill.
I run away, you back away, you think I'm leaving? I'm here to stay
Don't care if you're bleeding, it'll make my day, bitch you want it, what are you? gay
so when I come with these flows, it hits like.... pshh you already know
what what, what, what, what ,what , what what?
badup badup baduppa bahhh, badup badup baduppa bahh
Get big son cause daddy is here.
You say his rhymes are weak nigga please
I look at your rhymes it seems like your writing blind
Don't you never come at the moneybag while I got his back
Cause I will jump on you like how I did the running man in your mommy lap son
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