Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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12-24-2012, 10:58 PM
#642
Originally posted by NoCurFew
Get big son cause daddy is here.
I never underestimate the power of my arsenal
like an Abu Graibh guard youre about to get court martialed
ive got your lady on her knees gettin' ready to please me
she's takin' shots in the mouth like she's huntin' with D1ck Cheney
just like a bloodhound i can smell your fear
your rhymes are goin' downhill like an olympic class skier
i can understand where youre comin' from
understand why youre soundin' dumb
i saw your bio pic i understand why you aint gettin' none
im feelin your resistance like a 40 ohm speaker
with every rhyme that i spit i feel you gettin' weaker
like some tarnished silverware youve lost your shine
you used to have respect but now its all mine
I never underestimate the power of my arsenal
like an Abu Graibh guard youre about to get court martialed
ive got your lady on her knees gettin' ready to please me
she's takin' shots in the mouth like she's huntin' with D1ck Cheney
just like a bloodhound i can smell your fear
your rhymes are goin' downhill like an olympic class skier
i can understand where youre comin' from
understand why youre soundin' dumb
i saw your bio pic i understand why you aint gettin' none
im feelin your resistance like a 40 ohm speaker
with every rhyme that i spit i feel you gettin' weaker
like some tarnished silverware youve lost your shine
you used to have respect but now its all mine
strong copy pasta
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12-26-2012, 05:27 AM
#644
Fer
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Someone come at me, all y'all lines are tacky,
Jump into the backseat because this rides bout to get nasty,
Keep it clean like ghandi, lift your bars like athletes,
Spitting out rhymes so fast you'd think this was a track meet,
You know you can't win but try your best,
Golden bright punchlines you'd think I was blessed,
Now y'all can quote about your lifestory but I would skip it,
Because you can't blow up yourself more than a balloon with a hole in it.
Just something to start it of.
come at me
srs quotes pls
unless you wanna get negged.
Jump into the backseat because this rides bout to get nasty,
Keep it clean like ghandi, lift your bars like athletes,
Spitting out rhymes so fast you'd think this was a track meet,
You know you can't win but try your best,
Golden bright punchlines you'd think I was blessed,
Now y'all can quote about your lifestory but I would skip it,
Because you can't blow up yourself more than a balloon with a hole in it.
Just something to start it of.
come at me
srs quotes pls
unless you wanna get negged.
nigga ur a phony you a real rice a roni
I bet you watch my little pony, you fucking brony
I rip shit and I'll rip ya lil' dick and eat it in my chili
call me a slut because I eat meat.
12-26-2012, 06:57 AM
#645
Originally posted by FerTheWin
nigga ur a phony you a real rice a roni
I bet you watch my little pony, you fucking brony
I rip shit and I'll rip ya lil' dick and eat it in my chili
call me a slut because I eat meat.
I bet you watch my little pony, you fucking brony
I rip shit and I'll rip ya lil' dick and eat it in my chili
call me a slut because I eat meat.
Thanks for the quote, I thought I lost my appetite,
Looking at your usertitle I should just call you a hermaphrodite,
This raps about to get dirty like your browsing history,
You can rip shit and rip dicks but wont hear the sounding victory,
This bitch thought he can get away and quote me?
I'm tired of all these phaggots trying rap against me just to bore me,
Wonder why you bookmarked 7 gay pornographic sites,
Looking up black cocks seems to be your fap or trap tonight,
You can ask for tickets later but this is the last time you'll be meeting me,
Call me Stevie Wonder, because I just can't see you ever beating me,
Now don't try to go against the best until you've learned to rank up,
Knocked out so many of your teeth, the toothfairy just went bankrupt,
Try again and ask me if I have any empathy left,
Because you and your raps just got pissed on, pregnancy test.
12-26-2012, 08:58 PM
#646
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
Originally posted by Ninja
Thanks for the quote, I thought I lost my appetite,
Looking at your usertitle I should just call you a hermaphrodite,
This raps about to get dirty like your browsing history,
You can rip shit and rip dicks but wont hear the sounding victory,
This bitch thought he can get away and quote me?
I'm tired of all these phaggots trying rap against me just to bore me,
Wonder why you bookmarked 7 gay pornographic sites,
Looking up black cocks seems to be your fap or trap tonight,
You can ask for tickets later but this is the last time you'll be meeting me,
Call me Stevie Wonder, because I just can't see you ever beating me,
Now don't try to go against the best until you've learned to rank up,
Knocked out so many of your teeth, the toothfairy just went bankrupt,
Try again and ask me if I have any empathy left,
Because you and your raps just got pissed on, pregnancy test.
Looking at your usertitle I should just call you a hermaphrodite,
This raps about to get dirty like your browsing history,
You can rip shit and rip dicks but wont hear the sounding victory,
This bitch thought he can get away and quote me?
I'm tired of all these phaggots trying rap against me just to bore me,
Wonder why you bookmarked 7 gay pornographic sites,
Looking up black cocks seems to be your fap or trap tonight,
You can ask for tickets later but this is the last time you'll be meeting me,
Call me Stevie Wonder, because I just can't see you ever beating me,
Now don't try to go against the best until you've learned to rank up,
Knocked out so many of your teeth, the toothfairy just went bankrupt,
Try again and ask me if I have any empathy left,
Because you and your raps just got pissed on, pregnancy test.
You think you can rap by stealing peoples punch lines?
Nah man, it doesn't roll like that like sushi at lunch time
I got much rhymes and such everytime I touch mics
You're as useless as a race car without a clutch, right?
Now you're left in the depth of the devils breath
I snorted special meth, so don't try to wrestle death
Sorry ninja, But you should leave N.G.U
You spit wack shit and you're not an M.C too
Lord Finesse and Big L? How many lines you going to steal?
I'm influenced by 90's too but at least you know i'm real
Yeah, it's coming from PleaseBuyMyCat
I don't squeeze the gat I don't tease with this rap
You know my steez, you're the cheese i'm the rat
You got eaten up, like hungry fleas on attack
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12-27-2012, 01:50 AM
#647
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
Disrupting space and time, its about to be a paradox,
Worst moment in your life like jerking with your last pair of socks,
I'll kill your family too and make you suffer, watch,
Keep you tied up until I teach how to step it up a notch,
Knocking on my image but you probably have 4/20 aesthetics,
You can explain it all you want but it wasn't from your genetics,
But wait, you probably don't know your parents,
Misguided and maybe that's just why you're careless,
It's Ok there's no need to be embarrassed,
You never had a chance to start with to be in fairness,
Not really sure but it seems you're actin' cocky,
Asking to be verified like this shit was a challenge lobby,
I need to bend these bars and make a cage to lock you in,
Throw you in the ocean just to see you drownin in the shallow end,
It's not hard to tell you're losing your confidence,
If I going any harder you'll end up losing your conscientiousness,
Not sure if retarded or you're just truly demented,
Think I'm getting served well what you're selling's defective,
If you can't feel the pain yet just wait till it sets in,
Now go ahead and show me some raps I can be impressed with.
trying not to say the same shit I've been saying since page 20 :fa:
Worst moment in your life like jerking with your last pair of socks,
I'll kill your family too and make you suffer, watch,
Keep you tied up until I teach how to step it up a notch,
Knocking on my image but you probably have 4/20 aesthetics,
You can explain it all you want but it wasn't from your genetics,
But wait, you probably don't know your parents,
Misguided and maybe that's just why you're careless,
It's Ok there's no need to be embarrassed,
You never had a chance to start with to be in fairness,
Not really sure but it seems you're actin' cocky,
Asking to be verified like this shit was a challenge lobby,
I need to bend these bars and make a cage to lock you in,
Throw you in the ocean just to see you drownin in the shallow end,
It's not hard to tell you're losing your confidence,
If I going any harder you'll end up losing your conscientiousness,
Not sure if retarded or you're just truly demented,
Think I'm getting served well what you're selling's defective,
If you can't feel the pain yet just wait till it sets in,
Now go ahead and show me some raps I can be impressed with.
trying not to say the same shit I've been saying since page 20 :fa:
I apologize in advance for this late response,
I haven't gotten on, you'd probably thought I was fake and gone,
but wait, fuck going ham, I'm about to get my bacon on,
All these bars that I continue to make is strong,
Again, sorry for taking long,
And you're saying that what I'm selling is defective?
I'm sorry detective,
It's not my fault you continuously get rejected,
At least I own some to sell, everything you possess is rented,
I took your last "cage" bars and easily bent it,
Then sent it, back to you because I denied your friendship,
Have you begging and pleading, saying please let's end this?
But I would like this show to go on and thrive,
Bars coming from the dome, not prewritten but live,
Yes of course I have 4/20 aesthetics,
Meaning I'm poetic, catchy and magnetic,
While all you're good at is being pathetic,
I've got no reason to feel the need to impress,
Such a petty little being, got less class than an insect,
Shall I go on furthermore and inspect?
Or should I stop now before I lose the last bit of my respect?
Originally posted by Juzzy
I find it funny how your first fews bars don't even rhyme
Talent is something you seriously need to find
Reading your lyrics is cancerous, it makes people blind
This shit is driving me crazy, outta my mind
Don't ever f*cking say nobody will miss someone
If you say that to someone you are truely a massive c*nt
Sorry for the profanity but it had to be said and done
I don't even need to write another bar for this battle to be won
I haven't even started and you've already lost
This will be a bigger catastrophe than the holocaust
You'll go down faster than an all you can eat eaten by Rick Ross
The damage caused by me and Ninja will have a big cost
Pure annihilation and destruction is the outcome
Mate I hope you don't run off and cry to your mum
I'm just play with words and throwing around some puns
Don't take any offense to what's said, we're just having a bit of fun.
Talent is something you seriously need to find
Reading your lyrics is cancerous, it makes people blind
This shit is driving me crazy, outta my mind
Don't ever f*cking say nobody will miss someone
If you say that to someone you are truely a massive c*nt
Sorry for the profanity but it had to be said and done
I don't even need to write another bar for this battle to be won
I haven't even started and you've already lost
This will be a bigger catastrophe than the holocaust
You'll go down faster than an all you can eat eaten by Rick Ross
The damage caused by me and Ninja will have a big cost
Pure annihilation and destruction is the outcome
Mate I hope you don't run off and cry to your mum
I'm just play with words and throwing around some puns
Don't take any offense to what's said, we're just having a bit of fun.
Oh great, now you want in on this?
I'll pass on the golden shower, here, enjoy my piss,
Easy target to diss, I'd kill my self If I miss,
My first few bars didn't rhyme?
Read again and please take a little more time,
Then I will grant you entrance to my filthy whore mind,
It's something we call a multi,
Something very sick, sort of like adultery,
But I wouldn't expect for you to understand,
Since I'm higher ranked and you're way under man,
Look up what multisyllabic rhymes are?
Then you'd understand why my rhymes like crimes hard,
HOLY FUCK, don't compare yourself to "Ninja",
He's dope, you're the opposite of raw,
Fully cooked and seasoned,
You're lucky to be alive and breathing,
I should have you tried for treason,
All I need is one more reason,
Fuck it, I'm taking over this season,
Burning more trees than,
a mother-fucking arsonists,
I'll break your neck and bend your body like a contortionist,
Your mom should have really gone to see an abortionist,
So that we could have stopped your existence,
I would have gladly helped, would have been her assistant,
It's ok if you don't want to respond and get distant,
Because you can't really hang with us, you're a little bitch,
Can't even read right, speak, write, a fucking illiterate,
But don't forget, this is all just for fun,
So please don't be crying and calling for your mom!
12-27-2012, 02:05 AM
#648
YouAppreciateMe
I Be That Pretty Mother****er
Originally posted by xFLAMeHD
Yo You're lame, ha! I'm Fame, look at name, you see the flames?
Yeah it's red just like when your cat is dead.
So you say you can rap? ooooh snap, You wear a pink wannabe puppy cap.
You hangout on N.G.U and think you're super smart with your gay crappy cap that makes you feel cool, Let me kick you down, so you're ready for the next super sexy battle round.
But please G, you can't stand me, you look down on the ground, and think you can beat me.
Never ever can you beat me, you just a little boy looking for some sex toys.
You're lonely just like dad, and think you can win life, by stabbing everyone with a playboy-knife.
jk I suck at rap, lol.
Yeah it's red just like when your cat is dead.
So you say you can rap? ooooh snap, You wear a pink wannabe puppy cap.
You hangout on N.G.U and think you're super smart with your gay crappy cap that makes you feel cool, Let me kick you down, so you're ready for the next super sexy battle round.
But please G, you can't stand me, you look down on the ground, and think you can beat me.
Never ever can you beat me, you just a little boy looking for some sex toys.
You're lonely just like dad, and think you can win life, by stabbing everyone with a playboy-knife.
jk I suck at rap, lol.
you trying to be gangsta like you "Maid in Manhattan"
that's like me being broke dog it just want happen.
when you come at me you better be ready
i'm like the cat from "The Hunted" chop you up with the machete
I will drop on your head for dead
look me wrong i'll shot you for being curious
hope in my car ride out like "The Fast & The Furious."
all the girls love and i love having sex
i video tape and call it triple X.(XXX)
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12-27-2012, 04:04 AM
#649
Cmd-X
It's been awhile.
Originally posted by NoCurFew
you trying to be gangsta like you "Maid in Manhattan"
that's like me being broke dog it just want happen.
when you come at me you better be ready
i'm like the cat from "The Hunted" chop you up with the machete
I will drop on your head for dead
look me wrong i'll shot you for being curious
hope in my car ride out like "The Fast & The Furious."
all the girls love and i love having sex
i video tape and call it triple X.(XXX)
that's like me being broke dog it just want happen.
when you come at me you better be ready
i'm like the cat from "The Hunted" chop you up with the machete
I will drop on your head for dead
look me wrong i'll shot you for being curious
hope in my car ride out like "The Fast & The Furious."
all the girls love and i love having sex
i video tape and call it triple X.(XXX)
Oh so you think you have skills?
Boy you must be on pills,
You can't rap dude, you're weak,
Yo head look like a Parakeet.
All you eat is chicken and watermelon,
Your dick is smaller than a lemon.
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