Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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12-28-2012, 01:41 AM
#650
Originally posted by 420
I apologize in advance for this late response,
I haven't gotten on, you'd probably thought I was fake and gone,
but wait, fuck going ham, I'm about to get my bacon on,
All these bars that I continue to make is strong,
Again, sorry for taking long,
And you're saying that what I'm selling is defective?
I'm sorry detective,
It's not my fault you continuously get rejected,
At least I own some to sell, everything you possess is rented,
I took your last "cage" bars and easily bent it,
Then sent it, back to you because I denied your friendship,
Have you begging and pleading, saying please let's end this?
But I would like this show to go on and thrive,
Bars coming from the dome, not prewritten but live,
Yes of course I have 4/20 aesthetics,
Meaning I'm poetic, catchy and magnetic,
While all you're good at is being pathetic,
I've got no reason to feel the need to impress,
Such a petty little being, got less class than an insect,
Shall I go on furthermore and inspect?
Or should I stop now before I lose the last bit of my respect?
Oh great, now you want in on this?
I'll pass on the golden shower, here, enjoy my piss,
Easy target to diss, I'd kill my self If I miss,
My first few bars didn't rhyme?
Read again and please take a little more time,
Then I will grant you entrance to my filthy whore mind,
It's something we call a multi,
Something very sick, sort of like adultery,
But I wouldn't expect for you to understand,
Since I'm higher ranked and you're way under man,
Look up what multisyllabic rhymes are?
Then you'd understand why my rhymes like crimes hard,
HOLY FUCK, don't compare yourself to "Ninja",
He's dope, you're the opposite of raw,
Fully cooked and seasoned,
You're lucky to be alive and breathing,
I should have you tried for treason,
All I need is one more reason,
Fuck it, I'm taking over this season,
Burning more trees than,
a mother-fucking arsonists,
I'll break your neck and bend your body like a contortionist,
Your mom should have really gone to see an abortionist,
So that we could have stopped your existence,
I would have gladly helped, would have been her assistant,
It's ok if you don't want to respond and get distant,
Because you can't really hang with us, you're a little bitch,
Can't even read right, speak, write, a fucking illiterate,
But don't forget, this is all just for fun,
So please don't be crying and calling for your mom!
I haven't gotten on, you'd probably thought I was fake and gone,
but wait, fuck going ham, I'm about to get my bacon on,
All these bars that I continue to make is strong,
Again, sorry for taking long,
And you're saying that what I'm selling is defective?
I'm sorry detective,
It's not my fault you continuously get rejected,
At least I own some to sell, everything you possess is rented,
I took your last "cage" bars and easily bent it,
Then sent it, back to you because I denied your friendship,
Have you begging and pleading, saying please let's end this?
But I would like this show to go on and thrive,
Bars coming from the dome, not prewritten but live,
Yes of course I have 4/20 aesthetics,
Meaning I'm poetic, catchy and magnetic,
While all you're good at is being pathetic,
I've got no reason to feel the need to impress,
Such a petty little being, got less class than an insect,
Shall I go on furthermore and inspect?
Or should I stop now before I lose the last bit of my respect?
Oh great, now you want in on this?
I'll pass on the golden shower, here, enjoy my piss,
Easy target to diss, I'd kill my self If I miss,
My first few bars didn't rhyme?
Read again and please take a little more time,
Then I will grant you entrance to my filthy whore mind,
It's something we call a multi,
Something very sick, sort of like adultery,
But I wouldn't expect for you to understand,
Since I'm higher ranked and you're way under man,
Look up what multisyllabic rhymes are?
Then you'd understand why my rhymes like crimes hard,
HOLY FUCK, don't compare yourself to "Ninja",
He's dope, you're the opposite of raw,
Fully cooked and seasoned,
You're lucky to be alive and breathing,
I should have you tried for treason,
All I need is one more reason,
Fuck it, I'm taking over this season,
Burning more trees than,
a mother-fucking arsonists,
I'll break your neck and bend your body like a contortionist,
Your mom should have really gone to see an abortionist,
So that we could have stopped your existence,
I would have gladly helped, would have been her assistant,
It's ok if you don't want to respond and get distant,
Because you can't really hang with us, you're a little bitch,
Can't even read right, speak, write, a fucking illiterate,
But don't forget, this is all just for fun,
So please don't be crying and calling for your mom!
Fuck going bacon, I'll be going turkey,
Had a nice meal but now I think I'm growing hungry,
I pray for a bigger head cus man this brain don't fit me,
Go and say your raps are all that but nahh you won't trick me,
Took your rhymes, shred them up and fed it to the ditch,
You think I'm a pathetic prick just because you said it bitch?,
Rented? Not everything's given, I work with a little bit,
I thought my last post was my version for your christmas gift,
But nah, I usually don't reason with fags,
You just moved in but now you need to unpack,
I'm poised to attack, finishing this cus you're whack,
Smacked you in a coma and it took you a week to get back,
Nah, it's ok we get it that you're special, you don't have no friends,
Just get the fuck off my thread before my patience ends, let me count to ten,
'420' and 'Faggot' lets just call it another synonym,
Call me your god because you and your crew I'll be condemnin them,
Your post are sounding differently like prayers with sympathy,
Saying sorry the entire first half like it's happening, but I'm going down with dignity,
Your family crying saying "Leave him alone!" like Brittany,
Different story a few days ago but it just doesn't mean shit to me,
Now take a seat bro and go back to the streets,
It's cold out there but here I'll give you some sheets,
Just remember there's no peace here and there's no fucking with me,
Have a nice day and here bitch, take the fucking receipt.
posting from my phone :fa:
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12-28-2012, 03:29 AM
#651
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
Fuck going bacon, I'll be going turkey,
Had a nice meal but now I think I'm growing hungry,
I pray for a bigger head cus man this brain don't fit me,
Go and say your raps are all that but nahh you won't trick me,
Took your rhymes, shred them up and fed it to the ditch,
You think I'm a pathetic prick just because you said it bitch?,
Rented? Not everything's given, I work with a little bit,
I thought my last post was my version for your christmas gift,
But nah, I usually don't reason with fags,
You just moved in but now you need to unpack,
I'm poised to attack, finishing this cus you're whack,
Smacked you in a coma and it took you a week to get back,
Nah, it's ok we get it that you're special, you don't have no friends,
Just get the fuck off my thread before my patience ends, let me count to ten,
'420' and 'Faggot' lets just call it another synonym,
Call me your god because you and your crew I'll be condemnin them,
Your post are sounding differently like prayers with sympathy,
Saying sorry the entire first half like it's happening, but I'm going down with dignity,
Your family crying saying "Leave him alone!" like Brittany,
Different story a few days ago but it just doesn't mean shit to me,
Now take a seat bro and go back to the streets,
It's cold out there but here I'll give you some sheets,
Just remember there's no peace here and there's no fucking with me,
Have a nice day and here bitch, take the fucking receipt.
posting from my phone :fa:
Had a nice meal but now I think I'm growing hungry,
I pray for a bigger head cus man this brain don't fit me,
Go and say your raps are all that but nahh you won't trick me,
Took your rhymes, shred them up and fed it to the ditch,
You think I'm a pathetic prick just because you said it bitch?,
Rented? Not everything's given, I work with a little bit,
I thought my last post was my version for your christmas gift,
But nah, I usually don't reason with fags,
You just moved in but now you need to unpack,
I'm poised to attack, finishing this cus you're whack,
Smacked you in a coma and it took you a week to get back,
Nah, it's ok we get it that you're special, you don't have no friends,
Just get the fuck off my thread before my patience ends, let me count to ten,
'420' and 'Faggot' lets just call it another synonym,
Call me your god because you and your crew I'll be condemnin them,
Your post are sounding differently like prayers with sympathy,
Saying sorry the entire first half like it's happening, but I'm going down with dignity,
Your family crying saying "Leave him alone!" like Brittany,
Different story a few days ago but it just doesn't mean shit to me,
Now take a seat bro and go back to the streets,
It's cold out there but here I'll give you some sheets,
Just remember there's no peace here and there's no fucking with me,
Have a nice day and here bitch, take the fucking receipt.
posting from my phone :fa:
Thank you for the receipt,
If I'm not mistaken, it contains an order for your defeat,
And I will deliver free of charge,
Size of this order seems to be extra large,
Run you over and park it back in my two car garage,
You're a pussy, a faggot full of discharge,
I was apologetic out of common courtesy,
I was doing this for fun, but it seems that you want to murder me,
I guess the beef stepped up, I'm hungry and to me, you're burger meat,
Don't worry no one will find out because nobody ever heard me tweet,
I'll keep this bout between me and you like your mom and me under the sheets,
While we're at it, you can tell your dad she decided to cheat,
Beat my meat shamelessly in a hotel suite,
Hopefully you can accept these facts,
And how I'm as seemingly sweet as beeswax,
But I'm setting these traps inside these raps,
Like a mouse starting at cheese slabs,
420 and faggot are synonyms? Thanks for that update,
You're still a bitch man, and I like to fuck fakes,
Get back at me if you haven't had enough, MATE
12-29-2012, 08:06 AM
#652
Originally posted by 420
Thank you for the receipt,
If I'm not mistaken, it contains an order for your defeat,
And I will deliver free of charge,
Size of this order seems to be extra large,
Run you over and park it back in my two car garage,
You're a pussy, a faggot full of discharge,
I was apologetic out of common courtesy,
I was doing this for fun, but it seems that you want to murder me,
I guess the beef stepped up, I'm hungry and to me, you're burger meat,
Don't worry no one will find out because nobody ever heard me tweet,
I'll keep this bout between me and you like your mom and me under the sheets,
While we're at it, you can tell your dad she decided to cheat,
Beat my meat shamelessly in a hotel suite,
Hopefully you can accept these facts,
And how I'm as seemingly sweet as beeswax,
But I'm setting these traps inside these raps,
Like a mouse starting at cheese slabs,
420 and faggot are synonyms? Thanks for that update,
You're still a bitch man, and I like to fuck fakes,
Get back at me if you haven't had enough, MATE
If I'm not mistaken, it contains an order for your defeat,
And I will deliver free of charge,
Size of this order seems to be extra large,
Run you over and park it back in my two car garage,
You're a pussy, a faggot full of discharge,
I was apologetic out of common courtesy,
I was doing this for fun, but it seems that you want to murder me,
I guess the beef stepped up, I'm hungry and to me, you're burger meat,
Don't worry no one will find out because nobody ever heard me tweet,
I'll keep this bout between me and you like your mom and me under the sheets,
While we're at it, you can tell your dad she decided to cheat,
Beat my meat shamelessly in a hotel suite,
Hopefully you can accept these facts,
And how I'm as seemingly sweet as beeswax,
But I'm setting these traps inside these raps,
Like a mouse starting at cheese slabs,
420 and faggot are synonyms? Thanks for that update,
You're still a bitch man, and I like to fuck fakes,
Get back at me if you haven't had enough, MATE
This is all for fun I'm just playing the actor,
It's just you don't have a future let alone being a rapper,
I'm a speeding bolt of talent and I need an adapter,
Before I need to call the pastor when I write your last chapter,
End your short life like it even mattered,
I know you're suicidal so your prayer's been answered,
Unlike you, I haven't known to be a slacker,
Your raps shown to be more whack and mine more faster,
Tread with caution when my anger changes,
I get dangerous and this what happens when I turn shameless
Wrapping bodies up with tags that say nameless,
Man I'm anxious to tell you the true definition of what pain is,
I wanna murder you, but I do with my lyrics,
But I'm working through, I won't quit it until I've finished,
Stop trying to be a trend setter,
I did everything you're doing 10 pages ago and better,
"420 Blaze It phaggot" and go back to clound nine,
You think you're all great but you're a worm and with no spine,
It's fine if you walk away now but with black eyes,
So bad that every time you try to quote me your mom cries,
Traps to catch me to eat since you're a broke nigga and with no dimes,
Let me take a shit in this rap and make you sniff it, coke line,
I can show you the worst example of rapping in no time,
I'll just print your rap and give it out samples, bitch it's show time,
I'm fake? I'm so real I should be strapped to a fishing pole,
You're just like a dumbass soccer player who keeps missing goals,
Tell me all the people you beat owait you're just listing trolls,
I'm just waiting for you to quote back so I can find a reason to diss some more.
oops.
12-30-2012, 11:47 PM
#653
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
This is all for fun I'm just playing the actor,
It's just you don't have a future let alone being a rapper,
I'm a speeding bolt of talent and I need an adapter,
Before I need to call the pastor when I write your last chapter,
End your short life like it even mattered,
I know you're suicidal so your prayer's been answered,
Unlike you, I haven't known to be a slacker,
Your raps shown to be more whack and mine more faster,
Tread with caution when my anger changes,
I get dangerous and this what happens when I turn shameless
Wrapping bodies up with tags that say nameless,
Man I'm anxious to tell you the true definition of what pain is,
I wanna murder you, but I do with my lyrics,
But I'm working through, I won't quit it until I've finished,
Stop trying to be a trend setter,
I did everything you're doing 10 pages ago and better,
"420 Blaze It phaggot" and go back to clound nine,
You think you're all great but you're a worm and with no spine,
It's fine if you walk away now but with black eyes,
So bad that every time you try to quote me your mom cries,
Traps to catch me to eat since you're a broke nigga and with no dimes,
Let me take a shit in this rap and make you sniff it, coke line,
I can show you the worst example of rapping in no time,
I'll just print your rap and give it out samples, bitch it's show time,
I'm fake? I'm so real I should be strapped to a fishing pole,
You're just like a dumbass soccer player who keeps missing goals,
Tell me all the people you beat owait you're just listing trolls,
I'm just waiting for you to quote back so I can find a reason to diss some more.
oops.
It's just you don't have a future let alone being a rapper,
I'm a speeding bolt of talent and I need an adapter,
Before I need to call the pastor when I write your last chapter,
End your short life like it even mattered,
I know you're suicidal so your prayer's been answered,
Unlike you, I haven't known to be a slacker,
Your raps shown to be more whack and mine more faster,
Tread with caution when my anger changes,
I get dangerous and this what happens when I turn shameless
Wrapping bodies up with tags that say nameless,
Man I'm anxious to tell you the true definition of what pain is,
I wanna murder you, but I do with my lyrics,
But I'm working through, I won't quit it until I've finished,
Stop trying to be a trend setter,
I did everything you're doing 10 pages ago and better,
"420 Blaze It phaggot" and go back to clound nine,
You think you're all great but you're a worm and with no spine,
It's fine if you walk away now but with black eyes,
So bad that every time you try to quote me your mom cries,
Traps to catch me to eat since you're a broke nigga and with no dimes,
Let me take a shit in this rap and make you sniff it, coke line,
I can show you the worst example of rapping in no time,
I'll just print your rap and give it out samples, bitch it's show time,
I'm fake? I'm so real I should be strapped to a fishing pole,
You're just like a dumbass soccer player who keeps missing goals,
Tell me all the people you beat owait you're just listing trolls,
I'm just waiting for you to quote back so I can find a reason to diss some more.
oops.
Woah, you're saying I'm doing coke lines?
Nope, way off. More like toke time,
Have your jaw dropping to these dope rhymes,
You're Michael Spinks and I'm Iron Mike,
Make sure your clothes are ironed nice,
So you can look good for my shot when I'm aiming down my iron sights,
Spit with hunger, survival of the fittest and I've got lion might,
You got no hope, no chance at winning, but you're trying right?
You're going to be crying tonight,
You're talking about murdering me with lyrics?
Good luck, my spirit is like the Chronicles of Riddick,
You're going to lose so I don't know why you're still bidding,
Winning, isn't in sight,
Let me give you some real insight,
About what really going down, what's really happening,
I'm doing my rapping thing and crapping in,
You're plate of food,
That may seem rude,
But you spit shit so it's not a big difference,
Nothing remarkably significant,
What's this about me being suicidal?
I'm this dudes idol,
He's wishing he could do as I do,
And every time you mention me smoking weed,
It's getting old now, that shit better be a joke indeed,
Beating me is impossible like trying to choke and breathe,
It's just simply not possible,
I'm enjoying this so come back anytime, I'm plausible.
12-31-2012, 04:24 PM
#654
N1qqA
Banned
Yo, not for nothing but you sucka rappers sittin here asking questions all day so SHUT up and listen cause me and my nigga are about to start dissin my words fell you and heal you! Theres nothing there, you suckas are filled with air go some place and eat a tart, bitch you think yo smart nigga your so fat but wr already knew that you cant even run a mile with out having a heartattack Nigga
01-02-2013, 08:36 AM
#655
Originally posted by 420
Woah, you're saying I'm doing coke lines?
Nope, way off. More like toke time,
Have your jaw dropping to these dope rhymes,
You're Michael Spinks and I'm Iron Mike,
Make sure your clothes are ironed nice,
So you can look good for my shot when I'm aiming down my iron sights,
Spit with hunger, survival of the fittest and I've got lion might,
You got no hope, no chance at winning, but you're trying right?
You're going to be crying tonight,
You're talking about murdering me with lyrics?
Good luck, my spirit is like the Chronicles of Riddick,
You're going to lose so I don't know why you're still bidding,
Winning, isn't in sight,
Let me give you some real insight,
About what really going down, what's really happening,
I'm doing my rapping thing and crapping in,
You're plate of food,
That may seem rude,
But you spit shit so it's not a big difference,
Nothing remarkably significant,
What's this about me being suicidal?
I'm this dudes idol,
He's wishing he could do as I do,
And every time you mention me smoking weed,
It's getting old now, that shit better be a joke indeed,
Beating me is impossible like trying to choke and breathe,
It's just simply not possible,
I'm enjoying this so come back anytime, I'm plausible.
Nope, way off. More like toke time,
Have your jaw dropping to these dope rhymes,
You're Michael Spinks and I'm Iron Mike,
Make sure your clothes are ironed nice,
So you can look good for my shot when I'm aiming down my iron sights,
Spit with hunger, survival of the fittest and I've got lion might,
You got no hope, no chance at winning, but you're trying right?
You're going to be crying tonight,
You're talking about murdering me with lyrics?
Good luck, my spirit is like the Chronicles of Riddick,
You're going to lose so I don't know why you're still bidding,
Winning, isn't in sight,
Let me give you some real insight,
About what really going down, what's really happening,
I'm doing my rapping thing and crapping in,
You're plate of food,
That may seem rude,
But you spit shit so it's not a big difference,
Nothing remarkably significant,
What's this about me being suicidal?
I'm this dudes idol,
He's wishing he could do as I do,
And every time you mention me smoking weed,
It's getting old now, that shit better be a joke indeed,
Beating me is impossible like trying to choke and breathe,
It's just simply not possible,
I'm enjoying this so come back anytime, I'm plausible.
You may be plausible, but this myth is finally busted,
Iron mike with his dysfunctional iron sights let's call the irony rusted,
This is the finishing blow, call it the clutch hit,
Lines going harder than the Hammer and you still 'can't touch this',
You try to scratch me like your nipple itch,
You're right, I should leave just to see you bitches bitch,
I come around when you least expect me,
I didn't use guns on him I swear the police can check me,
You aint my idol, more like a fuckin joke,
This guys job is being a whore and sucking chodes,
Roasting me some fresh Barbe-choke,
Yeah, say I can't beat you I've heard the rest before,
Sorry if it's too hard I'm just playing honest,
No one would believe if you were claiming basic knowledge,
You're a reporter, just post some gaming gossip,
Since posting in this thread isn't where you're gaining profit,
Now you're purple you can say I'm maiming prophets,
You try to shoot at me but it won't blow up, training rockets.
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01-03-2013, 08:17 AM
#657
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Ninja
You may be plausible, but this myth is finally busted,
Iron mike with his dysfunctional iron sights let's call the irony rusted,
This is the finishing blow, call it the clutch hit,
Lines going harder than the Hammer and you still 'can't touch this',
You try to scratch me like your nipple itch,
You're right, I should leave just to see you bitches bitch,
I come around when you least expect me,
I didn't use guns on him I swear the police can check me,
You aint my idol, more like a fuckin joke,
This guys job is being a whore and sucking chodes,
Roasting me some fresh Barbe-choke,
Yeah, say I can't beat you I've heard the rest before,
Sorry if it's too hard I'm just playing honest,
No one would believe if you were claiming basic knowledge,
You're a reporter, just post some gaming gossip,
Since posting in this thread isn't where you're gaining profit,
Now you're purple you can say I'm maiming prophets,
You try to shoot at me but it won't blow up, training rockets.
Iron mike with his dysfunctional iron sights let's call the irony rusted,
This is the finishing blow, call it the clutch hit,
Lines going harder than the Hammer and you still 'can't touch this',
You try to scratch me like your nipple itch,
You're right, I should leave just to see you bitches bitch,
I come around when you least expect me,
I didn't use guns on him I swear the police can check me,
You aint my idol, more like a fuckin joke,
This guys job is being a whore and sucking chodes,
Roasting me some fresh Barbe-choke,
Yeah, say I can't beat you I've heard the rest before,
Sorry if it's too hard I'm just playing honest,
No one would believe if you were claiming basic knowledge,
You're a reporter, just post some gaming gossip,
Since posting in this thread isn't where you're gaining profit,
Now you're purple you can say I'm maiming prophets,
You try to shoot at me but it won't blow up, training rockets.
This myth is not busted,
It's legend I'm nothing you should fuck with,
You suck dick,
You do it willingly, no way you're reluctant,
What you talking about BBQ meat for?
I'm cumming on your face, here, let me skeet more,
What the fuck is barbe-choke?
You got no chance like kids happily eating for artichoke,
I notice you got a little Lil Wayne style,
That's some gay shit, you should be put on trial,
And I hope to god your sperm ain't fertile,
Because your kids won't be worthwhile,
Sure I became a reporter,
And nope, I'm not making profit, not even a quarter,
I laid the foundation for you to rap like bricks and mortar,
I think your ego along with your penis just got shorter,
And I noted that you've got some dick riders,
Who won't admit that I spit tighter,
Got you tangled in my web like I'm a poisonous spider,
You're playing into my games,
Responding and saying things I want you be saying,
You're giving me infinite ammunition like a GTA hack,
These skills you lack I pack to attack,
You're a nasty bitch full of plaque and you whack,
Get back so we can continue this rap
01-03-2013, 10:59 AM
#658
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
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