Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-14-2011, 10:11 PM
#47
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by 420
No economics? you dumb kunt
You shouldn't have gotten in this, but I guess you want some
Lucky you, I deliver free of charge
a barrage of rhymes sure to make your penis enlarge
My flow will get your point nine inch hard
So.. you stay strapped like a marine?
or getting fukd in the ass like a fruity faggot queen
passing a blunt? I bet you scared to even try caffeine
Again, my moms a cheap hooker?
Yours is gonna be dead, I'll just say sleep took her.
You shouldn't have gotten in this, but I guess you want some
Lucky you, I deliver free of charge
a barrage of rhymes sure to make your penis enlarge
My flow will get your point nine inch hard
So.. you stay strapped like a marine?
or getting fukd in the ass like a fruity faggot queen
passing a blunt? I bet you scared to even try caffeine
Again, my moms a cheap hooker?
Yours is gonna be dead, I'll just say sleep took her.
Your a straight up bum
Keep talking shit , ill drive by give you a lead bath
My Glock burns like Blunts at my cribs
You should know better then to **** with me
Ill leave your girl in crutches after a night at my place
Freestyling with you is like a game of poker
Im the royal flush - bitch
10-14-2011, 10:38 PM
#48
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by PIMP
Your a straight up bum
Keep talking shit , ill drive by give you a lead bath
My Glock burns like Blunts at my cribs
You should know better then to **** with me
Ill leave your girl in crutches after a night at my place
Freestyling with you is like a game of poker
Im the royal flush - bitch
Keep talking shit , ill drive by give you a lead bath
My Glock burns like Blunts at my cribs
You should know better then to **** with me
Ill leave your girl in crutches after a night at my place
Freestyling with you is like a game of poker
Im the royal flush - bitch
How is this like a game of poker?
Dumbshit, I guess you're replacing everybody in the name of jokers
and all of the sudden, you got a glock?
Son, that still doesn't substitute for the fact that you don't got a cock
You aren't even freestyling, not a single bar rhymed
you should be locked up for doing such a harsh crime
Seriously, just stop
No, seriously, stop.
10-14-2011, 10:44 PM
#49
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by 420
How is this like a game of poker?
Dumbshit, I guess you're replacing everybody in the name of jokers
and all of the sudden, you got a glock?
Son, that still doesn't substitute for the fact that you don't got a cock
You aren't even freestyling, not a single bar rhymed
you should be locked up for doing such a harsh crime
Seriously, just stop
No, seriously, stop.
Dumbshit, I guess you're replacing everybody in the name of jokers
and all of the sudden, you got a glock?
Son, that still doesn't substitute for the fact that you don't got a cock
You aren't even freestyling, not a single bar rhymed
you should be locked up for doing such a harsh crime
Seriously, just stop
No, seriously, stop.
Your rap are jokes
Im an A Grade rapper
Your an A Grade clown
I wear the crown around here
You frown at the end of my raps
So quit this shit before i send your ass crying to your momma
So you wanted rhymes :carling:
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10-14-2011, 10:54 PM
#50
Tomahawk
Banned
My name is Tomahawk and I like men
Also children under the age of 10
I'm so cheesy, my swag got high cholesterol
One day I wanna molestem'all
Gotta ask Mr Cameron
If I can watch porn again
He too busy with Nick Clegg latched onto his balls
Cleaning up and down the floors of Whitehall
A week ago my Mom had her period
Came in her mouth, felt kinda inbred
Sued her due to the Chlamydia
Wound up, knoshing cocks in India
Uno, dos, tres, my next verse has begun
Wing Wong Ting Tong Simplified Chinese is fun
I'm an affluent young man peddling cocaine
Atmosphere of solid gold propane
No job, bitches be mad
Still mo income than ya mom and dad
Also children under the age of 10
I'm so cheesy, my swag got high cholesterol
One day I wanna molestem'all
Gotta ask Mr Cameron
If I can watch porn again
He too busy with Nick Clegg latched onto his balls
Cleaning up and down the floors of Whitehall
A week ago my Mom had her period
Came in her mouth, felt kinda inbred
Sued her due to the Chlamydia
Wound up, knoshing cocks in India
Uno, dos, tres, my next verse has begun
Wing Wong Ting Tong Simplified Chinese is fun
I'm an affluent young man peddling cocaine
Atmosphere of solid gold propane
No job, bitches be mad
Still mo income than ya mom and dad
10-14-2011, 10:54 PM
#51
AgentJon
Former Staff
Everyone thinks you gotta rhyme,
But **** it, to be in this thread is a crime.
We all villains,
****ing glitchers and hackers everywhere we go,
I don't think anyone know
who they ****in' with
I'm the OG
Can't you see
I'm too G
I'm ****ing H
Call up K'naan, and learn the ABC's
Or maybe MJ would be a better reference
****ing my grandma is my preference
And this a lesson,
That just Wiz is on his level or on the top floor
**** it, I'm a rep whore.
But **** it, to be in this thread is a crime.
We all villains,
****ing glitchers and hackers everywhere we go,
I don't think anyone know
who they ****in' with
I'm the OG
Can't you see
I'm too G
I'm ****ing H
Call up K'naan, and learn the ABC's
Or maybe MJ would be a better reference
****ing my grandma is my preference
And this a lesson,
That just Wiz is on his level or on the top floor
**** it, I'm a rep whore.
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10-14-2011, 10:55 PM
#52
KeithH4666
Social engineering <3
10-14-2011, 11:10 PM
#53
Number
Banned
Originally posted by Agentjon
Everyone thinks you gotta rhyme,
But **** it, to be in this thread is a crime.
We all villains,
****ing glitchers and hackers everywhere we go,
I don't think anyone know
who they ****in' with
I'm the OG
Can't you see
I'm too G
I'm ****ing H
Call up K'naan, and learn the ABC's
Or maybe MJ would be a better reference
****ing my grandma is my preference
And this a lesson,
That just Wiz is on his level or on the top floor
**** it, I'm a rep whore.
But **** it, to be in this thread is a crime.
We all villains,
****ing glitchers and hackers everywhere we go,
I don't think anyone know
who they ****in' with
I'm the OG
Can't you see
I'm too G
I'm ****ing H
Call up K'naan, and learn the ABC's
Or maybe MJ would be a better reference
****ing my grandma is my preference
And this a lesson,
That just Wiz is on his level or on the top floor
**** it, I'm a rep whore.
Bitch you 'aint no oG
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
-------------------------
You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
------------------------
I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
------------------------
You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.
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10-15-2011, 12:42 AM
#54
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Vevo
Bitch you 'aint no oG
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
-------------------------
You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
------------------------
I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
------------------------
You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
-------------------------
You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
------------------------
I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
------------------------
You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.
You want diss jon?
Yo vevo this ain't your a game
Your parents are ashamed of their broken condom mistake
They don't even want to share a roof with your gay ass
I say **** you , while i get that whore you call a mother to light my blunt
Your just a dumb **** , you cant rap kid this is my kingdom
Your rhymes are crap after mexican food
So go back to your room and fap to your gay porn
I run this show , you failed the audition.
10-15-2011, 12:56 AM
#55
the stuff
League Champion
Yo who let the dogs out
it was Stew, violating your bitch without a doubt,
the way He caressed her and pressed er
it got too damn loud
Little does daddy know that his wifey got plowed.
By his son, no regrets no need to fret
he said he had fun and a blast.
He asked his mom how long can you last?
By nights end his Moms face looked like elmers glue
at the end he realized they had a kid together
it tuned out to be a large turd and not a kid at all
Crisis adverted crisis adverted Im not perverted momma
I just love you and yo body is so priceless and yo mouth is the nicest.
His dreams fell apart when he realized it wasn't his mom. But it was his Uncle
Eddie instead. His heart sank and turned into lead. For his boner was prounonced dead.
No longa could he brag to da boiiz about his street cred cause every nigga knew he had
his uncle eddie in bed.
Word up. **** NAGGERS.
it was Stew, violating your bitch without a doubt,
the way He caressed her and pressed er
it got too damn loud
Little does daddy know that his wifey got plowed.
By his son, no regrets no need to fret
he said he had fun and a blast.
He asked his mom how long can you last?
By nights end his Moms face looked like elmers glue
at the end he realized they had a kid together
it tuned out to be a large turd and not a kid at all
Crisis adverted crisis adverted Im not perverted momma
I just love you and yo body is so priceless and yo mouth is the nicest.
His dreams fell apart when he realized it wasn't his mom. But it was his Uncle
Eddie instead. His heart sank and turned into lead. For his boner was prounonced dead.
No longa could he brag to da boiiz about his street cred cause every nigga knew he had
his uncle eddie in bed.
Word up. **** NAGGERS.
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