Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-13-2011, 09:34 PM
#30
H3NDO
Grunt
reading your raps is a waste of time,
half of the lines dont even rhyme,
how do you expect to compete,
you a beginner, me being elite,
reading this could pass for a treat,
dont give a shit if you think your L33T
see im the best, your master, your lord,
and when you get to writing, the rest of us get bored,
see me, im a man with a mission,
your the reason our country's in a financial disposition,
you speak like a retard, still getting spoon fed,
or is it genuine, are you inbred?
see my lyrics are a fencer, im a top class lancer,
be sure to quote me, but you wont win with your answer
half of the lines dont even rhyme,
how do you expect to compete,
you a beginner, me being elite,
reading this could pass for a treat,
dont give a shit if you think your L33T
see im the best, your master, your lord,
and when you get to writing, the rest of us get bored,
see me, im a man with a mission,
your the reason our country's in a financial disposition,
you speak like a retard, still getting spoon fed,
or is it genuine, are you inbred?
see my lyrics are a fencer, im a top class lancer,
be sure to quote me, but you wont win with your answer
10-13-2011, 11:59 PM
#31
Classy.
<3 BOXXY <3
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
Now everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up
Look Look
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no mutha****in MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl
I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook
**** the beat i go acapella
**** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
And **** this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
kay: they aren't even my lyrics. Big up to the Kano
10-14-2011, 07:39 AM
#34
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by Zuey
Now everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up
Look Look
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no mutha****in MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl
I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook
**** the beat i go acapella
**** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
And **** this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up
Look Look
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no mutha****in MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl
I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook
**** the beat i go acapella
**** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
And **** this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
see i read your rap and thought hey this is kinda groovy,
then i realised its copied from the 8 mile movie,
se i get straight up vexxing you,
controlling you, vortexting you,
i start to spit shit you cant respond to,
quit now, get a job at the bronx zoo.
so dont come out here acting like your the miracle school,
cause to the rest of us your just the non-lyrical tool.
10-14-2011, 10:04 AM
#35
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by H3NDO
reading your raps is a waste of time,
half of the lines dont even rhyme,
how do you expect to compete,
you a beginner, me being elite,
reading this could pass for a treat,
dont give a shit if you think your L33T
see im the best, your master, your lord,
and when you get to writing, the rest of us get bored,
see me, im a man with a mission,
your the reason our country's in a financial disposition,
you speak like a retard, still getting spoon fed,
or is it genuine, are you inbred?
see my lyrics are a fencer, im a top class lancer,
be sure to quote me, but you wont win with your answer
half of the lines dont even rhyme,
how do you expect to compete,
you a beginner, me being elite,
reading this could pass for a treat,
dont give a shit if you think your L33T
see im the best, your master, your lord,
and when you get to writing, the rest of us get bored,
see me, im a man with a mission,
your the reason our country's in a financial disposition,
you speak like a retard, still getting spoon fed,
or is it genuine, are you inbred?
see my lyrics are a fencer, im a top class lancer,
be sure to quote me, but you wont win with your answer
Bitch please that may have rhymed but didn't make sense for shit,
Make sure you go to school before you come here and try to spit,
taking bitches out one by one call this shit f*cking ordered hits.
My answer's winning, see all my f*cking verses Charlie Sheen,
I'm the king at this you can tell just by looking at yo' screen,
all my shit is too good, smooth it's just too f*cking clean,
don't even reply, you'll waste your time I'ma rapping machine.
Need a band-aid for the new cut I just f*cking ripped you?
You can rap well here's a huge surprise I can rap too.
Why I wasted my time on you? I have no f*cking clue.
Man you thought you could win, you must be on the glue.
You're just jealous cause yo' girl calls out of the blue.
Time to stop rappin' before I straight up f*cking kill ya'.
I told you not to f*ck with me I'm just a f*cking killa!
AND WHAT.
10-14-2011, 10:04 AM
#36
Ok, ok, somebody's asking for gobble!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble
So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.
Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!
And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!
Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble
So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.
Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!
And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!
Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!
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10-14-2011, 10:09 AM
#37
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by Zuey
Now everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up
Look Look
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no mutha****in MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl
I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook
**** the beat i go acapella
**** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
And **** this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
Put your mutha****in' hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mutha****in' hands up
Look Look
Now while he tries to stand tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free worlds got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 Pac , 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, He's Pac, No Pac, None!
This guy aint no mutha****in MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a ****in bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did **** my girl
I'm still standin here screamin **** tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the **** i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his ****in yearbook **** Cranbrook
**** the beat i go acapella
**** a Papa Doc, **** a clock, **** a trailer, **** everybody
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of ****ing white trash, i say it proudly
And **** this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me
Wow be creative don't be f*cking biting flows,
Why don't you just go and leave the rapping to the pros.
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