Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-14-2011, 12:04 PM
#38
H3NDO
Grunt
Originally posted by Blackstorm
Bitch please that may have rhymed but didn't make sense for shit,
Make sure you go to school before you come here and try to spit,
taking bitches out one by one call this shit f*cking ordered hits.
My answer's winning, see all my f*cking verses Charlie Sheen,
I'm the king at this you can tell just by looking at yo' screen,
all my shit is too good, smooth it's just too f*cking clean,
don't even reply, you'll waste your time I'ma rapping machine.
Need a band-aid for the new cut I just f*cking ripped you?
You can rap well here's a huge surprise I can rap too.
Why I wasted my time on you? I have no f*cking clue.
Man you thought you could win, you must be on the glue.
You're just jealous cause yo' girl calls out of the blue.
Time to stop rappin' before I straight up f*cking kill ya'.
I told you not to f*ck with me I'm just a f*cking killa!
AND WHAT.
See you rap from the internet, my raps from the soul,
challenge me if you will, ill rip you a new ass hole,
see i can't wait to see the look on your face,
cause you were concieved when i raped your mum when she was tying her lace,
i ragged that shit all over the place,
hit her in the chin with my 2 foot mace,
now the way you writing is straight up lazy,
you say youll beat me your straight up crazy,
ill kick your ass till your mind goes dazy,
think your the don but you dont even faze me.
10-14-2011, 03:42 PM
#39
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
Originally posted by Gobble
Ok, ok, somebody's asking for gobble!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble
So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.
Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!
And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!
Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble
So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.
Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!
And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!
Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!
This rapper thinks I'm a joke, but I don't "brake" gobble,
Keep one foot on the gas never remove it from the throttle,
Travelling at 200miles per hour so don't try to stop me,
How you gonna mention commas when you can't even spell properly?
The things you rhymed with Ron were stupid, the funniest was the third
Think you got bars because you altered a few letters in a word?
Admins on this site are colourful red mods, who abuse their power
I might speak like a retard, but I don't shit in a shower
carling
10-14-2011, 08:56 PM
#40
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Blackstorm
This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
ok, I didn't wanna read all the pages to this thread so I quoted the starter,
show him how I can go way more harder,
slaughter your wife down to your son and your daughter
or, if you don't have any kids because you lack a dick
I'll smack you in the face you wack crack addict
What kind of name is black storm? A squad of niggas?
you homosexual, you probably like the quad of niggas
Now if that didn't make sense...
you probably should take a breather, matter of fact, take ten
because you I am raping
No hesitating, and I know your mind is vacant
reply if you are not mistaken.
10-14-2011, 09:07 PM
#41
Tony Danza
I'm Ron Burgundy?
10-14-2011, 09:22 PM
#42
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by 420
ok, I didn't wanna read all the pages to this thread so I quoted the starter,
show him how I can go way more harder,
slaughter your wife down to your son and your daughter
or, if you don't have any kids because you lack a dick
I'll smack you in the face you wack crack addict
What kind of name is black storm? A squad of niggas?
you homosexual, you probably like the quad of niggas
Now if that didn't make sense...
you probably should take a breather, matter of fact, take ten
because you I am raping
No hesitating, and I know your mind is vacant
reply if you are not mistaken.
show him how I can go way more harder,
slaughter your wife down to your son and your daughter
or, if you don't have any kids because you lack a dick
I'll smack you in the face you wack crack addict
What kind of name is black storm? A squad of niggas?
you homosexual, you probably like the quad of niggas
Now if that didn't make sense...
you probably should take a breather, matter of fact, take ten
because you I am raping
No hesitating, and I know your mind is vacant
reply if you are not mistaken.
I ain't mistaken you dumbass,
get off the f*cking grass,
homosexual? Shit, I'll pass.
Shit bitch you just awoke a volcano,
it's not my fault that you're gay yo',
not surprised though, shit yo' mom's named the great ho,
Insult my name though? Nothing better to come up with bro?
When I'll kill you, I'll do it painfully. Nice and slow.
I'mma stop here, I'm not trying to put up a show,
but shit you brought this upon pain yourself though.
kay:
10-14-2011, 09:29 PM
#44
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Blackstorm
I ain't mistaken you dumbass,
get off the f*cking grass,
homosexual? Shit, I'll pass.
Shit bitch you just awoke a volcano,
it's not my fault that you're gay yo',
not surprised though, shit yo' mom's named the great ho,
Insult my name though? Nothing better to come up with bro?
When I'll kill you, I'll do it painfully. Nice and slow.
I'mma stop here, I'm not trying to put up a show,
but shit you brought this upon pain yourself though.
get off the f*cking grass,
homosexual? Shit, I'll pass.
Shit bitch you just awoke a volcano,
it's not my fault that you're gay yo',
not surprised though, shit yo' mom's named the great ho,
Insult my name though? Nothing better to come up with bro?
When I'll kill you, I'll do it painfully. Nice and slow.
I'mma stop here, I'm not trying to put up a show,
but shit you brought this upon pain yourself though.
Sorry, can't stay off the grass
Herbs in the bowl, I will always smash
Treat you like a spliff, get ashed
Have your face crash or get clashed
with my fist, throw you in the trash,
like a bitch, your ass - not legit
Easy target for me to hit
So easy, that even the blunt is lit
Now, that shit about my mom being the 'great ho'
That's like saying you're straight, but that shit is fake bro
I got plenty of ammo, you willing to take more?
10-14-2011, 09:34 PM
#45
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by 420
Sorry, can't stay off the grass
Herbs in the bowl, I will always smash
Treat you like a spliff, get ashed
Have your face crash or get clashed
with my fist, throw you in the trash,
like a bitch, your ass - not legit
Easy target for me to hit
So easy, that even the blunt is lit
Now, that shit about my mom being the 'great ho'
That's like saying you're straight, but that shit is fake bro
I got plenty of ammo, you willing to take more?
Herbs in the bowl, I will always smash
Treat you like a spliff, get ashed
Have your face crash or get clashed
with my fist, throw you in the trash,
like a bitch, your ass - not legit
Easy target for me to hit
So easy, that even the blunt is lit
Now, that shit about my mom being the 'great ho'
That's like saying you're straight, but that shit is fake bro
I got plenty of ammo, you willing to take more?
You think you got swag?
I gag just seeing you
Your mom's a cheap hooker
not even worth passing a blunt to
I stay strapped like a marine
Always got money on mind
No economics Bitch.
10-14-2011, 09:46 PM
#46
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by PIMP
You think you got swag?
I gag just seeing you
Your mom's a cheap hooker
not even worth passing a blunt to
I stay strapped like a marine
Always got money on mind
No economics Bitch.
I gag just seeing you
Your mom's a cheap hooker
not even worth passing a blunt to
I stay strapped like a marine
Always got money on mind
No economics Bitch.
No economics? you dumb kunt
You shouldn't have gotten in this, but I guess you want some
Lucky you, I deliver free of charge
a barrage of rhymes sure to make your penis enlarge
My flow will get your point nine inch hard
So.. you stay strapped like a marine?
or getting fukd in the ass like a fruity faggot queen
passing a blunt? I bet you scared to even try caffeine
Again, my moms a cheap hooker?
Yours is gonna be dead, I'll just say sleep took her.
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