Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-13-2011, 08:03 PM
#20
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
Originally posted by iDelete
Alright, I got one hand on my bitch and one hand on the switch
Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
Put the 9 to your head then put it on your bitch
All black hummer and wide like Rick
Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
Dont hate that my defense is strong
Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali
I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone :p
Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
Put the 9 to your head then put it on your bitch
All black hummer and wide like Rick
Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
Dont hate that my defense is strong
Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali
I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone :p
I'll make you get the police on speed dial,
This is a rap battle not lil wayne's freestyle.
You chat shit about bitches and green,
And yet we're the ones acting in a scene?
You're just a typical, hypocritical rapper,
Talk about pussy when your a gay porn fapper.
If I'm an actor, call me bob saget,
How I met your mother, you daddy fucking faggot.
Don't be mad, I'm saying what everybody thinks,
If you're Muhammad Ali, just call me Leon Sphinx.
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10-13-2011, 08:24 PM
#21
Meow
Former Staff
ayo, they told me I couldn’t make it
so I keeped low and stuck to the basics
never had any luck
put my trust in an education
used luck to kill the hatred
started paving a way that only I could walk
started praying for change so that I could talk
it's my life that's outta hand
you ever seen me carry round them stacks in a rubber band
I ain't that kinda man
I got my life to worry about
but I got certain plans
it's a big year
everythings going well
did you hear
my tracks are going big
I gotta let you know something
take a seat and take off your lid
i'm talking real shit
this is me, i'm the real kid y'all producers
how bout we take a bid
will finish it later
so I keeped low and stuck to the basics
never had any luck
put my trust in an education
used luck to kill the hatred
started paving a way that only I could walk
started praying for change so that I could talk
it's my life that's outta hand
you ever seen me carry round them stacks in a rubber band
I ain't that kinda man
I got my life to worry about
but I got certain plans
it's a big year
everythings going well
did you hear
my tracks are going big
I gotta let you know something
take a seat and take off your lid
i'm talking real shit
this is me, i'm the real kid y'all producers
how bout we take a bid
will finish it later
10-13-2011, 08:44 PM
#22
Originally posted by Makaveli
I'll make you get the police on speed dial,
This is a rap battle not lil wayne's freestyle.
You chat shit about bitches and green,
And yet we're the ones acting in a scene?
You're just a typical, hypocritical rapper,
Talk about pussy when your a gay porn fapper.
If I'm an actor, call me bob saget,
How I met your mother, you daddy ****ing faggot.
Don't be mad, I'm saying what everybody thinks,
If you're Muhammad Ali, just call me Leon Sphinx.
This is a rap battle not lil wayne's freestyle.
You chat shit about bitches and green,
And yet we're the ones acting in a scene?
You're just a typical, hypocritical rapper,
Talk about pussy when your a gay porn fapper.
If I'm an actor, call me bob saget,
How I met your mother, you daddy ****ing faggot.
Don't be mad, I'm saying what everybody thinks,
If you're Muhammad Ali, just call me Leon Sphinx.
Your telling me you'll have me call the police like you can do shit,
Yea your the leading actor in the scene, this is a chick flick,
How you gonna call me gay when your girl is given CPR to my dick?
Or when she's hopin up and down on me like a pogo stick?
You act like your the hot shit, i'll be your show stopper,
If your lookin for that beef, then i'll throw you that whopper,
Alright, you dont think i'm for real, man i'm serious,
You talk about Nas so much I swear your bi-curious,
So yea ima live up to my name and just be You must login or register to view this content.
10-13-2011, 08:50 PM
#23
psychobe@n
Guest
Originally posted by iDelete
Your telling me you'll have me call the police like you can do shit,
Yea your the leading actor in the scene, this is a chick flick,
How you gonna call me gay when your girl is given CPR to my dick?
Or when she's hopin up and down on me like a pogo stick?
You act like your the hot shit, i'll be your show stopper,
If your lookin for that beef, then i'll throw you that whopper,
Alright, you dont think i'm for real, man i'm serious,
You talk about Nas so much I swear your bi-curious,
So yea ima live up to my name and just be You must login or register to view this content.
Yea your the leading actor in the scene, this is a chick flick,
How you gonna call me gay when your girl is given CPR to my dick?
Or when she's hopin up and down on me like a pogo stick?
You act like your the hot shit, i'll be your show stopper,
If your lookin for that beef, then i'll throw you that whopper,
Alright, you dont think i'm for real, man i'm serious,
You talk about Nas so much I swear your bi-curious,
So yea ima live up to my name and just be You must login or register to view this content.
Right why are you going on about sex?
Coz we all know that you are gonna get vexxed.
You maybe a super mod that thinks hes the best
however you suck dick like a ants invadings its nest
You should get on my level up in the sky
Then I will give your mother a freaking creampie.
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10-13-2011, 08:56 PM
#25
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by iDelete
Alright, I got one hand on my bitch and one hand on the switch
Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
Put the pipe to your head then put it on your bitch
All black hummer and wide like Rick
Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
Dont hate that my defense is strong
Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali
I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone :p
Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
Put the pipe to your head then put it on your bitch
All black hummer and wide like Rick
Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
Dont hate that my defense is strong
Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali
I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone :p
Watch me spit fire, just like a dragon, my flows are magic, call me Aladdin, **** with me? Huh. Watch me bash 'em, pull a Rampage Jackson. I killed it and I just began this. And I ain't even tryna to diss, boy this just practice. I'm the illest in the game, try me I'll put you to shame, kill your 15 minutes in 1 second, faded fame, I spit the opposite of lame. It's like I breathe swag, smooth flow, no lag, I don't mean to brag, but I'm the opposite of bad, what I have is what you wish you had. Yo' rhymes are just sad. But it's okay, be glad. When you step up to the plate, make sure what you're throwin' down is great, or I'll put you in the grave.
10-13-2011, 09:05 PM
#26
H3NDO
Grunt
Can i ask what beat you all writing to?
google translate failed at helping me understand you,
dont be ashamed, imma bet you its fate,
get your mum to suck my dick, your sister just waits,
see im very complex, heavy but light,
and what you got yourself into is a lyrical fight,
i spit like a pro, you spit plain shite,
my lyrics will move you, feels like your in flight,
but in reality your falling from the height,
you took a wrong turn, i chose to turn right,
see my rhymes will be remembered, stick on your mind like glue,
i could eat spaghetti letters and shit better lyrics than you,
you may be hating but you know what i say is true,
see its raps like mine that make yours sound like their on the bottom of your shoe,
thats right im talking real bad shit,
thought your mum had a ball sack, turned out to be her clit,
so thats me, no regrets, no decurum,
so with that in mind, guess ill see you round the forum
google translate failed at helping me understand you,
dont be ashamed, imma bet you its fate,
get your mum to suck my dick, your sister just waits,
see im very complex, heavy but light,
and what you got yourself into is a lyrical fight,
i spit like a pro, you spit plain shite,
my lyrics will move you, feels like your in flight,
but in reality your falling from the height,
you took a wrong turn, i chose to turn right,
see my rhymes will be remembered, stick on your mind like glue,
i could eat spaghetti letters and shit better lyrics than you,
you may be hating but you know what i say is true,
see its raps like mine that make yours sound like their on the bottom of your shoe,
thats right im talking real bad shit,
thought your mum had a ball sack, turned out to be her clit,
so thats me, no regrets, no decurum,
so with that in mind, guess ill see you round the forum
10-13-2011, 09:16 PM
#27
psychobe@n
Guest
David Cameron fukking us over with his cuts
Im gonna fuk him over by slittling his nuts.
He doesnt care about us, all he gives a shit about his money
Hes a puppet on strings being controlled by corporate property
Obama sitting on his ass while Gaza Strip is getting bombed
The zionist regime playing innocent when a body is getting embalmed
Gaza and westbank getting smaller and smaller by year
Due to the zionist soldiers emptying their bandoliers.
From Gaza to Ireland where the dust hasnt settled
Bobby Sands, bless his soul, Fought the tans which got them nettled.
Up the RA Up the RA 26 + 6 = 1
The black and tans running away with their machine gun.
The corporate machine suppressing our rights
Its about time we stood up and give them a fight
9/11 was horse shit it was about oil, bush get it right
And how did Building 7 collaspe? Oh yh it was due to the fire being too bright.
Im gonna fuk him over by slittling his nuts.
He doesnt care about us, all he gives a shit about his money
Hes a puppet on strings being controlled by corporate property
Obama sitting on his ass while Gaza Strip is getting bombed
The zionist regime playing innocent when a body is getting embalmed
Gaza and westbank getting smaller and smaller by year
Due to the zionist soldiers emptying their bandoliers.
From Gaza to Ireland where the dust hasnt settled
Bobby Sands, bless his soul, Fought the tans which got them nettled.
Up the RA Up the RA 26 + 6 = 1
The black and tans running away with their machine gun.
The corporate machine suppressing our rights
Its about time we stood up and give them a fight
9/11 was horse shit it was about oil, bush get it right
And how did Building 7 collaspe? Oh yh it was due to the fire being too bright.
10-13-2011, 09:17 PM
#28
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by psychobean
Right why are you going on about sex?
Coz we all know that you are gonna get vexxed.
You maybe a super mod that thinks hes the best
however you suck dick like a ants invadings its nest
You should get on my level up in the sky
Then I will give your mother a freaking creampie.
Coz we all know that you are gonna get vexxed.
You maybe a super mod that thinks hes the best
however you suck dick like a ants invadings its nest
You should get on my level up in the sky
Then I will give your mother a freaking creampie.
i heard your a virgin?
its scum like you, i'll be purgin.
your just a shitty ex mod
whose vagina still smells like cod.
isnt that you over there? .. sat all on your tod?
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