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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Wish granted . . but your tiger went wild and ate you. :FU:

I wish i could reincarnate my dad :/

Wish granted, but he's a zombie hell-bent on eating you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cookies at my disposal.

Granted. But your already a fat piece of shit and any more cookies will lead to your inevitable demise..

I wish my wishes were un-corruptable..

Granted, but the power of a lifetime supply of cookies brings you fame and fortune. You set up your own cookie business and donate millions of tonnes of cookies to those less fortunate. After many years of hard work and late nights you realize you forgot about the people who really mattered in your life, the chocolate chips in your sticky batch of a life. The pain eventually becomes too much and you decide to take your own life by using your highly experimental "cookie-death-ray". The police find you dead in your command center three weeks later.

I wish I had a cat.

wish granted, but the cat turned out to be a cheetah which ate you.


I wish i was a dildo so i could be used for women's pleasure.

Granted, but that type of dildo is only used by fat obese women and tranies

I wish I had SB powers =D

Granted, but you foresee your unavoidable death 24 hours from now, and are now forced to live with the fact that your whole life will almost be over.

I wish everyone on earth loved me... :fa:

Granted, but unfortunately the next day is December 2012 and the whole world is gone :O

I wish all the people I cared about including me, survived the apocalypse on December 2012 =D