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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

wish granted your news team on a site population of zero and you lose this news team spot
i wish to drink a clean glass of water

Wish granted, they refreshed with a cool glass of lemonade


Steal a lemonade from someone who's refreshing :carling:

I wish a woodchuck could not chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Granted, But pika does to you what he does to this poor bulbie:


I wish I had another 500k vbux...

granted, but the cup is dirty as hell :carling:

I wish Gobble posted in here

wish granted , i posted here and crushed your dreams
i wish i was loved by everyone at nextgenupdate (not enough to get raped)

Wish granted, they love your dead body :carling:
I wish I could be a frog with herpes

wish granted you get raped by an anaconda
i wish i had a grain of rice

Granted, but that's all you have in your whole life

I wish i can rob a bank

wish granted but you get caught? :dumb:

i wish this site wasn't full of power hungry fags