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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Wish granted, but you make an illegal program and get caught, sent to jail, then get raped :fa:


I wish for some water

(bumped because this game was fun few months ago :fa

wish granted, but you drink to much and you drown
i wish i was good at mw3

granted but you just got banned for being so good they thought you were hacking.
I wish I had a pony.

Granted but your pony breaks his leg, forcing you to shoot him.

I wish that my bones were unbreakable :fyea:

Wish Granted but You walk into acid rain and your bones and skin melt. I wish I had no friends :fa:

Wish granted but your enemies are truly deceiving you and are actually your friends.


I wish MW3 didn't suck dick

Wish granted but then your disk broke :FU:

I wish I had a life... :fa::fa::fa:

Granted, but you get kidnapped and raped for the rest of your life. :fa:

I wish for a Packers Superbowl win kay: