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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Wish Granted,but your still too retarded to hack it anyway.

I wish we made Extraterrestrial contact :p

Granted, you meet Katy Perry and Kanye West

I wish xbox 360 was never invented and we all had ps3

I wish this would all end..

/thread ^ .

Granted, you turned retarded and jumped off a skyscraper, so you died

I wish people knew how to read =D

You are still dead, you wishes are invalid

I wish gingers had souls :happycry:

Wish Granted, But they burn everything the come close to still.

I wish I won the lottery.