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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

wish granted but my penis hurts

i wish my penis didnt hurt

Wish granted, but you now must have surgery and get it removed.

I wish I was a 1337 hacker.

Wish granted, but it turns out your friends just use you to suck on their cocks.

I wish I was a dolphin

Granted, but you end up in a zoo and get raped by the other dolphins

I wish i can control time

wish granted, but you brake the time remote and it's stuck on pause for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a penis :fa:

wish grantws but you get shat on by the other pudegons

i wish i wast'n drunk

Wish not granted, how did you sign into NGU & find this thread & then read the infomation and the rules then write your wish.

i wish i was an Angel