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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

thats not part of the rules :dumb: i have it n autologin

granted but god anal rapoes you..

i wish yu were nver born

Wish Granted, i'll get a time machine from my very old friend Albert Einstein

i Wish you had no hands so could'nt type anymore!

Granted, but now he uses his forehead to type

I wish i had a Ferrari

Granted, but you get in a car crash the next day.

I wish I had Boobs, so I could play with myself.

granted but your boobs are so big you get back ache 24/7

I wish i could read minds

Granted but you can only read the minds of the traumatized
I wish you wouldn't grant this wish :carling:

you get slaughtered by a cow

I wish i had superpowers

Wish granted, you have the superpower to suck cock faster than any mortal human
I wish no-one would post after this

Wish granted, but yet I still did :carling:

I wish that only good things would happen to me!