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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Wish granted, but now there are power hungry morons instead of fags?

I wish for a kind, loving, Pickachu.

i wish i had a gold star :yuno:

Granted, but I got your rep reset and disabled.

I wish I had a yacht.

granted, but it sunk like the titanic ..

i wish i had billions of punds..

Granted but your 79 years old and die the next day =D

I wish i had i never grew old

Granted, but he's still better than you.

I wish my penis was 3 inches longer

Wish granted and now your penis is 4 inches.

I wish i could get some free stuff.

Wish granted but you're free stuff is only valid if you have anal sex with a monster :O

I wish that xbox 360 was easy to hack like ps3