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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Granted, you won the lottery among the millions of others who also won, so you win a total of $10 =D

I wish I invented something outstanding

Wish granted, but the device that you invented ends up causing a nuclear war across the world.

I wish I owned Apple.

Wish granted, you now own an apple, and luckily you found an orange to go with it

I wish I had super powers

Wish Granted, but your superpower is seeing through mens clothing resulting in only seeing dicks 24/7.

I wish I was God.

Wish granted, you see and hear all. You can see everyone who faps to gay porn.

I wish every time I fap, it became real and I was the guy ****ing the hot chick :fyea:

wish granted, but you started playing bf3 anyway :dumb:

i wish i could make any girl i chose. fancy me :fyea:

wish granted, but you hang out with guys and become gay :fa:

I wish soaps were taken of TV

Wish granted.. but you got sucked into a aeroplane engine and had a gruesome & painful death :cry:

I wish i had a tank as my car.

Granted, but you don't own a car, only a bike :dumb:

I wish I had a tamed tiger as my pet