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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

wish granted but karma destroys your house

i wish i could see through walls

Wish granted, you now see your parents having sex every night


I wish I had all ps3 games

wish granted, but you have no social life... oh wait.

i wish i could move things with my mind

Wish Granted, but you're too stupid :carling:

I wish i was mod =D

Wish granted, You are now mod for PVHAX

I wish all users filled out the Butthurt complaint form

Wish granted, but they get mod as they filled it out

i wish i didn't have to go to school, but still know everything.

Wish Granted....

....but your first day as a moderator is horribly busy, you accidentally delete half the forum database while deleting a spam post, and you accidentally ban 300,000 members while trying to ban a flamer. You're demoted not long after that.

I wish I had a pony

you get slaughtered by a cow and then cooked and eaten.

i wish people read the rules to the game.

12 Year old ate the rules :carling:

I wish for a car