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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Wish Granted :carling:, :gluk:

I wish i could get a 4.0 GPA :p

Granted, but then half your brain overheats and burns in your head

I wish i had a pikachu

Wish Granted, but you can't drive because of your inability to do something correct :carling:

I wish i could fly

Damn my internet is slow, over 5 ppl posted between the time it took my message to submit
Since there is nothing else to say...

Penis

your ps3 gets the ylod and you spent your life saving on those games
i wish for a healthy rock , a rock that is small

Wish Granted, but then you would have to cover her up since she would shock you

I wish i had Mudkip :mudkip:

Wish granted but then you fly to close to the sun And melt

I wish I was news team

Wish granted, but you would suck at it :carling:

I wish i could make love to Superwoman

wish granted but your news sucks

i wish people refreshed so that we dont all reply to the same wish.